Check out this wedding.

[Flynbyu]

She's so fat, I bet it smells like bacon when she walks.

~Brian

[fire raptor]

I am laughing so hard i almost pissed myself!!!!!

[Peelz]

I am laughing so hard i almost pissed myself!!!!!

Just let it go man.....

[Flynbyu]

That bitch is so ugly, R Kelly wouldn't pee on her.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

That bitch is so ugly, R Kelly wouldn't pee on her.

~Brian

I'd give her Indian goggles.   

[Flynbyu]

You could put hundreds chocolate starfishes on that freakin' forehead.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

You could put hundreds chocolate starfishes on that freakin' forehead.

~Brian

Or a couple Baked Alaskas. 

[Peelz]

That bitch is so ugly, R Kelly wouldn't pee on her.

~Brian

I'd give her Indian goggles.   

Dare I ask?

[Flynbyu]

That bitch is so ugly, R Kelly wouldn't pee on her.

~Brian

I'd give her Indian goggles.   

Dare I ask?

Yes. Ask.

Place your balls in the ocular area, and use the anus to kiss the forehead.

*smooch*

~Brian

[Peelz]

That bitch is so ugly, R Kelly wouldn't pee on her.

~Brian

I'd give her Indian goggles.   

Dare I ask?

Yes. Ask.

Place your balls in the ocular area, and use the anus to kiss the forehead.

*smooch*

~Brian

Tears are flowing again!

Give er' the old "leather cheerio"!

Don't forget to bend her leg back and F**K her knee-pits!

[Flynbyu]

Baked Alaska on that fat bitch.

Boo-yeah!

~Brian

[Temptation]

Man this is funnier shit than the dam wedding pics...

[LittleBuddha]

That bitch is so ugly, R Kelly wouldn't pee on her.

~Brian

I'd give her Indian goggles.   

Dare I ask?

A slight variation of the Roman War Helmet.  Only you get to leave a present.  

[LittleBuddha]

Baked Alaska on that fat bitch.

Boo-yeah!

~Brian

Or an angry dragon.  That way to get to punch her in the nose.   

[Peelz]

I just thought of a positive: Unlimited motorboat capability!!!!!!!!!! Everywhere!

Really, really ugly person. It is unfortunate. She got dealt a bad hand in the genetics poker game...
I feel guilty..but this is funny as hell!

Brian, you are sick and wrong. That is hilarious! Never heard either.

"only you get to leave a present." WTF!!!!!