Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume X.IV

[LittleBuddha]

Why do I never get an erection when Buddah is turned on?

F*ckin' erectile dysfunction.

~Brian

Pfft, you couldn't stretch your underoos with a case of viagra

I bet he wears the Wonder Woman ones.   

you promised you wouldnt tell

I wasn't gonna tell about the Superman ones.  The Wonder Woman pics are goin' on the innerwebs...

[Raptorfreeeek]

not many lizards here....but we usually fight the camel spiders with the scorpions.  Usually the spider wins.  they get pretty damn big out here.  Usually big than an average man's hand.  When i get back to the states (home) and get on my PC i'll post some pics for you guys that are interested.

[kyledvor61]

Why do I never get an erection when Buddah is turned on?

F*ckin' erectile dysfunction.

~Brian

Pfft, you couldn't stretch your underoos with a case of viagra

I bet he wears the Wonder Woman ones.   

you promised you wouldnt tell

I wasn't gonna tell about the Superman ones.  The Wonder Woman pics are goin' on the innerwebs...

i guess we shouldnt tell about E's super size special ordered teletubbie ones should we?

[exentix]

sounds good freak i wanna see 

[RaptorRandy]

hell, sounds like there is going to be a war on this forum......    

refer to .sig i win

sorry bro, but these gov. computers suck and dont' have the right programs downloaded to see any pics/sig's on here man.  so i really can't see sh!t.   :'(

it says remember kids the higher your post count the bigger your penis is!!

Nice!    I like it.  Guess that means that i have a small......well i have an excuse, i've been over here for a couple months and was finally able to hop on the site 2 days ago.  So i'll seee what i can do about that number.  Also, can somebody tell me if i have a sig or not?  It just shows a red x there.

Your sig is there.      You bangin' any sheep yet?  I couldn't find a goddamn sheep in Saudi and Iraq.  All I saw were camels.   

All you need is a damn milk crate to stand on and your good to go with them camels......

[kyledvor61]

hell, sounds like there is going to be a war on this forum......    

refer to .sig i win

sorry bro, but these gov. computers suck and dont' have the right programs downloaded to see any pics/sig's on here man.  so i really can't see sh!t.   :'(

it says remember kids the higher your post count the bigger your penis is!!

Nice!    I like it.  Guess that means that i have a small......well i have an excuse, i've been over here for a couple months and was finally able to hop on the site 2 days ago.  So i'll seee what i can do about that number.  Also, can somebody tell me if i have a sig or not?  It just shows a red x there.

Your sig is there.      You bangin' any sheep yet?  I couldn't find a goddamn sheep in Saudi and Iraq.  All I saw were camels.   

All you need is a damn milk crate and your good to go with them camels......

must be speaking from experience

[Raptorfreeeek]

hell, sounds like there is going to be a war on this forum......    

refer to .sig i win

sorry bro, but these gov. computers suck and dont' have the right programs downloaded to see any pics/sig's on here man.  so i really can't see sh!t.   :'(

it says remember kids the higher your post count the bigger your penis is!!

Nice!    I like it.  Guess that means that i have a small......well i have an excuse, i've been over here for a couple months and was finally able to hop on the site 2 days ago.  So i'll seee what i can do about that number.  Also, can somebody tell me if i have a sig or not?  It just shows a red x there.

Your sig is there.      You bangin' any sheep yet?  I couldn't find a goddamn sheep in Saudi and Iraq.  All I saw were camels.   

All you need is a damn milk crate to stand on and your good to go with them camels......

Oh, i trust you know from experience, hmm?       Thanks for the advice bro   

[Krandall]

ick. Spiders are f*ckin sick. My bud that came back from Iraq talked about those huge ass spiders out there... F*CK that!

[Colorado700R]

Randy is oldschool.  When men were men and women were quadrapeds 

[LittleBuddha]

not many lizards here....but we usually fight the camel spiders with the scorpions.  Usually the spider wins.  they get pretty damn big out here.  Usually big than an average man's hand.  When i get back to the states (home) and get on my PC i'll post some pics for you guys that are interested.

LiveLeak.com has some great vids.  Those things are freaky.  We had to worry about carpet viper snakes but that was about it as far as shit like that.  If you have a couple three or four hours to kill, go to LiveLeak and check out the sweet vids.  The Iraq ones are my favorites.  Go figure.  Great gun camera vids of mooj runnin' like a bitch from some 30mm depleted uranium.  Run muthafucka!!!!

[Raptorfreeeek]

ick. Spiders are f*ckin sick. My bud that came back from Iraq talked about those huge ass spiders out there... F*CK that!

        girlie man!  

alright guys, time to get back to fixing these broke jets.  I might be on later, but you all probably won't.  it's 2am over here, and work is just beginning for me.  Laterzz all  

[exentix]

later freeeeeaaaaak 

[Colorado700R]

Be safe bro 

[LittleBuddha]

hell, sounds like there is going to be a war on this forum......    

refer to .sig i win

sorry bro, but these gov. computers suck and dont' have the right programs downloaded to see any pics/sig's on here man.  so i really can't see sh!t.   :'(

it says remember kids the higher your post count the bigger your penis is!!

Nice!    I like it.  Guess that means that i have a small......well i have an excuse, i've been over here for a couple months and was finally able to hop on the site 2 days ago.  So i'll seee what i can do about that number.  Also, can somebody tell me if i have a sig or not?  It just shows a red x there.

Your sig is there.      You bangin' any sheep yet?  I couldn't find a goddamn sheep in Saudi and Iraq.  All I saw were camels.   

All you need is a damn milk crate to stand on and your good to go with them camels......

I woulda used the front grill guard on the humvee.  Those things also made great toilet seats.  

[kyledvor61]

peace