Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XV

[LittleBuddha]

I'll be out of here at one.  Need to shave before krandall gets into town.

I can have Sheilah laser it for you.  Or "lazer" if you're her mom.  F  ckin' idiot.   

Are you sure you want to let Sheilah do that?

Laser your pussy?  Sure, she does it all the time, why?  

[socalrappy700]

But mine has that funny looking nose that women can't resist.

[Flynbyu]

Did I mention she's a pentecostal?

Como?

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Did I mention she's a pentecostal?

Como?

~Brian

My only problem with Baptists is they don't hold their head under water long enough.  Thank you.  I'll be here all day. 

[Flynbyu]

Did I mention she's a pentecostal?

Como?

~Brian

My only problem with Baptists is they don't hold their head under water long enough.  Thank you.  I'll be here all day. 

We didn't have a dance at our school other than prom until my junior year due to the local churches raising hell about it.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Did I mention she's a pentecostal?

Como?

~Brian

My only problem with Baptists is they don't hold their head under water long enough.  Thank you.  I'll be here all day. 

We didn't have a dance at our school other than prom until my junior year due to the local churches raising hell about it.

~Brian

Thats just BS, even my church does a dance.

[LittleBuddha]

Did I mention she's a pentecostal?

Como?

~Brian

My only problem with Baptists is they don't hold their head under water long enough.  Thank you.  I'll be here all day. 

We didn't have a dance at our school other than prom until my junior year due to the local churches raising hell about it.

~Brian

Thats just BS, even my church does a dance.

What's a church?

[socalrappy700]

Harvest

[Peelz]

Did I mention she's a pentecostal?

Como?

~Brian

My only problem with Baptists is they don't hold their head under water long enough.  Thank you.  I'll be here all day. 

We didn't have a dance at our school other than prom until my junior year due to the local churches raising hell about it.

~Brian

Brother in laws family would not come to sister's wedding reception if there was music dancing and liquor. Yes, they are crazy baptists. It lasted about 30 minutes, we all left went my parent's house and cracked open the Beers!

[Flynbyu]

When Brandy and I first got together, she used to hide our alcohol when her parents came over.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Did I mention she's a pentecostal?

Como?

~Brian

My only problem with Baptists is they don't hold their head under water long enough.  Thank you.  I'll be here all day. 

We didn't have a dance at our school other than prom until my junior year due to the local churches raising hell about it.

~Brian

Brother in laws family would not come to sister's wedding reception if there was music dancing and liquor. Yes, they are crazy baptists. It lasted about 30 minutes, we all left went my parent's house and cracked open the Beers!

My first wife's family were all in the ministry.  I got a gift basket form Benny fucking Hinn when my son was born.  Needless to say, the marriage didn't last.  Odd.  

[Flynbyu]

I've always wanted to go to a Catholic church service and get splashed with holy water. I'd place an Alka Setlzer in my mouth and start flopping around saying "It burns!"

I'd love to see them shit bricks!

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Did I mention she's a pentecostal?

Como?

~Brian

My only problem with Baptists is they don't hold their head under water long enough.  Thank you.  I'll be here all day. 

We didn't have a dance at our school other than prom until my junior year due to the local churches raising hell about it.

~Brian

Brother in laws family would not come to sister's wedding reception if there was music dancing and liquor. Yes, they are crazy baptists. It lasted about 30 minutes, we all left went my parent's house and cracked open the Beers!

My first wife's family were all in the ministry.  I got a gift basket form Benny F  cking Hinn when my son was born.  Needless to say, the marriage didn't last.  Odd.  

Wow, some deep rooted hate of religion I guess.  

[LittleBuddha]

Did I mention she's a pentecostal?

Como?

~Brian

My only problem with Baptists is they don't hold their head under water long enough.  Thank you.  I'll be here all day. 

We didn't have a dance at our school other than prom until my junior year due to the local churches raising hell about it.

~Brian

Brother in laws family would not come to sister's wedding reception if there was music dancing and liquor. Yes, they are crazy baptists. It lasted about 30 minutes, we all left went my parent's house and cracked open the Beers!

My first wife's family were all in the ministry.  I got a gift basket form Benny F  cking Hinn when my son was born.  Needless to say, the marriage didn't last.  Odd.  

Wow, some deep rooted hate of religion I guess.  

Oh no, it goes back further than that.   

[Peelz]

When Brandy and I first got together, she used to hide our alcohol when her parents came over.

~Brian

And you left the porn out for all to see. :grin_nod: