Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XVIII

[Flynbyu]

Nice.

Great job.

I figured you'd be an organizer. Especially with explosive chemicals.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Extreme Car and Organization only when needed. 

[Peelz]

My organizational energy only lasts for a fleeting moment, then it is gone, replaced by incredible drowsiness.

[Flynbyu]

Time for another hit, eh?

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Where is the Squatch today? I had a morning worthy of a Socal rant!

Dropping off my son at Elementary school, a lady stops in front of me in a Chrysler minivan.(go figure)  I see the parking lights flick through reverse, then her door opened. So I went around her and turned left right next to her to go back and drop Colin off at Mom's. At which point, she shuts her door puts it in drive and starts going just as I roll by. WTF. Local Police, in an unmarked Dodge Truck (where do we get the cash for that) pulls me over. Riot act!   Then, I can't find my damned insurance card. Only one that expired April of this year.   Late as hell to work.  He gave me three days to fax him my info... or he will show up at my door with a $380 ticket! Organization has not always been my forte' Oh, and I had forgotten the little guy's "blankie" and he was freakin out the whole time.  

You need to look at that mother f*ckers badge and get his name.  Find out where that worthless piece of shit lives and go light his car on fire.  I would spend the next year making that f*ucker pay for making my son cry.  If only I had my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck when I was born then I could be a cop too.  Waste of f*uckin air!   FERK!

[Krandall]

lunch time ho's

[Flynbyu]

Some cops just tend to be natural pricks. They need to weed the power hungry ones out of the academy.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

That piece of shit had two choices in life, a elementary school gym teacher or a cop.  Both come with the gay ass shorts.

[Flynbyu]

I hate the ones with the inferiority complex.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Where is the Squatch today? I had a morning worthy of a Socal rant!

Dropping off my son at Elementary school, a lady stops in front of me in a Chrysler minivan.(go figure)  I see the parking lights flick through reverse, then her door opened. So I went around her and turned left right next to her to go back and drop Colin off at Mom's. At which point, she shuts her door puts it in drive and starts going just as I roll by. WTF. Local Police, in an unmarked Dodge Truck (where do we get the cash for that) pulls me over. Riot act!   Then, I can't find my damned insurance card. Only one that expired April of this year.   Late as hell to work.  He gave me three days to fax him my info... or he will show up at my door with a $380 ticket! Organization has not always been my forte' Oh, and I had forgotten the little guy's "blankie" and he was freakin out the whole time.  

You need to look at that mother f*ckers badge and get his name.  Find out where that worthless piece of shit lives and go light his car on fire.  I would spend the next year making that f*ucker pay for making my son cry.  If only I had my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck when I was born then I could be a cop too.  Waste of f*uckin air!   F  ck!

UMMM Okie dokie Erich. I forgot my meds today too.  You spoke volumes with that post!   Since the town has been bypassed, the Police force has gotten stranger and stranger here....but write tickets for locals.    Not much to do. Had to invoke a cousin's name to get out of a 5mph over ticket two years ago. She is the dispatcher. I have little use for the local cops these days. Oh and the officer says "just send it to the seargeant, they'll know who it is".....  He rivaled Kyle in stature.

[Flynbyu]

Short man syndrome.

~Brian

[BLU700R]

small penis syndrome

[socalrappy700]

Where is the Squatch today? I had a morning worthy of a Socal rant!

Dropping off my son at Elementary school, a lady stops in front of me in a Chrysler minivan.(go figure)  I see the parking lights flick through reverse, then her door opened. So I went around her and turned left right next to her to go back and drop Colin off at Mom's. At which point, she shuts her door puts it in drive and starts going just as I roll by. WTF. Local Police, in an unmarked Dodge Truck (where do we get the cash for that) pulls me over. Riot act!   Then, I can't find my damned insurance card. Only one that expired April of this year.   Late as hell to work.  He gave me three days to fax him my info... or he will show up at my door with a $380 ticket! Organization has not always been my forte' Oh, and I had forgotten the little guy's "blankie" and he was freakin out the whole time.  

You need to look at that mother f*ckers badge and get his name.  Find out where that worthless piece of shit lives and go light his car on fire.  I would spend the next year making that f*ucker pay for making my son cry.  If only I had my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck when I was born then I could be a cop too.  Waste of f*uckin air!   F  ck!

UMMM Okie dokie Erich. I forgot my meds today too.  You spoke volumes with that post!   Since the town has been bypassed, the Police force has gotten stranger and stranger here....but write tickets for locals.    Not much to do. Had to invoke a cousin's name to get out of a 5mph over ticket two years ago. She is the dispatcher. I have little use for the local cops these days. Oh and the officer says "just send it to the seargeant, they'll know who it is".....  He rivaled Kyle in stature.

I took my full dose this morning.  I just hate ass holes like that.  You make my son cry, I'm coming for you and hell's coming with me.  I would torch his car or truck, kill any pets that he may have and do anything I can to get his ass fired.

[Flynbyu]

<Note to self: Never make Owen cry>

~Brian

[Peelz]

<Note to self: Never make Owen cry>

~Brian

No joke. If you go visit E and he asks you if you want to hold his new baby....politely object and RUN!!!!!!!!