I wonder if MadDog know's her....

[Krandall]

I know how Mike loves Ohio..... Wonder if he know's this snow cow. 



32-year-old Michelle Allen of Middleton, Ohio was just minding her business, urinating on a neighbor's porch while dressed as a cow, when cops told her to please go home. Later that day, cops were called once again as Allen was blocking traffic and chasing terrified children. It was at this point that cops went ahead and decided to arrest her. Cows > The Pigs, motherfuckers:

The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also alleged cussed at the officer.
Allen informed police that, if brought to jail, she would "cause problems." She did manage to put on a suit for her court hearing, but not before leaving us with the finest mug shot in the history of the world.

How udderly terrifying. The report makes it clear to mention that:

It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.
Um, maybe because she's awesome?

[Flynbyu]

I bet she's an Ohio State fan.

Seems they go f*cking crazy when they aren't in the top 5.



~Brian

[Mad Dog]

I wondered why every time I called my girlfriend all I heard was "MOO!"








OSU loses against SEC Championship teams and #1 ranked schools.  You get beaten by BCS busters, an under .500 Colorado team, and a WVU team that even Pitt could beat.  Go back to the college thread with your Sooner BS.

[Colorado700R]

I wondered why every time I called my girlfriend all I heard was "MOO!"








OSU loses against SEC Championship teams and #1 ranked schools.  You get beaten by BCS busters, Big 12 bottom feeders, and a WVU team that even Pitt could beat.  Go back to the college thread with your Sooner BS.

well atleast your not bitter 

[Krandall]

I wondered why every time I called my girlfriend all I heard was "MOO!"

Come get yo' milk daddy.   

[Flynbyu]

I wondered why every time I called my girlfriend all I heard was "MOO!"








OSU loses against SEC Championship teams and #1 ranked schools. You get beaten by BCS busters, an under .500 Colorado team, and a WVU team that even Pitt could beat.  Go back to the college thread with your Sooner BS.

BCS busters, eh?

Sort of like Illinois beating Ohio State late last year and Ohio State waltzing into the championship game and getting humiliated for the second year in a row?

I really don't understand your animosity toward other confrences. One week you're pro Ohio State, and the next Michigan State. So are you wearing a sweater vest and Spartan hat this week since they both won last week?

Pick one team, and suck it Trebeck.

~Brian

[Mad Dog]

I am a Spartan alum and I live in the city of Columbus, Ohio.  What's your association with Oklahoma?

My animosity is against your idea that the Big 12 is somehow divine and your Sooners, who have just as big of a habit of choking as OSU does (if not more), should be allowed the benefit of the doubt while OSU deserves to be ridiculed and called weak in comparison.

As for the 07 season Illinois was ranked at one time before the win over OSU last year and finished 9-4.  Meanwhile your Sooners got beat by a 6-7 Colorado team.  But the Texas Tech team that finished 9-4 beat OK too, so OK had twice as many regular season losses as OSU and both were just as bad or worse than OSU's one loss.


Oklahoma's record for the last 5 bowl games is 1-4, the buckeyes have done 3-2.  Both teams have lost their last 2 bowl games, but OSU lost both games to the National Champions.  The Sooners managed to lose to a WVU team that had an interim coach and had just been upset by Pitt.  And yes, BCS busters...like Boise routing your team through most of the 2006 Fiesta bowl, the Sooners mounting a last ditch effort but then coming spectacularly short in the end.

Oklahoma chokes just as bad (IMO worse) than OSU, so where do you get the idea that they should be given the benefit of the doubt without actually proving they belong while assuming that OSU doesn't deserve any consideration at all?  Sure they lost to USC, who was #1 at the time.  Will Oklahoma make it through the rest of the year undefeated?  If they lose will it be to a #1?

[Flynbyu]

My association with Oklahoma started in junior high school. I went to my first OU game in 1985, and I've been hooked since. I attended football camp there for three straight years (1988,89,90) to improve my game. I went on to become an all confrence/all area, reciever and safety racking up 1300 yards rushing/recieving and 11 TD's and 180 tackles in my sophomore and junior year. My senior year was cut short due to a shoulder injury in the third week of play.

The owner of the store I work for is a longtime friend of Barry Switzer and Merv Johnson, and our store is an OU booster. We provide cars for OU coaches in exchange for tickets for OU sporting events and sponsor OU charities.

Regardless of the last five years, OU has 7 National Championships and 41 conference titles. Only one other school has more, and that's Notre Dame with 8.

This season, who knows if they will run the table for the rest of the year. They have a couple of tough games ahead, but I'm willing to bet they finish with a better record than Michigan State and Ohio State this year.

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

Gentlemen,

Can we please keep the College football banter to it's appropriate thread? 


This thread is for making fun of Maddogs GF.



Mooooooo!!   

[exentix]

thats better than meow i guess 

[Mad Dog]

She gets real angry when I sneak up behind her and push her over...but I think it's hilarious.

[exentix]

  thats great! cow tipping 

[Krandall]

She gets real angry when I sneak up behind her and push her over...but I think it's hilarious.

OMFG.... 


I just about peed! 

[kyledvor61]

moo

[BRAD]

She gets real angry when I sneak up behind her and push her over...but I think it's hilarious.

thats great man