Breaking News Thread

[Flynbyu]

Are fish animals?



~Brian

[Peelz]

Sorry Peels, Aaron, Erich, Brian, B-rad, and Peels.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/florida/AP/story/1021810.html
Senate passes bill to outlaw sex with animals

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- Having sex with animals could soon be outlawed in Florida.

The Senate unanimously passed a bill (SB 448) Tuesday that would make it a third degree felony for anyone to have sex with an animal. A similar bill in the House has not been debated on the floor.

Florida is one of 16 states without a law banning bestiality.

The bill sponsored by Sen. Nan Rich, D-Weston, D-Weston, would make the offense a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison. The Florida law would not apply to veterinary practices.

According to the national Humane Society, several studies highlight a link between sexual assault of animals and sex crimes against humans.

LOL!

Worst part about it...is we need a bill to ban it.  

Third degree felony? Meh...  

[Krandall]

Are fish animals?



~Brian

Dolphins are not fish.......

[Flynbyu]

Are fish animals?



~Brian

Dolphins are not fish.......

You just HAD to mention the dolphin.



~Brian

[Krandall]

 

[Peelz]

Are fish animals?



~Brian

Dolphins are not fish.......

Noooooooooooooooooooo! 

[Flynbyu]

Eeek! eeeek! eeeek!



~Brian

[Colorado700R]

Sorry Peels, Aaron, Erich, Brian, B-rad, and Peels.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/florida/AP/story/1021810.html
Senate passes bill to outlaw sex with animals

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- Having sex with animals could soon be outlawed in Florida.

The Senate unanimously passed a bill (SB 448) Tuesday that would make it a third degree felony for anyone to have sex with an animal. A similar bill in the House has not been debated on the floor.

Florida is one of 16 states without a law banning bestiality.

The bill sponsored by Sen. Nan Rich, D-Weston, D-Weston, would make the offense a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison. The Florida law would not apply to veterinary practices.

According to the national Humane Society, several studies highlight a link between sexual assault of animals and sex crimes against humans.

LOL!

Worst part about it...is we need a bill to ban it.  

Third degree felony? Meh...  

Dat shit will never fly in Iowa!!!!!  There'd be too many lonely Prom dates

[robkd]

All you have to do peels is become a vet then its a "medical procedure" Problem solved

[Peelz]

All you have to do peels is become a vet then its a "medical procedure" Problem solved

done.

[dragonz]

anyone feeling ill?

[P.I.M.P.]

Man loses hand in dune buggy accident
May 4th, 2009 @ 8:25am

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- A man lost his right hand after his dune buggy rolled up to a dozen times down Sand Mountain at the Little Sahara Recreation Area in Juab County.

Juab County Sheriff Alden Orme says the 37-year-old Hyrum man lost control of the vehicle on Sunday. He was flown to a Salt Lake City hospital with serious injuries but is expected to survive.

Orme says the man was experienced but that it only takes being careless one time to cause an injury.

Orme says training in sand safety is available at the recreation area's visitor's center.

[Peelz]

Bet that felt good. 

[Flynbyu]

Bummer.

That sucks.

~Brian

[Krandall]

dang, that'd really suck.