Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XI

[socalrappy700]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

Nice move bro!  I'll be out of here at noon today.  But early for you is normal for the rest of the world. 

[Colorado700R]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

Nice move bro!  I'll be out of here at noon today.  But early for you is normal for the rest of the world. 

No shit Brian, By early do you mean before 7pm? 

[Flynbyu]

Yeah, one of the many mistresses Hitler.....Why did he pick that fraulein?

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

Nice move bro!  I'll be out of here at noon today.  But early for you is normal for the rest of the world. 

No shit Brian, By early do you mean before 7pm? 

E, I'm looking forward to cutting out by at least 2 o'clock.

Aaron, call Guiness Book. It may actually happen!!!!

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

Yeah, one of the many mistresses Hitler.....Why did he pick that fraulein?

~Brian

Any woman wanting to be with that F cktard had to be a moron, everytime I see her picture she reminds me of Corky from Life Goes On  

[Colorado700R]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

Nice move bro!  I'll be out of here at noon today.  But early for you is normal for the rest of the world. 

No shit Brian, By early do you mean before 7pm? 

E, I'm looking forward to cutting out by at least 2 o'clock.

Aaron, call Guiness Book. It may actually happen!!!!

~Brian

1:55pm Peel's relatives show up to trade in their Rambler wagon for a 1992 Lebaron 

[socalrappy700]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

Nice move bro!  I'll be out of here at noon today.  But early for you is normal for the rest of the world. 

No shit Brian, By early do you mean before 7pm? 

E, I'm looking forward to cutting out by at least 2 o'clock.

Aaron, call Guiness Book. It may actually happen!!!!

~Brian

Damn!  We'll see if you hit the mark.

[Krandall]

Woman and I went and saw Tropic Thunder last night..

HORRIBLE MOVIE... I had such good expectations from it, I heard such good things, so I thought about it... not very funny.

[Colorado700R]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

Nice move bro!  I'll be out of here at noon today.  But early for you is normal for the rest of the world. 

No shit Brian, By early do you mean before 7pm? 

E, I'm looking forward to cutting out by at least 2 o'clock.

Aaron, call Guiness Book. It may actually happen!!!!

~Brian

Got Guiness "Burp", I'm ready  

There's a book  

[socalrappy700]

Woman and I went and saw Tropic Thunder last night..

HORRIBLE MOVIE... I had such good expectations from it, I heard such good things, so I thought about it... not very funny.

Not a Stiller fan so I didn't waste my time.

[Flynbyu]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

Nice move bro!  I'll be out of here at noon today.  But early for you is normal for the rest of the world. 

No shit Brian, By early do you mean before 7pm? 

E, I'm looking forward to cutting out by at least 2 o'clock.

Aaron, call Guiness Book. It may actually happen!!!!

~Brian

1:55pm Peel's relatives show up to trade in their Rambler wagon for a 1992 Lebaron 

I left my cell at home. It has a great picture of the people that kept us late last night.

They drove up in a '88 Chevrolet extended cab, and each quarter panel was a different color. No shit.

Five people pile out of this piece of shit.

They have a bunch of junk in the bed, with a cage full of CHICKENS.

Wait, it gets better.

Their oldest son jumps on the hood and starts smoking. He's very nervous. His parents <The Clampets.....straight out of Beverly Hillbilies> are calling their daughter who "has good credick" to co-sigh for them. The son is growing very weary......Super impatient. He finally says "Ma-ma, I need to go turn myself in before 7 or I'll have to sit in jail until Monday."

I was about to die. These f*cking idiots wanted to drive a $35,000 truck at quittin' time. I'm out.

I ran their ass off by locking the doors, and the salesman told them to come back later. They are here now.

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

How much trade in value did you give them for the chickens ?

[Flynbyu]

How much trade in value did you give them for the chickens ?

I asked them "Is that dinner in the back of the truck?"



~Brian

[Colorado700R]

If The Beverly Hillbillies show up, they should at least bring Elly May for you to fondle talk to 




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[Flynbyu]

WTF?

They get $8000 per person?

Click here: Iraqi Stimulus

~Brian