Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume I

[socalrappy700]

Talk about not feeling like working, it's my birthday today.  38.  Son of a bitch...   Hey, where's the geezer emoticon?  

Happy birthday bro.  Gettin any tonight?

Probably not.  I was talking to the wife earlier and started getting a little too much for me so I said I had to go and she hung up on me.  Fuckin' baby. 

Play nice kids.

[LittleBuddha]

Talk about not feeling like working, it's my birthday today.  38.  Son of a bitch...   Hey, where's the geezer emoticon?  

Happy Birthday man!!!!!

~Brian

Thanks dude.

[Colorado700R]

Talk about not feeling like working, it's my birthday today.  38.  Son of a bitch...   Hey, where's the geezer emoticon?  

Happy birthday bro.  Gettin any tonight?

Probably not.  I was talking to the wife earlier and started getting a little too much for me so I said I had to go and she hung up on me.  Fuckin' baby. 

I say we get Scott a Prostitute for his birthday!!!  










How much you charging Randy?  

[Jamie700R]

Talk about not feeling like working, it's my birthday today.  38.  Son of a bitch...   Hey, where's the geezer emoticon?  

Happy Birthday man!!!!!

~Brian

Thanks dude.

Happy B-Day man

[LittleBuddha]

Talk about not feeling like working, it's my birthday today.  38.  Son of a bitch...   Hey, where's the geezer emoticon?  

Happy birthday bro.  Gettin any tonight?

Probably not.  I was talking to the wife earlier and started getting a little too much for me so I said I had to go and she hung up on me.  Fuckin' baby. 

Play nice kids.

Exactly.  Kid.  She seriously needs to grow the hell up.  I don't remember asking for her to be a bitch on my birthday.    

[LittleBuddha]

Talk about not feeling like working, it's my birthday today.  38.  Son of a bitch...   Hey, where's the geezer emoticon?  

Happy Birthday man!!!!!

~Brian

Thanks dude.

Happy B-Day man

Thanks.   

[Flynbyu]

I say we send him to the Bunny Ranch......but I want to go too.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

I say we send him to the Bunny Ranch......but I want to go too.

~Brian

When I got divorced, I cashed in my IRA and damn near went.  I almost hooked up with Bianca Trump but I'm glad I didn't.  She ended up getting arrested for robbing some poor bastard.  And I'm talking armed robbery. 

[socalrappy700]

I say we send him to the Bunny Ranch......but I want to go too.

~Brian

When I got divorced, I cashed in my IRA and damn near went.  I almost hooked up with Bianca Trump but I'm glad I didn't.  She ended up getting arrested for robbing some poor bastard.  And I'm talking armed robbery. 

Who the hell is that?

[LittleBuddha]

I say we send him to the Bunny Ranch......but I want to go too.

~Brian

When I got divorced, I cashed in my IRA and damn near went.  I almost hooked up with Bianca Trump but I'm glad I didn't.  She ended up getting arrested for robbing some poor bastard.  And I'm talking armed robbery. 

Who the hell is that?

Porn star...She was $5K and I woulda gladly paid for it.    :grin_nod:

[socalrappy700]

I say we send him to the Bunny Ranch......but I want to go too.

~Brian

When I got divorced, I cashed in my IRA and damn near went.  I almost hooked up with Bianca Trump but I'm glad I didn't.  She ended up getting arrested for robbing some poor bastard.  And I'm talking armed robbery. 

Who the hell is that?

Porn star...She was $5K and I woulda gladly paid for it.    :grin_nod:

You couldn't get her to come down on her rate?  I would think one look at you and she would feel sorry for the little bugger and knock the price down to 1k since she knew it wouldn't be that much work anyway.

[dungbeetle06]

You guys are thinking about this too much

[Colorado700R]

I say we send him to the Bunny Ranch......but I want to go too.

~Brian

When I got divorced, I cashed in my IRA and damn near went.  I almost hooked up with Bianca Trump but I'm glad I didn't.  She ended up getting arrested for robbing some poor bastard.  And I'm talking armed robbery. 

Who the hell is that?

Porn star...She was $5K and I woulda gladly paid for it.    :grin_nod:

Sorry, but for 5k it better be for a week of suck and f-ck

[socalrappy700]

You guys are thinking about this too much

about what?

[dungbeetle06]

You guys are thinking about this too much

about what?

About how much you would pay for sex