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[Flynbyu]

No shit?

Holy cow.

That's one thing I'm blessed with. The wife gets turned on taking a mouthful.

~Brian

Thats because it isn't really a mouthful.  

I'm a hot glue factory like Peter North.

~Brian

[Peelz]

No shit?

Holy cow.

That's one thing I'm blessed with. The wife gets turned on taking a mouthful.

~Brian

+1 It is the coolest!

[LittleBuddha]

Mrs. Buddha is pregnant. 

Congrats again bro.  I didn't know if it was ok to say anything but I voted to wait till you showed up to let the guys know.

I wanted to get on here earlier but it was "one of those days" around here.  My parents drove me crazy today.  I wish they would just stay the FERK away.  It took me three hours to unfuck what my dad did today.  And then I had payroll.  

Thanks though.  

[socalrappy700]

Mrs. Buddha is pregnant. 

Congrats again bro.  I didn't know if it was ok to say anything but I voted to wait till you showed up to let the guys know.

I wanted to get on here earlier but it was "one of those days" around here.  My parents drove me crazy today.  I wish they would just stay the F  ck away.  It took me three hours to unF  ck what my dad did today.  And then I had payroll.  

Thanks though.  

And again, I'm really sorry.  I promise I'll pull out faster next time. 

And you have no idea what kind of day I had.  No words can explain it.

[LittleBuddha]

No shit?

Holy cow.

That's one thing I'm blessed with. The wife gets turned on taking a mouthful.

~Brian

+1 It is the coolest!

I used to bang a skank back in the day that insisted I put every shot in her mouth.  I was not one to argue so I obliged.   :grin_nod:

[LittleBuddha]

Mrs. Buddha is pregnant. 

Congrats again bro.  I didn't know if it was ok to say anything but I voted to wait till you showed up to let the guys know.

I wanted to get on here earlier but it was "one of those days" around here.  My parents drove me crazy today.  I wish they would just stay the F  ck away.  It took me three hours to unF  ck what my dad did today.  And then I had payroll.  

Thanks though.  

And again, I'm really sorry.  I promise I'll pull out faster next time. 

And you have no idea what kind of day I had.  No words can explain it.

Really?  Did your mom storm off in tears after getting in your face and asking if you wanted to fight?  Or your dad getting in your face yelling at you like you were 8?  Yeah.  I wish I was kidding.  My parents are fuckin' idiots sometimes.  And it's a wonder why I drank.   

[Flynbyu]

The difference between spit and swallow: 30 pounds of pressure on the back of the head.



~Brian

[Peelz]

No shit?

Holy cow.

That's one thing I'm blessed with. The wife gets turned on taking a mouthful.

~Brian

+1 It is the coolest!

I used to bang a skank back in the day that insisted I put every shot in her mouth.  I was not one to argue so I obliged.   :grin_nod:

what a swell guy.....

[LittleBuddha]

No shit?

Holy cow.

That's one thing I'm blessed with. The wife gets turned on taking a mouthful.

~Brian

+1 It is the coolest!

I used to bang a skank back in the day that insisted I put every shot in her mouth.  I was not one to argue so I obliged.   :grin_nod:

what a swell guy.....

Best. head. ever.   

[socalrappy700]

Mrs. Buddha is pregnant. 

Congrats again bro.  I didn't know if it was ok to say anything but I voted to wait till you showed up to let the guys know.

I wanted to get on here earlier but it was "one of those days" around here.  My parents drove me crazy today.  I wish they would just stay the F  ck away.  It took me three hours to unF  ck what my dad did today.  And then I had payroll.  

Thanks though.  

And again, I'm really sorry.  I promise I'll pull out faster next time. 

And you have no idea what kind of day I had.  No words can explain it.

Really?  Did your mom storm off in tears after getting in your face and asking if you wanted to fight?  Or your dad getting in your face yelling at you like you were 8?  Yeah.  I wish I was kidding.  My parents are F  ckin' idiots sometimes.  And it's a wonder why I drank.   

Nope, parents left yesterday.

Woke up late with my cold kicking my ass.

Ton of snow that I had to dig out of.

Dead battery in the car.  No jumper cables.

Took half an hour to get 2 miles to the train station due to backed up traffic.

Didn't get to work till 10 and only made it till noon when I gave up and went home. 

Still had to get the rest of the driveway cleared when I got home before it froze hard.  Yeah, that was good for my cold.  Now I think I have a fever. 

[Flynbyu]

That so sucks ass.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Mrs. Buddha is pregnant. 

Congrats again bro.  I didn't know if it was ok to say anything but I voted to wait till you showed up to let the guys know.

I wanted to get on here earlier but it was "one of those days" around here.  My parents drove me crazy today.  I wish they would just stay the F  ck away.  It took me three hours to unF  ck what my dad did today.  And then I had payroll.  

Thanks though.  

And again, I'm really sorry.  I promise I'll pull out faster next time. 

And you have no idea what kind of day I had.  No words can explain it.

Really?  Did your mom storm off in tears after getting in your face and asking if you wanted to fight?  Or your dad getting in your face yelling at you like you were 8?  Yeah.  I wish I was kidding.  My parents are F  ckin' idiots sometimes.  And it's a wonder why I drank.   

Nope, parents left yesterday.

Woke up late with my cold kicking my ass.

Ton of snow that I had to dig out of.

Dead battery in the car.  No jumper cables.

Took half an hour to get 2 miles to the train station due to backed up traffic.

Didn't get to work till 10 and only made it till noon when I gave up and went home. 

Still had to get the rest of the driveway cleared when I got home before it froze hard.  Yeah, that was good for my cold.  Now I think I have a fever. 

I would've taken your day.  My parents suck.  

Get this battery charger.  http://www.ctek.com/EN-US/Buy-US-Charger.aspx

[socalrappy700]

Mrs. Buddha is pregnant. 

Congrats again bro.  I didn't know if it was ok to say anything but I voted to wait till you showed up to let the guys know.

I wanted to get on here earlier but it was "one of those days" around here.  My parents drove me crazy today.  I wish they would just stay the F  ck away.  It took me three hours to unF  ck what my dad did today.  And then I had payroll.  

Thanks though.  

And again, I'm really sorry.  I promise I'll pull out faster next time. 

And you have no idea what kind of day I had.  No words can explain it.

Really?  Did your mom storm off in tears after getting in your face and asking if you wanted to fight?  Or your dad getting in your face yelling at you like you were 8?  Yeah.  I wish I was kidding.  My parents are F  ckin' idiots sometimes.  And it's a wonder why I drank.   

Nope, parents left yesterday.

Woke up late with my cold kicking my ass.

Ton of snow that I had to dig out of.

Dead battery in the car.  No jumper cables.

Took half an hour to get 2 miles to the train station due to backed up traffic.

Didn't get to work till 10 and only made it till noon when I gave up and went home. 

Still had to get the rest of the driveway cleared when I got home before it froze hard.  Yeah, that was good for my cold.  Now I think I have a fever. 

I would've taken your day.  My parents suck.  

Get this battery charger.  http://www.ctek.com/EN-US/Buy-US-Charger.aspx

A few days ago all was good and you were all on the same page.   

[LittleBuddha]

Mrs. Buddha is pregnant. 

Congrats again bro.  I didn't know if it was ok to say anything but I voted to wait till you showed up to let the guys know.

I wanted to get on here earlier but it was "one of those days" around here.  My parents drove me crazy today.  I wish they would just stay the F  ck away.  It took me three hours to unF  ck what my dad did today.  And then I had payroll.  

Thanks though.  

And again, I'm really sorry.  I promise I'll pull out faster next time. 

And you have no idea what kind of day I had.  No words can explain it.

Really?  Did your mom storm off in tears after getting in your face and asking if you wanted to fight?  Or your dad getting in your face yelling at you like you were 8?  Yeah.  I wish I was kidding.  My parents are F  ckin' idiots sometimes.  And it's a wonder why I drank.   

Nope, parents left yesterday.

Woke up late with my cold kicking my ass.

Ton of snow that I had to dig out of.

Dead battery in the car.  No jumper cables.

Took half an hour to get 2 miles to the train station due to backed up traffic.

Didn't get to work till 10 and only made it till noon when I gave up and went home. 

Still had to get the rest of the driveway cleared when I got home before it froze hard.  Yeah, that was good for my cold.  Now I think I have a fever. 

I would've taken your day.  My parents suck.  

Get this battery charger.  http://www.ctek.com/EN-US/Buy-US-Charger.aspx

A few days ago all was good and you were all on the same page.   

I know.  I sat there in shock.  I'm completely baffled.  I know my dad was feeling like a tool for fucking up the books so I figured he just wanted to take it out on me 'cause you know it's worked in the past.      My mom is a whole 'nuther story.  She went off the reservation today.   

[socalrappy700]

Mrs. Buddha is pregnant. 

Congrats again bro.  I didn't know if it was ok to say anything but I voted to wait till you showed up to let the guys know.

I wanted to get on here earlier but it was "one of those days" around here.  My parents drove me crazy today.  I wish they would just stay the F  ck away.  It took me three hours to unF  ck what my dad did today.  And then I had payroll.  

Thanks though.  

And again, I'm really sorry.  I promise I'll pull out faster next time. 

And you have no idea what kind of day I had.  No words can explain it.

Really?  Did your mom storm off in tears after getting in your face and asking if you wanted to fight?  Or your dad getting in your face yelling at you like you were 8?  Yeah.  I wish I was kidding.  My parents are F  ckin' idiots sometimes.  And it's a wonder why I drank.   

Nope, parents left yesterday.

Woke up late with my cold kicking my ass.

Ton of snow that I had to dig out of.

Dead battery in the car.  No jumper cables.

Took half an hour to get 2 miles to the train station due to backed up traffic.

Didn't get to work till 10 and only made it till noon when I gave up and went home. 

Still had to get the rest of the driveway cleared when I got home before it froze hard.  Yeah, that was good for my cold.  Now I think I have a fever. 

I would've taken your day.  My parents suck.  

Get this battery charger.  http://www.ctek.com/EN-US/Buy-US-Charger.aspx

A few days ago all was good and you were all on the same page.   

I know.  I sat there in shock.  I'm completely baffled.  I know my dad was feeling like a tool for F  cking up the books so I figured he just wanted to take it out on me 'cause you know it's worked in the past.      My mom is a whole 'nuther story.  She went off the reservation today.   

WTF?  She the one that always has your back.