Yo Momma jokes

[Peelz]

I know, all we need is another off-topic thread! Here we go:

Yo momma is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

[Peelz]

Yo mama is so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl 

[RaptorRandy]

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

[RaptorRandy]

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

[Peelz]

 

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

[Peelz]

your momma is so fat, her shadow weighs 60 lbs!

[RaptorRandy]

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...

[RaptorRandy]

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop 

[RaptorRandy]

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

[darkside94]

Yo momma is like a doorknob,
everyone gets a turn

[Peelz]

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop 

[RaptorRandy]

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts 

[RaptorRandy]

Yo Momma so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters   

[darkside94]

Yo momma so ugly
she kills freddy krueger in his nightmares

[RaptorRandy]

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her