Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XII

[exentix]

haha yea same here but i did it... he shot me with an airsoft gun for fun, and when i showed him the welt it left, he five starred me so i started punching him in the arm, and he looked right at my fist on the last one, pow right in the nose.... OH SHIT! run! lol

[Livingmylife93]

lmao

[darkside94]

my dad might be 48 but that old bastard can STILL run me down
and if i showed you a pic of him you know why when he just looks at me a certain way i cower lol
my dad ran a 4 minute mile in high school  

[exentix]

haha my dad would die if he ran a mile, the only reason he can still beat my ass is cas hes 50-60 lbs more than me, i think im just as strong as him tho lol... i test him alot just screwing around

[Livingmylife93]

my dad can curl me  :'( and i weigh 200 lbs.

he is 6'4 300lbs, he is a DC firefighter so he has to be in pretty good shape

[exentix]

my dads a lil porker  5'8" 190#

im 5'7" 135# 

[darkside94]

i can curl me ex-date w/e you want to call it lol
she weighed 85
but i can only bench 120 
if i could get 40 more lbs benching i could break a school record 

[exentix]

40 lbs is alot to gain tho lol... i bench 120 or more, havent lifted in months tho

[Livingmylife93]

your school record for lifting is 160?

[darkside94]

for the 120lb division
and i weigh 120

[exentix]

good luck with that then 

[Livingmylife93]

 

i just caught my toaster oven on fire 

[RR34]

damn your school must be weak as FERK

[darkside94]

i just caught my toaster oven on fire 

hahah ive caught a microwave on fire before
well something in the microwave

good luck with that then 

yeah it would be a lot easier if i was as skinny as i am and not fn 5'11  

damn your school must be weak as F ck

[exentix]

i just caught my toaster oven on fire 

how in the HELL does that happen?