Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XVI

[vern burny]

thanks

For those who have kids, did you find out the sex before hand or wait and be suprised?

I want to know and the wife says no.

[Peelz]

thanks

For those who have kids, did you find out the sex before hand or wait and be suprised?

I want to know and the wife says no.

I had to know!  Tell her to plug her ears when they tell you, or put it in a envelope. Just tell her not to ask questions when you start painting the nursery! The doctors here did that for us. It said "do not open unless you want to know the sex." we couldn't stand it! She had an amnio done to check for genetic probs. The genetic test gives you a 100% answer on sex.

[Krandall]

thanks

For those who have kids, did you find out the sex before hand or wait and be suprised?

I want to know and the wife says no.

I think it's completely weird that you're having a kid....  Your wife thought you were mature enough to handle a kid?

[RaptorRandy]

thanks

For those who have kids, did you find out the sex before hand or wait and be suprised?

I want to know and the wife says no.

We didn't let them tell us so it was a total surprise for the wife and I when our Daughter was born 

[Flynbyu]

I went back and took a turn on a customer for a salesperson. What is wrong with people?

This guy has been on the job for 34 years, his wife is a mail carrier. He's a 50 somethin white man, she's a 50 something ornamental. The are wanting a 4 door right hand drive Jeep.

This guy thinks 3.8% money is available on the Jeep Wranngler Unlimited RIGHT HAND DRIVE based on his credit score and from what he's read on the internet. I just lowered the boom and showed him he qualifies for 5.4% (which is buy rate) at 48 months. I even asked him to find the 3.8% on the internet, and he tried but could not. I even let him use a private computer.

I'm thinking he found 3.9% on 2008 model Wrangler 2 door models (which is available), and made himself think it was available on 2009 4dr models. Jeep didn't build a 4 dr right hand drive model in 2008, so he'll take our info and shop it until he's blue in the face. Honestly, I could care less if we sold this guy a Jeep of not. Chances are, we would get a bad survey from the guy because he didn't get the deal he wanted.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Why would they have a special financing option on a niche market vehicle? 

Just give him what he wants.

[vern burny]

The wife is scarred it will be a boy, she has heard stories of me and my brothers as kids.  :grin_nod:  She says I can't teach our kids to play pancake frisbee in the house.

[Flynbyu]

Why would they have a special financing option on a niche market vehicle? 

Just give him what he wants.

He thinks 3.9 % should be a standard rate.

He was an asshole.

~Brian

[Krandall]

The wife is scarred it will be a boy, she has heard stories of me and my brothers as kids.  :grin_nod:  She says I can't teach our kids to play pancake frisbee in the house.

I don't remember much about Matt. Just that he was a big guy and people didn't mess with him in school. You on the otherhand.. I can remember hearing stories from Chris B..    


Pancake frisbee should be a part of EVERY household!

[disco]

Biscuits + ceiling fans = fun

[Flynbyu]

We used to throw stuff into the ceiling fan for fun. GI Joe men become projectiles that break grandfather clocks.

Explain that to grandma and grandpa without getting an ass whipping.

I couldn't.



~Brian

[Krandall]

I got to learn from my cousins mistakes. He did nearly that exact same thing. Except it was a ninja turtle into a china hutch.

His ass got beat by his mom BIG time.

[disco]

Yep.  Shirt and socks did fine in the ceiling fans.  Blue jeans was another matter entirely.  Darn near rip the fan out of the ceiling.

[socalrappy700]

cats, neighborhood kids, gerbils, hamsters and my sister a few times....ya know, the normal stuff.

[Krandall]

Yep.  Shirt and socks did fine in the ceiling fans.  Blue jeans was another matter entirely.  Darn near rip the fan out of the ceiling.

I can imagine! watch the entire fan tilt to one side as the jeans sloooooooowly falls off.