Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume X.IV

[kyledvor61]

hey kids.....and Scott.

Hey, you big dummy.  What's crackalackin?  F  ckin' sausage fest over here. 

you wouldn't have it any other way cock juggler 

I prefer cock wallet, but whatever...   

i think exentix took that one

[LittleBuddha]

just hanging today.

I took the day off.

Oh, you are a bastard, aren't you?    

[LittleBuddha]

hey kids.....and Scott.

Hey, you big dummy.  What's crackalackin?  F  ckin' sausage fest over here. 

you wouldn't have it any other way cock juggler 

I prefer cock wallet, but whatever...   

i think exentix took that one

I thought he was cock garage.   

[kyledvor61]

hey kids.....and Scott.

Hey, you big dummy.  What's crackalackin?  F  ckin' sausage fest over here. 

you wouldn't have it any other way cock juggler 

I prefer cock wallet, but whatever...   

i think exentix took that one

I thought he was cock garage.   

yea that was the one

[Colorado700R]

hey kids.....and Scott.

Hey, you big dummy.  What's crackalackin?  F  ckin' sausage fest over here. 

you wouldn't have it any other way cock juggler 

I prefer cock wallet, but whatever...   

i think exentix took that one

I thought he was cock garage.   

yea that was the one

Guess that makes you the cock holester 

[kyledvor61]

hey kids.....and Scott.

Hey, you big dummy.  What's crackalackin?  F  ckin' sausage fest over here. 

you wouldn't have it any other way cock juggler 

I prefer cock wallet, but whatever...   

i think exentix took that one

I thought he was cock garage.   

yea that was the one

Guess that makes you the cock holester 

id rather hold it for a bit then have it rest there all night

[LittleBuddha]

hey kids.....and Scott.

Hey, you big dummy.  What's crackalackin?  F  ckin' sausage fest over here. 

you wouldn't have it any other way cock juggler 

I prefer cock wallet, but whatever...   

i think exentix took that one

I thought he was cock garage.   

yea that was the one

Guess that makes you the cock holester 

id rather hold it for a bit then have it rest there all night

I don't know.  My .40 is (unfortunately) always in its holster.  In fact, its in there more than my truck is in my garage.  I'm just sayin'...   

[Flynbyu]

Why do I always get busy when Buddah is on?

F*ckin' customers.

~Brian

I thought you were ignoring me.      At least you have customers, right?  Or are they the usual dirtbags?

Sorry, I had to drop wat I was doing.....Everyone freaks out when we have people with 790 scores walk in on the showroom.

~Brian

Wow, thats rare in dem der parts.

I was an 814 when I bought the Corvette. Everyone here freaked out. What sucks is people can go into the system and see all of my information, and see how much I put down, my rate, everything.

The salesmanager at the Chevrolet store  came up to me and blurted out in front of everyone said "How the f*ck did you get 3.8% on that!"

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

just hanging today.

I took the day off.

Oh, you are a bastard, aren't you?    

I really needed it, Had a few things to take care of and this cold is kicking my ass.

[Colorado700R]

A holester is for holding something not in use.  That makes it perfect  

It's just like your opinions  


JK Kyle  

[kyledvor61]

A holester is for holding something not in use.  That makes it perfect  

It's just like your opinions  


JK Kyle  

damn you guys are good

[LittleBuddha]

Why do I always get busy when Buddah is on?

F*ckin' customers.

~Brian

I thought you were ignoring me.      At least you have customers, right?  Or are they the usual dirtbags?

Sorry, I had to drop wat I was doing.....Everyone freaks out when we have people with 790 scores walk in on the showroom.

~Brian

Wow, thats rare in dem der parts.

I was an 814 when I bought the Corvette. Everyone here freaked out. What sucks is people can go into the system and see all of my information, and see how much I put down, my rate, everything.

The salesmanager at the Chevrolet store  came up to me and blurted out in front of everyone said "How the f*ck did you get 3.8% on that!"

~Brian

814?  Clearly you have never been divorced, sir...       My shits good now though.  That was 10 years ago.  Damn, I'm old as hell.     But I got a fat raise, so suck it bitches!  

[LittleBuddha]

just hanging today.

I took the day off.

Oh, you are a bastard, aren't you?    

I really needed it, Had a few things to take care of and this cold is kicking my ass.

I used to take Tequila abd Jalepenos for colds.  And because I was an alcoholic. 

[Flynbyu]

Glad you finally got the raise!

I was going to hate to assign nijas to rough up dad.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

A holester is for holding something not in use.  That makes it perfect  

It's just like your opinions  


JK Kyle  

damn you guys are good

Comes with age, young jedi...