Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume X

[BRAD]

throwing up sucks damn track food

but i did run a 7.59@85mph last night

well did ya win anything?

[kyledvor61]

throwing up sucks damn track food

but i did run a 7.59@85mph last night

well did ya win anything?

no it was just a test and tune thing. picked up a new clutch so were testing it. so we figured that it would be best to pull all the weight out and find a baseline :grin_nod: still figuring it out so it only ran a 7.50, should run 7.10-7.20's :grin_nod:

[BRAD]

sounds good man. goodluck get it set up right

[kyledvor61]

yea theres a few things goin on. motor just got rebuilt, new clutch, and motor isnt reaching usual temperature

whats up with you?

[BRAD]

yea theres a few things goin on. motor just got rebuilt, new clutch, and motor isnt reaching usual temperature

whats up with you?

just hangin around the house. waitin on dad to get in to help me put some steps on his jeep

[Krandall]

3 years after his death, they released the final Mitch Hedberg Album!!!! Just released yesterday. F*CKIN FUNNY!

[Krandall]

"I wish all my clothes were made out of blankets.. I pass out.. Fuckin A. I'm tucked in"

[BRAD]

what are you talkin about krandall

[Krandall]

I had a piece of Care-Free Sugarless gum.. and I was STILL worried. It never kicked in. I went back to the store and said BULLS**T

[Peelz]

"I wish all my clothes were made out of blankets.. I pass out.. F ckin A. I'm tucked in"

Love that dude's jokes. Reminds of Steven Wright back in the eighties.

A bus full of tourists is sliding towards a cliff out of control. I hear one of the onlookers say "holy crap, they'll be killed instantly" Then it dawns on me, isn't that the only way to die?

You're alive, you're alive, you're alive...then you're dead! There is no kinda alive, or kinda dead.
Just DEAD!  

Same sort of dark depressing humor

[BRAD]

"I wish all my clothes were made out of blankets.. I pass out.. F ckin A. I'm tucked in"

Love that dude's jokes. Reminds of Steven Wright back in the eighties.

A bus full of tourists is sliding towards a cliff out of control. I hear one of the onlookers say "holy crap, they'll be killed instantly" Then it dawns on me, isn't that the only way to die?

You're alive, you're alive, you're alive...then you're dead! There is no kinda alive, or kinda dead.
Just DEAD!  

Same sort of dark depressing humor

thats a good but messed up joke peels

[Peelz]

I had a piece of Care-Free Sugarless gum.. and I was STILL worried. It never kicked in. I went back to the store and said BULLS**T

[Krandall]

My belt holds up my pants, but my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt...... What the FERK is going on down there? Who is the REAL hero.

[Krandall]

There's a billboard in Minnesota. they have the lotto jackpot, it says. "Estimated Jackpot is estimated 55 million dollars." See I didn't know that shit was estimated. that woudl suck if you won and they said oh... we were off by 2 zeros...

[exentix]

ok who dun it?!