Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XVIII

[Mad Dog]

No one's running it.

No ice, quad won't be running for a while.  Sold my ice tires too.

[Krandall]

damn, answered my next question. 

[Peelz]

later skaters!

[Flynbyu]

See ya Pealer.

~Brian

[Krandall]

see ya meth head.

[Krandall]

headin home. 

[Flynbyu]

Not far behind ya boss.

~Brian

[BRAD]

whats u whores?

[Peelz]

B-rad, you are alive. Where you been homie

[Krandall]

psssssssst



guys... I've been drinkin w/ my brothere in law and drinking some w/ my brother in law..... we're going rock clibming tomorrow, ... it's freakin nuts. stupid drinking games. I haven't eatedin toningt, so Im waisted waasted waisted......  wheres the I'm drink thread when you need it. I'm going to go try an eat somethin good before going to bed. good night gentlesmen!!

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Dec 5 1484

Innocent VIII orders an Inquisition to uncover and execute witches in Europe. Witchcraft becomes a heresy, and over the next three centuries 200,000 accused witches die under most unpleasant circumstances.

Dec 5 1928

In order to protect United Fruit Company employees from striking banana workers, the government declares martial law in Santa Marta, Colombia. Over the next three weeks, Colombian troops kill between 500 and 600 strikers.

Dec 5 1933

Fourteen years of prohibition end when Utah ratifies the 21st amendment. Let the good times roll.

Dec 5 1982

Thomas Hart of Detroit, MI dies from the impact of a 14 pound burgundy bowling ball that entered his car through the windshield the previous day. He suffered serious traumatic head injuries. The source of the bowling instrument is unknown.

Dec 5 1991

Richard Speck, murderer who killed 8 nurses, dies of natural causes while incarcerated. Somehow he managed to grow breasts while in prison, which was recorded on a videotape aired five years after his death. Behind bars Speck apparently was a black man's bitch, and he didn't mind sucking a little cock now and then. "If they only knew how much fun I was having, they would turn me loose."

Dec 5 1997

South African serial killer Moses Sithole sentenced to 2,410 years for the serial killing of 38 people in 1994 and 1995, as well as 40 rapes and various lesser offenses.

Dec 5 1997

Fairfield, CA resident Alan Hall is rushed to the NorthBay Medical Center in a vain attempt to reattach his amputated penis. Hall informs police that the assailant, a mysterious woman named Brenda, had sliced it off at the base with an X-Acto knife following sex. Authorities ultimately determine the wound to be self-inflicted.

Birthdays today...
1377 - Jianwen Emperor of China (d. 1402)
1443 - Pope Julius II (d. 1513)
1495 - Nicolas Cleynaerts, Flemish grammarian (d. 1542)
1537 - Ashikaga Yoshiaki, Japanese shogun (d. 1597)
1539 - Fausto Paolo Sozzini, Italian theologian (d. 1604)
1547 - Ubbo Emmius, Dutch historian and geographer (d. 1625)
1595 - Henry Lawes, English composer (d. 1662)
1661 - Robert Harley, 1st Earl of Oxford and Mortimer, English statesman (d. 1724)
1687 - Francesco Geminiani, Italian violinist and composer (d. 1762)
1782 - Martin Van Buren, 8th President of the United States (d. 1862)
1803 - Fyodor Ivanovich Tyutchev, Russian poet (d. 1873)
1820 - Afanasy Fet, Russian poet (d. 1892)
1822 - Elizabeth Cabot Agassiz, American college president (d. 1907)
1829 - Henri-Gustave Joly de Lotbinière, French Canadian politician (d. 1908)
1830 - Christina Rossetti, English poet (d. 1894)
1839 - George Armstrong Custer, American general (d. 1876)
1841 - Marcus Daly, American mining tycoon (d. 1900)
1855 - Clinton Hart Merriam, American ornithologist (d. 1942)
1859 - John Jellicoe, British admiral (d. 1935)
1863 - Paul Painlevé, French mathematician and Prime Minister (d. 1933)
1867 - Józef Piłsudski, Polish revolutionary and statesman (d. 1935)
1867 - Antti Aarne, Finnish folklorist (d. 1925)
1868 - Arnold Sommerfeld, German physicist (d. 1951)
1869 - Ellis Parker Butler, American author (d. 1937)
1870 - Vítězslav Novák, Czech composer (d. 1949)
1871 - Bill Pickett, American rodeo performer (d. 1932)
1872 - Harry Nelson Pillsbury, American chess player (d. 1906)
1875 - Sir Arthur Currie, Canadian soldier (d. 1933)
1879 - Clyde Cessna, American airplane manufacturer (d. 1954)
1886 - Rose Wilder Lane, American writer and reporter, daughter of 'Little House' books writer Laura Ingalls Wilder (d. 1968)
1890 - David Bomberg, English painter (d. 1957)
1890 - Fritz Lang, Austrian-born film director (d. 1976)
1892 - Ferdinand Schörner, German field marshal (d. 1973)
1894 - C.R. Swart, South African politician who served as justice minister under D.F. Malan, and later served as the last Governor-General and first State President of South Africa. (d. 1982)
1895 - Elbert Frank Cox, American mathematician (d. 1969)
1896 - Carl Ferdinand Cori, Austrian-born biochemist, Nobel laureate (d. 1984)
1897 - Nunnally Johnson, American screenwriter and producer (d. 1977)
1898 - Josh Malihabadi, Urdu poet of India and Pakistan (d. 1982)
1898 - Grace Moore, American soprano (d. 1947)
1899 - Sonny Boy Williamson II, American blues musician (d. 1965)
1901 - Walt Disney, American animated film producer (d. 1966)
1901 - Milton H. Erickson, American psychiatrist (d. 1980)
1901 - Werner Heisenberg, German physicist, Nobel laureate (d. 1976)
1902 - Strom Thurmond, American politician (d. 2003)
1903 - Johannes Heesters, Dutch singer and actor
1903 - Cecil Frank Powell, English physicist, Nobel laureate (d. 1969)
1905 - Gus Mancuso, American baseball player (d. 1984)
1906 - Otto Preminger, Austrian-born film director, producer, and actor (d. 1986)
1907 - Giuseppe Occhialini, Italian physicist (d. 1993)
1910 - Abraham Polonsky, American screenwriter (d. 1999)
1911 - Władysław Szpilman, Polish pianist (d. 2000)
1914 - Hans Hellmut Kirst, German author (d. 1989)
1917 - Ken Downing, English racing driver (d. 2004)
1921 - Alvy Moore, American actor (d. 1997)
1925 - Anastasio Somoza, President of Nicaragua (d. 1980)
1927 - Bhumibol Adulyadej, King of Thailand
1932 - Sheldon Lee Glashow, American physicist, Nobel laureate
1932 - Little Richard, American singer and pianist
1934 - Joan Didion, American writer
1934 - Nikos Kourkoulos, Greek actor, artistic director of the National Theatre of Greece (d. 2007)
1935 - Calvin Trillin, American writer
1935 - Yury Vlasov, Soviet weightlifter
1936 - James Lee Burke, American writer
1938 - J. J. Cale, American songwriter
1939 - Minita Chico-Nazario, Filipino Supreme Court jurist
1940 - Boris Ignatyev, Russian footballer and manager
1940 - Peter Pohl, Swedish writer
1940 - Adrian Street, Welsh professional wrestler
1943 - Eva Joly, Norwegian-born French magistrate
1944 - Jeroen Krabbé, Dutch actor
1945 - Serge Chapleau, French Canadian caricaturist
1946 - José Carreras, Spanish tenor
1946 - Sarel van der Merwe, South African Rally Driver
1947 - Bruce Golding, Jamaican politician
1947 - Tony Gregory, Irish politician
1947 - Jim Messina, American musician (Buffalo Springfield, Loggins and Messina)
1947 - Jim Plunkett, American football player
1949 - Ray Comfort, New Zealand evangelist
1950 - Camarón de la Isla, Spanish flamenco singer (d. 1992)
1950 - Osvaldo Golijov, Argentine-born composer
1951 - Morgan Brittany, American actress
1951 - Anne-Mie van Kerckhoven, Belgian artist
1952 - Andy Kim, Canadian singer, songwriter
1953 - Larry Zbyszko, American professional wrestler
1956 - Klaus Allofs, German footballer
1956 - Brian Backer, American actor
1956 - Krystian Zimerman, Polish pianist
1957 - Art Monk, American football player
1958 - Dean Erickson, American actor
1958 - Dynamite Kid, English professional wrestler
1960 - Jack Russell, American singer (Great White)
1960 - Frans Adelaar, Dutch football player and manager
1962 - José Cura, Argentine tenor
1963 - Doctor Dre, American radio personality
1963 - Eddie "the Eagle" Edwards, English ski jumper
1963 - Carrie Hamilton, American actress (d. 2002)
1965 - Johnny Rzeznik, American singer, songwriter and guitarist (Goo Goo Dolls)
1965 - Wayne Smith, Jamaican reggae musician
1966 - Patricia Kaas, French singer
1967 - Gary Allan, American country musician
1967 - Konstantin-Assen, Prince of Vidin, titular Bulgarian royal family
1968 - Margaret Cho, American comedian and actress
1968 - Lisa Marie, American model and actress
1969 - Morgan J. Freeman, American film director
1969 - Lewis Gordon Pugh, English swimmer, polar explorer and motivational speaker
1970 - Kevin Haller, Canadian ice hockey player
1971 - Kali Rocha, American actress
1972 - Cliff Floyd, American baseball player
1972 - Mike Mahoney, American baseball player
1972 - Angela Shelton, American actress & writer
1973 - Shalom Harlow, Canadian supermodel and actress
1973 - Luboš Motl, Czech physicist
1973 - Danielle Winits, Brazilian Actress
1974 - Charlie Batch, National Football League quarterback
1975 - Ronnie O'Sullivan, English snooker player
1975 - Paula Patton, American actress
1976 - Amy Acker, American actress
1976 - Xavier Garbajosa, French rugby union footballer
1978 - Olli Jokinen, Finnish ice hockey player
1978 - Marcelo Zalayeta, Uruguayan footballer
1979 - Matteo Ferrari, Italian footballer
1979 - Niklas Hagman, Finnish ice hockey player
1979 - Evonne Hsu, Taiwanese singer
1979 - Gareth McAuley, Northern Irish footballer
1979 - Nick Stahl, American actor
1980 - Shizuka Ito, Japanese voice actress (seiyū)
1980 - Ibrahim Maalouf, Lebanese-born French trumpeter
1981 - Leila Tong, Hong Kong actress
1982 - Eddy Curry, American basketball player
1982 - Trai Essex, American football player
1984 - Chris Solinsky, American distance runner
1985 - Frankie Muniz, American actor
1985 - Josh Smith, American basketball player
1985 - Nico Verdonck, Belgian racing driver
1988 - Ross Bagley, American actor
1992 - Giorgio Cantarini, Italian actor

Famous deaths...
749 - Saint John of Damascus, theologian
1082 - Ramon Berenguer II, Count of Barcelona
1355 - John III, Duke of Brabant (b. 1300)
1560 - King Francis II of France (b. 1544)
1570 - Johan Friis, Danish statesman (b. 1494)
1624 - Gaspard Bauhin, Swiss botanist (b. 1560)
1654 - Jean François Sarrazin, French writer
1663 - Severo Bonini, Italian composer (b. 1582)
1749 - Pierre Gaultier de Varennes et de la Vérendrye, New French explorer and trader (b. 1685)
1758 - Johann Friedrich Fasch, German composer (b. 1688)
1770 - James Stirling, Scottish mathematician (b. 1692)
1784 - Phillis Wheatley, African-American poet (b. 1753)
1791 - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Austrian composer (b. 1756)
1819 - Count Friedrich Leopold zu Stolberg, German poet (b. 1750)
1870 - Alexandre Dumas, père, French writer (b. 1802)
1887 - Eliza Roxcy Snow, American poet (b. 1804)
1891 - Emperor Pedro II of Brazil (b. 1825)
1895 - Chief Gall, Sioux chief (b. 1840)
1925 - Władysław Reymont, Polish writer and Nobel laureate (b. 1867)
1926 - Claude Monet, French impressionist painter (b. 1840)
1931 - Vachel Lindsay, American poet (b. 1879)
1940 - Mordechai Frizis, Jewish Greek military officer (b. 1893)
1940 - Jan Kubelík, Austro-Hungarian-born Czechoslovak violinist (b. 1880)
1946 - Louis Dewis, Belgian Post-Impressionist painter (b. 1872)
1950 - Shri Aurobindo, Indian guru (b. 1872)
1951 - "Shoeless" Joe Jackson, American baseball player (b. 1889)
1951 - Abanindranath Tagore, Indian writer (b. 1871)
1953 - Jorge Negrete, Mexican singer and actor (b. 1911)
1955 - Glenn L. Martin, American aviation pioneer (b. 1886)
1963 - Karl Amadeus Hartmann, German composer (b. 1905)
1963 - Huseyn Shaheed Suhrawardy, Prime Minister of Pakistan (b. 1892)
1965 - Joseph Erlanger, American physiologist, Nobel laureate (b. 1874)
1966 - Sylvère Maes, Belgian cyclist (b. 1909)
1968 - Fred Clark, American actor (b. 1914)
1969 - Claudius Dornier, German aircraft designer (b. 1884)
1973 - Robert Watson-Watt, Scottish engineer, inventor of radar (b. 1892)
1977 - Aleksandr Vasilevsky, Soviet military commander (b. 1895)
1983 - Robert Aldrich, American film director (b. 1918)
1984 - Adam Malik, Third Vice President of Indonesia (b. 1917)
1986 - Sir Edward Youde, Governor of Hong Kong (b. 1924)
1989 - Sir John Pritchard, English conductor (b. 1921)
1991 - Robert Karvelas, American actor (b. 1921)
1991 - Richard Speck, American mass murderer (b. 1941)
1993 - Doug Hopkins, American guitarist and songwriter (Gin Blossoms) (b. 1961)
1994 - Harry Horner, American art director (b. 1910)
1995 - Gwen Harwood, Australian poet (b. 1920)
1995 - Lisa McPherson, former Scientologist (b. 1959)
1998 - Al Gore, Sr., American politician (b. 1907)
2001 - Franco Rasetti, Italian physicist (b. 1901)
2002 - Roone Arledge, American sports broadcasting pioneer (b. 1931)
2002 - Ne Win, Burmese leader (b. 1911)
2005 - Ed Masry, American lawyer (b. 1932)
2005 - Kevin "Big Kev" McQuay, Australian businessman (b. 1949)
2005 - Frits Philips, Dutch businessman (b. 1905)
2006 - David Bronstein, Ukrainian-born chess grandmaster (b. 1924)
2007 - Karlheinz Stockhausen, German composer (b. 1928)
2007 - Andrew Imbrie, American composer (b. 1921)
2008 - Patriarch Alexey II of Russia, head of the Russian Orthodox Church (b. 1929)

Holidays and observances...
Roman festivals - Faunalia celebrated in honor of Faunus
Austria - Krampus
Belgium, Czech Republic, Slovakia, the Netherlands and the UK - Saint Nicholas Eve (whom Dutch speakers call Sinterklaas, which became in other languages Santa Claus)
Thailand - The King's Birthday, National Day, Father's Day

Have a great Friday.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

psssssssst



guys... I've been drinkin w/ my brothere in law and drinking some w/ my brother in law..... we're going rock clibming tomorrow, ... it's freakin nuts. stupid drinking games. I haven't eatedin toningt, so Im waisted waasted waisted......  wheres the I'm drink thread when you need it. I'm going to go try an eat somethin good before going to bed. good night gentlesmen!!

Krandall, you need to learn how to hold your alcohol.   

You're like a 18 year old that's drunk for his first time and have to tell the world about it.  What are you going to do next, tell us how cool it was that you got to feel tits for the first time?

[Flynbyu]

Hard to believe that all happened on wine coolers.



~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Hard to believe that all happened on wine coolers.



~Brian

I thought he was rockin the boone's farm?

[Colorado700R]

psssssssst



guys... I've been drinkin w/ my brothere in law and drinking some w/ my brother in law..... we're going rock clibming tomorrow, ... it's freakin nuts. stupid drinking games. I haven't eatedin toningt, so Im waisted waasted waisted......  wheres the I'm drink thread when you need it. I'm going to go try an eat somethin good before going to bed. good night gentlesmen!!

I thought Bartells and James went out of buisness