Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XIII

[LittleBuddha]

what's up bitches?

hehe midget

Good one.  Could you please at least try and be funny.  Seriously, you gotta quit mailing it in.  F ckin' lazy kids...  

i really done give a shit about being original right now, your the shortest one and im not.

Right now?  You never did you F ckin' moron.  Why don't you go and snap one off to iCarly and let the adults talk for a little bit...

someones a bit cranky today

There's about a hundred other things you could scramble my fuckin' eggs over.  Broken back, fake hip, skin cancer, PTSD from the Gulf War, to name a few.  I'm short.  We get it.  Wow, way to grow Kyle.  You did an awesome job.  Gee, I coulda grown if only I tried harder.  It's totally my fault that I'm short.  Well guess what.  Your mom and I are the same height when we're laying down.  

[LittleBuddha]

Well lets stick to the plan.  What did sis have to say?

I'll forward you the e mails.  You're gonna love 'em.  You at work?

[socalrappy700]

 

Priceless.  Wonder what dumb ass post he'll come back with.


Hey Scott, just give me a buzz on your way home.  I'm gonna bounce.

[socalrappy700]

Well lets stick to the plan.  What did sis have to say?

I'll forward you the e mails.  You're gonna love 'em.  You at work?

Forward away, I'll read them in the morning.  I'm only here for another 5.  Just make sure to give me a buzz on the way home.

[LittleBuddha]

Well lets stick to the plan.  What did sis have to say?

I'll forward you the e mails.  You're gonna love 'em.  You at work?

Forward away, I'll read them in the morning.  I'm only here for another 5.  Just make sure to give me a buzz on the way home.

Roger that...   

[kyledvor61]

what's up bitches?

hehe midget

Good one.  Could you please at least try and be funny.  Seriously, you gotta quit mailing it in.  F ckin' lazy kids...  

i really done give a shit about being original right now, your the shortest one and im not.

Right now?  You never did you F ckin' moron.  Why don't you go and snap one off to iCarly and let the adults talk for a little bit...

someones a bit cranky today

There's about a hundred other things you could scramble my F ckin' eggs over.  Broken back, fake hip, skin cancer, PTSD from the Gulf War, to name a few.  I'm short.  We get it.  Wow, way to grow Kyle.  You did an awesome job.  Gee, I coulda grown if only I tried harder.  It's totally my fault that I'm short.  Well guess what.  Your mom and I are the same height when we're laying down.  

later scrotum cheese im outta here

[Flynbyu]

Fuckin' part time employees.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Kyle.

[LittleBuddha]

what's up bitches?

hehe midget

Good one.  Could you please at least try and be funny.  Seriously, you gotta quit mailing it in.  F ckin' lazy kids...  

i really done give a shit about being original right now, your the shortest one and im not.

Right now?  You never did you F ckin' moron.  Why don't you go and snap one off to iCarly and let the adults talk for a little bit...

someones a bit cranky today

There's about a hundred other things you could scramble my F ckin' eggs over.  Broken back, fake hip, skin cancer, PTSD from the Gulf War, to name a few.  I'm short.  We get it.  Wow, way to grow Kyle.  You did an awesome job.  Gee, I coulda grown if only I tried harder.  It's totally my fault that I'm short.  Well guess what.  Your mom and I are the same height when we're laying down.  

later scrotum cheese im outta here

Well, that was a little better.  Although I'm not surprised that you made a male genetalia reference.   :fruity:

[exentix]

holy crap you guys cut him a break, it was a bad joke at a bad time, no need to lose it  

[LittleBuddha]

F ckin' part time employees.

~Brian

Aren't the full time ones just as bad?

[kyledvor61]

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Kyle.

the handle might hit me in the head though

[LittleBuddha]

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Kyle.

the handle might hit me in the head though

Oooooh another good one.  I'm just gonna call you butter, 'cause you're on a roll. 

[Krandall]

 

why don't you make like a tree..... And get the f*ck outta here.. (BoonDock Saints Quote)

[Flynbyu]

F ckin' part time employees.

~Brian

Aren't the full time ones just as bad?

Wait, E is full time?



He's got it made.

~Brian