Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XVII

[Warren]

i'm heading out too.

have a good one ex.

keep up the good tits kyle. 

[kyledvor61]

peace. make sure to get some tits

[Warren]

thats the plan. 

[kyledvor61]

you didnt say tits in that post

[who else but rk]

mouth. thats where its at  :grin_nod:

[kyledvor61]

hid dick in my mouth. thats where its at  :grin_nod:

whatever you say man

[who else but rk]

shut up your engine only revs to 9 thousand rpms

[kyledvor61]

shut up your engine only revs to 9 thousand rpms

at least i dont have to revalve my shocks to work for my fatass on my pumpkin

[Peelz]

shut up your engine only revs to 9 thousand rpms

at least i dont have to revalve my shocks to work for my fatass on my pumpkin

any rebuttal RK?

+1 Kylie

[who else but rk]

at least i know the difference between revalving and stiffer springs dumbass

[Peelz]

at least i know the difference between revalving and stiffer springs dumbass

and your motor won't seize up.

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Nov 30 1731

100,000 dead when a massive quake strikes Peking, China.

Nov 30 1900

Celebrated Irish author/sodomite Oscar Wilde, dies in Paris of meningitis. Wilde had been charged three times with indecency, specifically "the seduction and corruption of young men." Evidence admitted against him included testimony about fecal stains on his sheets.

Nov 30 1929

Dick Clark, the American Bandstander, born. We heard a rumor about extensive facial plasticizing treatments in the early 1970's. While this rumor remains unverified we must note that the man no longer ages and may not even be human.

Nov 30 1954

At 1 pm, an 8.5 pound stone meteorite falls from the sky and strikes Elizabeth Hulitt Hodge from Sylacauga, Alabama. The housewife was seriously bruised but survived, although the meteorite destroyed her radio.

Nov 30 1985



Frankenchrist released by the Dead Kennedys. More controversial than the album itself was the packaging: The Shriners filed suit regarding the cover (pictured were some of the ridiculous little cars they drive); and a poster by H.R. Giger included in the album sparked an obscenity trial in Los Angeles.

Nov 30 1991

In Costa Mesa, California, battered wife Omeima Nelson kills her abusive husband and then proceeds to cook him. "I did his ribs just like in a restaurant. It's so sweet, it's so tender and delicious. I like mine tender."

Birthdays today...
539 - Gregory of Tours, French bishop and historian (d. 594)
1340 - John, Duke of Berry, son of John II of France (d. 1416)
1364 - John FitzAlan, 2nd Baron Arundel, English soldier (d. 1390)
1466 - Andrea Doria, Italian naval leader (d. 1560)
1498 - Andrés de Urdaneta, Spanish Augustinian friar, sail-captain and explorer (d. 1568)
1508 - Andrea Palladio, Italian architect (d. 1580)
1554 - Philip Sidney, English courtier, soldier, and writer (d. 1586)
1594 - John Cosin, English clergyman (d. 1672)
1625 - Jean Domat, French jurist (d. 1696)
1637 - Louis-Sébastien Le Nain de Tillemont, French historian (d. 1698)
1667 - Jonathan Swift, Irish writer and satirist (d. 1745)
1670 - John Toland, Irish philosopher (d. 1722)
1683 - Ludwig Andreas Graf Khevenhüller, Austrian field marshal (d. 1744)
1719 - Augusta of Saxe-Gotha, Princess of Wales (d. 1772)
1722 - Theodore Gardelle, Swiss painter and enameler (d. 1761)
1723 - William Livingston, revolutionary Governor of New Jersey (d. 1790)
1756 - Ernst Chladni, German physicist (d. 1827)
1768 - Jędrzej Śniadecki, Polish writer, physician, chemist and biologist (d. 1838)
1781 - Alexander Berry, British adventurer (d. 1873)
1796 - Carl Loewe, German composer (d. 1869)
1810 - Oliver Winchester, American gunsmith (d. 1880)
1813 - Louise-Victorine Ackermann, French poet (d. 1890)
1813 - Charles-Valentin Alkan, French composer (d. 1888)
1817 - Theodor Mommsen, German historian, Nobel laureate (d. 1903)
1821 - Frederick Temple, 95th Archbishop of Canterbury (d. 1902)
1835 - Mark Twain, American writer (d. 1910)
1836 - Lord Frederick Cavendish, British politician (d. 1882)
1840 - Henry Birks, Canadian businessman (d. 1928)
1847 - Afonso Augusto Moreira Pena, 6th President of Brazil (d. 1909)
1857 - Bobby Abel, English cricketer (d. 1936)
1858 - Jagdish Chandra Bose, Indian physicist (d. 1937)
1863 - Andres Bonifacio, head of the Philippine Revolutionary Movement Katipunan (KKK) (d. 1897)
1869 - Gustaf Dalén, Swedish physicist, Nobel laureate (d. 1937)
1870 - Princess Henriette, Duchess of Vendôme and Alençon (d. 1948)
1872 - Dr. John McCrae, Canadian physician and soldier (d. 1918)
1874 - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Nobel laureate (d. 1965)
1874 - Lucy Maud Montgomery, Canadian author (d. 1942)
1889 - Edgar Douglas Adrian, British physiologist, Nobel laureate (d. 1977)
1898 - Firpo Marberry, American baseball player (d. 1976)
1904 - Clyfford Still, American painter (d. 1980)
1906 - Andrés Henestrosa, Mexican writer (d. 2008)
1907 - Jacques Barzun, French-born historian and author
1909 - Robert Nighthawk, American musician (d. 1967)
1911 - Jorge Negrete, Mexican singer and actor (d. 1953)
1912 - Gordon Parks, American photographer and film director (d. 2006)
1915 - Brownie McGhee, American blues musician (d.1996)
1915 - Henry Taube, Canadian-born chemist, Nobel laureate (d. 2005)
1918 - Efrem Zimbalist Jr., American actor
1920 - Virginia Mayo, American actress (d. 2005)
1924 - Shirley Chisholm, American politician, United States Representatives from New York (d. 2005)
1924 - Allan Sherman, American comedian (d. 1973)
1924 - Elliott Blackstone, American gay and lesbian rights activist (d. 2006)
1926 - Richard Crenna, American actor (d. 2003)
1927 - Robert Guillaume, American actor
1928 - Joe B. Hall, American basketball coach
1929 - Dick Clark, American television host
1929 - Joan Ganz Cooney, American children's television pioneer
1930 - G. Gordon Liddy, American Watergate operative and talk radio host
1931 - Jack Ging, American actor
1931 - Bill Walsh, American football coach (d. 2007)
1932 - Bob Moore, American bassist and orchestra leader
1932 - Cho Namchul, South Korean professional Go player (d. 2006)
1933 - Norman Deeley, English footballer (d. 2007)
1936 - Abbie Hoffman, American activist (d. 1989)
1936 - Dmitri Victorovich Anosov, Russian mathematician
1937 - Ridley Scott, British film director
1937 - Adeline Yen Mah, Chinese Writer
1937 - Frank Ifield, Australian/British singer
1937 - Tom Simpson, British cyclist (d. 1967)
1938 - Jean Eustache, French filmmaker
1943 - Terrence Malick, American director and screenwriter.
1945 - Roger Glover, British bassist (Deep Purple)
1945 - Radu Lupu, Romanian concert pianist
1947 - David Mamet, American playwright
1947 - Sergio Badilla Castillo, Chilean poet
1950 - Chris Claremont, British comic book writer
1951 - Christian Bernard, mystic
1951 - June Chadwick, British actress
1952 - Keith Giffen, American comic book writer and artist
1952 - Mandy Patinkin, American actor and singer
1953 - June Pointer, American singer (Pointer Sisters)
1954 - Simonetta Stefanelli, Italian Actress (The Godfather)
1955 - Kevin Conroy, American Actor (Batman in the DC animated universe)
1955 - Billy Idol, British musician
1955 - Richard Burr, American politician
1955 - Gordon Liu, Chinese actor
1955 - Muricy Ramalho, Brazilian manager and former football player
1957 - John Ashton, English guitarist (Psychedelic Furs)
1957 - Richard Barbieri, British keyboardist (Porcupine Tree)
1957 - Andrew Calhoun, American musician
1957 - Joël Champetier, French Canadian author
1957 - Colin Mochrie, Scottish-born Canadian comedian
1958 - Juliette Bergmann, Dutch bodybuilder
1958 - Stacey Q, American singer
1959 - Lorraine Kelly, British presenter and journalist
1960 - Gary Lineker, English footballer
1960 - Rich Fields, American television personality
1962 - Bo Jackson, American football and baseball player
1962 - Daniel Keys Moran, American writer
1964 - Jushin Liger, Japanese professional wrestler
1964 - Michael Cudlitz, American actor
1965 - Ben Stiller, American actor
1965 - Lee Klein, American Writer
1965 - Aldair, Brazilian footballer
1965 - Prince Akishino of Japan
1966 - Wil Mara, American author
1966 - David Nicholls, English novelist and screenwriter
1966 - Mika Salo, Finnish Formula 1 Driver
1968 - Des'ree, English singer
1968 - Laurent Jalabert, French cyclist
1969 - Marc Goossens, Belgian racing driver
1969 - Amy Ryan, American actress
1970 - Robert Griffith, American football player
1971 - Iván Rodríguez, Puerto Rican baseball player
1971 - Ray Durham, American baseball player
1972 - Christopher Fitzgerald, American stage actor
1972 - Abel Xavier, Portuguese footballer
1973 - Lim Chang-jung, South Korean actor
1973 - John Moyer, American bassist (Disturbed)
1973 - Jason Reso (aka "Christian Cage"), Canadian professional wrestler
1975 - Mindy McCready, American musician
1975 - Ben Thatcher, Welsh footballer
1976 - Josh Lewsey, English rugby union footballer
1976 - Cypher Zero, American circus innovator (New York Circus Arts)
1977 - Iván Guerrero, Honduran footballer
1977 - Kazumi Saitoh, Japanese baseball player
1977 - Olivier Schoenfelder, French ice dancer
1978 - Clay Aiken, American singer
1978 - Gael García Bernal, Mexican actor
1978 - Emil Steiner, American writer
1979 - Chris Atkinson, Australian rally driver
1979 - Andrés Nocioni, Argentine basketball player
1980 - Jamie Ashdown, English footballer
1981 - Rich Harden, Canadian baseball player
1982 - Elisha Cuthbert, Canadian actress
1982 - Tony Giarratano, American baseball player
1982 - Clémence Poésy, French actress
1982 - Jason Pominville, Canadian ice hockey player
1983 - Adrian Cristea, Romanian footballer
1983 - Andy Akinwolere, English television presenter
1984 - Nigel de Jong, Dutch footballer
1984 - Alan Hutton, Scottish footballer
1984 - Omahyra Mota, Dominican model/actress
1984 - Francisco Sandaza, Spanish Footballer
1985 - Kaley Cuoco, American actress and model
1986 - Jordan Farmar, American basketball player
1987 - Dougie Poynter, British singer and bassist (McFly)
1987 - Vasilisa Bardina, Russian tennis player
1989 - Chanel Iman, American supermodel
1989 - Margaret Nales Wilson, Filipino model
1990 - Antoine N'Gossan, Ivory Coast footballer
1990 - Magnus Carlsen, Norwegian chess Grandmaster
1993 - Yuuri Chinen, Japanese Actor and Singer
1994 - Nyjah Huston, American skateboarder

Famous deaths...
30BC - Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator (b. 69 BC)
1016 - Edmund II of England
1580 - Richard Farrant, English composer
1626 - Thomas Weelkes, English composer
1654 - John Selden, English jurist and oriental scholar (b. 1584)
1675 - Cæcilius Calvert, 2nd Baron Baltimore, colonial Governor of Maryland (b. 1605)
1703 - Nicolas de Grigny, French organist and composer (b. 1672)
1705 - Catherine of Braganza, wife of Charles II of England (b. 1638)
1718 - King Charles XII of Sweden (b. 1682)
1761 - John Dollond, British optician (b. 1706)
1765 - George Glas, British merchant and adventurer (b. 1725)
1900 - Oscar Wilde, Irish writer (b. 1854)
1901 - Edward John Eyre, British explorer (b. 1815)
1920 - Vladimir May-Mayevsky, Russian counter-revolutionary (b. 1867)
1933 - Sir Arthur Currie, Canadian general (b. 1875)
1934 - Hélène Boucher, French aviatrix (b. 1908)
1935 - Fernando Pessoa, Portuguese poet (b. 1888)
1943 - Etty Hillesum, Dutch diarist (executed) (b. 1914)
1953 - Francis Picabia, French painter and poet (b. 1857)
1954 - Wilhelm Furtwängler, German conductor (b. 1886)
1955 - Josip Štolcer-Slavenski, Croatian composer (b. 1896)
1957 - Beniamino Gigli, Italian tenor (b. 1890)
1958 - Hubert Wilkins, Australian polar explorer (b. 1888)
1967 - Patrick Kavanagh, Irish poet (b. 1904)
1977 - Terrence Rattigan, British writer and playwright (b. 1911)
1987 - Simon Carmiggelt, Dutch journalist and writer (b. 1913)
1989 - Alfred Herrhausen, German banker, murdered (Deutsche Bank) (b. 1930)]
1993 - Sebastian Kappen, Indian theologian (b. 1924)
1993 - David Houston, American country music singer (b. 1938)
1994 - Guy Debord, French writer and filmmaker (b. 1931)
1994 - Harry Saltzman, American film producer (b. 1915)
1994 - Lionel Stander, American actor (b. 1908)
1995 - Randy Walker (AKA Stretch), American musician (b. 1972)
1996 - Tiny Tim, American entertainer (b. 1932)
1997 - Kathy Acker, American author (b. 1947)
1999 - Charlie Byrd, American jazz guitarist (b. 1925)
2002 - Tim Woods, American professional wrestler (b. 1934)
2003 - Gertrude Ederle, American swimmer (b. 1906)
2004 - Pierre Berton, Canadian author (b. 1920)
2005 - Jean Parker, American actress (b. 1915)
2006 - Elhadi Adam, Sudanese poet and lyricist (b. 1927)
2006 - Rafael Buenaventura, Former BSP Governor (b. 1938)
2007 - Evel Knievel, American motorcycle daredevil (b. 1938)
2007 - Engin Arık, Turkish nuclear physicist (b. 1948)

Holidays and observances...
Calendar of Saints - Saint Andrew the apostle - St Andrew's Day is the national day of Scotland, and as of 2007, a bank holiday
St Andrew's Day in Eastern Orthodox Church - November 30 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
Barbados - Independence Day (from Britain, 1966)
Philippines - Andres Bonifacio Day
Official end of the Hurricane season

Have a great Sunday.

~Brian

[exentix]

hey hey hey

[kyledvor61]

Did I hear tits exentix? :grin_nod:

[Warren]

no tits for me last night.  :'( :'( :'(