Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XII

[exentix]

i dont think he has gym semester cas the class i have with him takes the place of gym for one semester...

but we have to change for gym anyway... it was pretty funny looking tho, he thought he'd die going up and down steps with the big boots on 

[BRAD]

the lucky SOB  i would have whipped out if i had riding boots on tryin to walk up steps. last time i went in walmart with my riding boots on i about whipped out coming through the front door

[exentix]

thats one of the two reasons i have 50/50s... you can actually walk in them, and you can shift 

[dick-84]

But u have to learn how to ride first!

[darkside94]

You first before everything....
you gotta have something to ride
and in that category me and you are SOL 

[exentix]

i dont have much, but i at least know how to ride it 

[darkside94]

i dont have much, but i at least know how to ride it 

at least you got something
damn you all of you

[exentix]

dont hate, congradulate 

[darkside94]

yea id rather there be some ppl in the world that have a quad than no ppl 

[exentix]

you lost me there 

[darkside94]

ahhh who gives  a shitznizel
i almost got in a fight today
there is a kid on the football team
and hes big and fat but hes really slow and not all that strong
well we were playing basketball and out of no where he pushes me down
i bruce lee jump off my back and run as fast as i can and just nail the shit out of him and knocked him on his ass
this kid weighs like 250+ and i like launched him into the air
he got back up and got like a pouty face and i got right up face to face with him and im like i DARE you to try that shit again he turned away and walked out of the gym
well i went to change back out and as soon as i came into the locker room i hear
"oh im gonna whoop that kids ass" and it was him talking
to i walked right up to him and pushed him into the lockers and im like what the FERK are you gonna do now
everyone in the gym was like "dammmmmmmm" he stands up hes like sorry man i didnt mean it
im like you ever try that shit again im going to beat the shit out of you until 3 or more ppl pull me off of you
he started crying and i walked away

[dick-84]

Shouldnt u be in bed?

[darkside94]

shouldnt you be givin me head
haha jk man
i need to go to bed im tired as a cat stuck in a pool 

[dick-84]

shouldnt you be givin me head
haha jk man
i need to go to bed im tired as a cat stuck in a pool 

U wish u were getting some cat!
I know i get alot of it!

[darkside94]

ok im gonna say something moms would say
"hes just braggin because he is insecure about what he doesnt have" 
ok goodnight you man whore