Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XI

[Flynbyu]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

[Krandall]

What time do you fly out? Do you guys leave this eve or tomorrow?

[Peelz]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

NEIN!!!!!! the fuhrer demands that you stay!

[Colorado700R]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

So your having gay sex with a man 1/8th your size then leaving work?  

[Krandall]

isn't it the gestapo.

[BRAD]

nice! Can't complain there then!

Any big plans for the weekend?

me and the g/f is headin out tonight for a ride on the rappy and tomorrow we are heading to a family reunion for most of the day

Your not supposed to bring a GF to family reunion in Kentucky, you're supposed to find one there 

ASS. nah that kinda stuff happens up north of me. not in these parts. atleast i dont think

Daddy called momma "sis" for a reason Brad 

damnit i knew there was something fishy there

atleast in Kentucky you can blame it on the Burbon, West Virginians don't have that excuse 

haha i guess so

[Krandall]

 
http://blogofhilarity.com/the-11-best-film-moments-of-samuel-l-jackson-yelling.htm

[socalrappy700]

I still like the Pulp fiction "speech"

[Flynbyu]

What time do you fly out? Do you guys leave this eve or tomorrow?

Wheels up at 5:55 a.m.

I have to be at the airport at 4-4:20 a.m.

First leg is to Dallas, and that takes 40 minutes.

Next leg departs DFW at 11:30 and is direct to San Juan, PR. We arrive in San Juan at 5:05 p.m. <4:30 flight time>

Last leg departs San Juan at 7:40 p.m. to St. Johns, Antigua, arrives 9:40 p.m.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

NEIN!!!!!! the fuhrer demands that you stay!

Yeah, and we all know what happens to the Fuhrer.

He gets wacked!



~Brian

[Colorado700R]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

NEIN!!!!!! the fuhrer demands that you stay!

Yeah, and we all know what happens to the Fuhrer.

He gets wacked!



~Brian

You mean kills himself along with his ugly wife 

[Flynbyu]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

So your having gay sex with a man 1/8th your size then leaving work?  

Heinrich Himmler is not my type.



~Brian

[Krandall]

Awesome. Hope you guys have a great time!!! As usual, we expect pics..

[Flynbyu]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

NEIN!!!!!! the fuhrer demands that you stay!

Yeah, and we all know what happens to the Fuhrer.

He gets wacked!



~Brian

You mean kills himself along with his ugly wife 

Yeah.

Cyanide!

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

I'm pulling a SoCal today and cutting work early.

Some Nazi threw a fit when they found out I was going to take today off.

~Brian

NEIN!!!!!! the fuhrer demands that you stay!

Yeah, and we all know what happens to the Fuhrer.

He gets wacked!



~Brian

You mean kills himself along with his ugly wife 

Yeah.

Cyanide!

~Brian

If I was married to a woman that fugly (Eva Braun) I poison myself too!!!