Why guys like Dodge

[Flynbyu]

K&N now makes tampons!



~Brian

[Peelz]

dodge's new slogan for 09'

"grab life by the fallopian tubes" 

Hymen Powered.

(Hymi)



~Brian

  they won't run quite right for one week every month!

Dodge Charger ME......."Menses Edition"!  Available in red and pink only

+1

That's got a huge intake on it!

~Brian

And....

you have to press all the right buttons in an elaborate pattern without actually knowing the pattern, to start it. Otherwise it will squeal and just sit there! After apologizing immensely..it might start.

Ok i feel bad about that one...

[Peelz]

K&N now makes tampons!



~Brian

don't forget maxi-outerwares

[Flynbyu]

I wonder if the car gets very irritable, unpredictable the week before the menses?

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Yeah, and its a real trick getting your key in.

[Flynbyu]

Oh no!

It's a tranny!



~Brian

[socalrappy700]

krandall's kind of car.  He's a give and take kinda guy.

[BRAD]

alright all you guys are just sick

[zx10r203]

This thread went straight down the toilet , but still funny as hell!!!!!

[Flynbyu]

We put missing kids on milk cartons.

Should we put missing trannies on half and half cartons?

~Brian

[FoundArealQuad]

We put missing kids on milk cartons.

Should we put missing trannies on half and half cartons?

~Brian

Thats funny I don't care who you are

[socalrappy700]

We put missing kids on milk cartons.

Should we put missing trannies on half and half cartons?

~Brian

No, artificial creamer.

[Flynbyu]

If I marry a midget, is that bigamy?

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

No, your from down south so its cool.

[Peelz]

We put missing kids on milk cartons.

Should we put missing trannies on half and half cartons?

~Brian

With only two posts, you have turned my incredibly shitty day around!!! I am in tears!