Vasectomy....

[Gunz]

After years of the O'lady hounding my ass about getting snipped, I finally did it. I went in yesterday morning. It took about 10 minutes for the actual procedure. Pictures courtesy of my wife.


Here's me 2 minutes afterwards with 20mg of valium.



When I got home, my son kept asking me why I went to the hospital. I finally showed him my package and told him "Daddy had he's ballz replaced with steel ones". I told him if he ever got into an argument at school of whose daddy is tougher, to tell em' your dad has steel ballz.


4gummybearz4x4z

[Peelz]

Dude, hysterical thread! I had the idea myself to post it when I go to do it.  But not with pics!

WTF!!! "Daddy had he's ballz replaced with steel ones".

FYI Pretty gutsy posting those with the picture manipulation that has been going on lately.  Watch out.......

[Smiley]

LOL - I am glad there were no cameras around when I got mine done!

It was funny.  The nurses at the front desk said I was the first person they met that walked in with a smile and left with a smile.  Of course, the worse part of it was the COLD water.

Next day, I was under a car replacing a trans

[Peelz]

Looks to me like you received my delivery. 



Is this how to give birth to a miniho?   




<peels worries about the day his will be snipped> 

[Peelz]

BTW Karma in yo face!

[Gunz]

Wife making fun of me at the elevator. I can't remember what the hell she was doing, but I do remember laughing and giving her the bird.




Thanks for the packages Peels, daddy feelin good right.


4loritabz4x4z

[Peelz]

Wife making fun of me at the elevator. I can't remember what the hell she was doing, but I do remember laughing and giving her the bird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGIOs3w_-6M

  Elevator? wrong link from the got speed thread.

"Rinspeed Splash: Sports Car & Speed Boat"

[Gunz]

Wife making fun of me at the elevator. I can't remember what the hell she was doing, but I do remember laughing and giving her the bird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGIOs3w_-6M

  Elevator? wrong link from the got speed thread.

"Rinspeed Splash: Sports Car & Speed Boat"

"Drugs are bad,,mmmkay"

[Flynbyu]

Anesthetic provided by Peels.



~Brian

[Peelz]

atta boy flynbyu! Exactly what was on my mind.

[Flynbyu]

Be DAMN sure to have your junk checked when you're supposed to.

A friend of mine never went back to the doctor, and his wife became pregnant.

He flips out, goes to the doctor, and they hand him the cup and ask him for a sample. He rubs one out in the bathroom in the LOBBY while waiting, hands the cup to the front desk. The nurse said "Sir, you were supposed to do this in the examination room." He said, "You don't understand, this is an EMERGENCY."



Take care of the boys, you'll be sore for a little while. Glad you're in one piece man!!!

~Brian

[Gunz]

The doctor told me I had to ejaculate 15-20 times then take a specimen to them to check. I told the wife I had to do it in the next 2 weeks and that as soon as I feel better, its on like donkey kong. Thanks for the pic Brian. :grin_nod:

[Peelz]

The doctor told me I had to ejaculate 15-20 times then take a specimen to them to check. I told the wife I had to do it in the next 2 weeks and that as soon as I feel better, its on like donkey kong. Thanks for the pic Brian. :grin_nod:

Yeah man!   

I got that horror story too Brian.  Check them bad boys out before taking the "plunge"   

I think we are settled on no more kids and she repeatedly bugs me to get it done, then other days wants a daughter.  

[Mad Dog]

Too funny for words man, glad everything went well.

[Krandall]

Funny ending to the evening! 


Grats on the snippage.