Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume X

[darkside94]

morning shit pusher  (think about it)

[dungbeetle06]

morning shit pusher  (think about it)

CLEVER

[kyledvor61]

morning shit pusher  (think about it)

CLEVER

+1

[darkside94]

i love oxymorons  :grin_nod:
that was so great on 2 levels 

[kyledvor61]

i love oxymorons  :grin_nod:
that was so great on 2 levels 

not really

[darkside94]

[kyledvor61]

nighty night raptorsource

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Sep 7 1978

Keith Moon, drummer for The Who, dies in his London residence from an overdose of chlormethiazole edisylate, a prescription drug used to treat alcoholism. Moon's flat, #12 Curzon Place, was the same spot where Mama Cass died of a heart attack in 1974.

Sep 7 1978

Walking to the bus stop, BBC journalist Georgi Markov suddenly feels a sharp pain in his right calf. A KGB assassin had jabbed him with an umbrella tip, rigged to inject a tiny platinum sphere. The pellet is laden with ricin, a castor-based toxin with no known antidote. Markov dies in the hospital four agonizing days later.

Sep 7 1996

Standing up through the open sunroof of a BMW 750 sedan, rap artist Tupac Shakur is talking to some women at a Las Vegas street intersection when a white Cadillac pulls alongside. Gunfire erupts, and Shakur is shot four times. He dies in the hospital a week later.

Birthdays today...
786 - Emperor Saga, 52nd Emperor of Japan (d. 842)
1438 - Louis II, Landgrave of Hesse (d. 1471)
1524 - Thomas Erastus, Swiss theologian (d. 1583)
1533 - Queen Elizabeth I of England (d. 1603)
1674 - Ernest Augustus (d. 1728)
1683 - Mary Anne of Austria, Archduchess of Austria and Queen consort of Portugal (d. 1754)
1694 - Johan Ludvig, Danish policitian (d. 1763)
1705 - Matthäus Günther, German painter (d. 1788)
1707 - Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon, French naturalist, biologist and author (d. 1788)
1726 - François-André Danican Philidor, French chess player and composer (d. 1795)
1740 - Johan Tobias Sergel, Swedish sculptor (d. 1814)
1777 - Heinrich Stölzel, German musician and composer (d. 1844)
1810 - Hermann Heinrich Gossen, Prussian economist (d. 1858)
1815 - John McDouall Stuart, Australian explorer (d. 1866)
1817 - Louise of Hesse-Kassel (or Hesse-Cassel), queen of Denmark (d. 1898)
1818 - Thomas Talbot, 31st Governor of Massachusetts (d. 1886)
1819 - Thomas A. Hendricks, 21st Vice President of the United States (d. 1885)
1829 - Friedrich August Kekulé von Stradonitz, German organic chemist (d. 1896)
1831 - Alexandre Falguière, French sculptor and painter (d. 1900)
1836 - August Toepler, German physicist (d. 1912)
1842 - Johannes Zukertort, German chess master (d. 1888)
1851 - Edward Ashael Birge, American pioneer in limnology (d. 1950)
1855 - William Friese-Greene, British photographer (d. 1921)
1860 - Grandma Moses, American painter (d. 1961)
1866 - Tristan Bernard, French playwright and novelist (d. 1947)
1867 - Albert Bassermann, German actor (d. 1952)
1870 - Aleksandr Kuprin, Russian writer, pilot, explorer and adventurer (d. 1938)
1870 - Thomas Curtis, American athlete (d. 1944)
1876 - C.J. Dennis, Australian poet and writer (d. 1938)
1877 - Mike O'Neill, Irish baseball player (d. 1959)
1887 - Edith Sitwell, British poet and critic (d. 1964)
1908 - Paul Brown, American football coach and executive (d. 1991)
1908 - Michael DeBakey, Internationally recognized pioneer of modern medicine. (d. 2008)
1909 - Elia Kazan, Greek-born American film and theater director (d. 2003)
1911 - Todor Zhivkov, Bulgarian Communist leader during the Cold War (d. 1998)
1912 - David Packard, American electrical engineer and businessman (d. 1996)
1913 - Anthony Quayle, British actor and director (d. 1989)
1914 - Graeme Bell, Australian pianist and composer
1914 - James Van Allen, American space scientist (d. 2006)
1917 - John Cornforth, Australian chemist, Nobel Prize laureate
1919 - Alberic Schotte, Belgian cyclist (d. 2004)
1920 - Al Caiola, American guitarist
1921 - Josep Lluís Núñez, Spanish President of FC Barcelona (1978 - 2000)
1922 - Lucien Jarraud, Canadian radio host (d. 2007)
1923 - Peter Lawford, British-born American actor (d. 1984)
1925 - Allan Blakeney, Canadian politician
1926 - Erich Juskowiak, German footballer (d. 1983)
1927 - Claire L'Heureux-Dubé, French Canadian judge
1927 - Eric Hill, British children's Author
1930 - Sonny Rollins, American jazz saxophonist
1930 - Baudouin I, King of the Belgians (d. 1993)
1934 - Little Milton, American musician (d. 2005)
1934 - Omar Karami, Prime Minister of Lebanon
1934 - Mary Bauermeister, German artist
1936 - Buddy Holly, American singer (The Crickets) (d. 1959)
1936 - Apostolos Kaklamanis, Greek politician
1937 - John Phillip Law, American actor (d. 2008)
1937 - Cüneyt Arkın, Turkish film actor
1937 - Oleg Lobov, Prime Minister of Russia
1940 - Dario Argento, Italian film director
1942 - Alan Oakes, British Footballer
1943 - Lena Valaitis, Lithuanian-German Schlager singer
1943 - Beverley McLachlin, Chief Justice of Canada
1944 - Bertel Haarder, Danish politician
1945 - Jacques Lemaire, Canadian ice hockey player and coach
1946 - Willie Crawford, American baseball player (d. 2004)
1949 - Gloria Gaynor, American singer
1949 - Barry Siegel, American journalist
1950 - Julie Kavner, American actress
1951 - Morris Albert, Brazilian singer
1951 - Chrissie Hynde, American guitarist and singer (The Pretenders)
1951 - Mark Isham, American composer
1952 - Susan Blakely, American actress
1952 - Ricardo Tormo, Spanish motocyclist (d. 1998)
1953 - Benmont Tench, American keyboardist
1954 - Corbin Bernsen, American actor
1954 - Michael Emerson, American actor
1955 - Efim Zelmanov, Russian mathematician
1955 - Mira Furlan, Croatian actress
1956 - Byron Stevenson, British footballer (d. 2007)
1956 - Diane Warren, American song writer
1957 - Jermaine Stewart, American pop singer (Shalamar and Culture Club) (d. 1997)
1960 - Carlos Martinez, American bowler
1960 - Andrew Voss, Australian television personality
1961 - LeRoi Moore, American Saxophonist (Dave Matthews Band) {d. 2008)
1961 - Jean-Yves Thibaudet, French Pianist
1962 - Jennifer Egan, American novelist
1963 - Eazy-E, American rapper (N.W.A.) (d. 1995)
1965 - Andreas Thom, German footballer
1965 - Uta Pippig, German athlete
1965 - Darko Pančev, Macedonian footballer
1965 - Angela Gheorghiu, Romanian opera singer
1967 - Toby Jones, British actor
1969 - Darren Bragg, American baseball player
1969 - Angie Everhart, American model and actress
1969 - Diane Farr, American actress (Numb3rs)
1969 - Little Jimmy Urine, American singer (Mindless Self Indulgence)
1969 - Rudy Galindo, American skater figure
1970 - Tom Everett Scott, American actor
1972 - Jason Isringhausen, American baseball player
1972 - Slug, American rapper (Atmosphere)
1973 - Shannon Elizabeth, American actress
1974 - Mario Frick, Liechtensteiner footballer
1975 - Harold Wallace, Costa Rican footballer
1975 - Norifumi Abe, Japanese motorcycle road racer
1976 - Oliver Hudson, American actor
1977 - Nora Greenwald, American professional wrestler
1977 - Gianluca Grava, Italian footballer
1977 - Jon Macken, British Footballer
1978 - Devon Sawa, Canadian actor
1978 - Erwin Koen, Dutch footballer
1979 - Pavol Hochschorner and Peter Hochschorner - Slovak slalom canoers
1979 - Brian Stokes, American baseball player
1980 - Mark Prior, American baseball player
1980 - Gabriel Milito, Argentine footballer
1980 - Javad Nekounam, Iranian footballer
1980 - Sara Carrigan, Australian cyclist
1981 - Paul McCoy, American musician (lead singer of 12 Stones)
1981 - Gökhan Zan, Turkish footballer
1982 - Andre Dirrell, American boxer
1983 - Pops Mensah-Bonsu, British basketball player for the Dallas Mavericks
1983 - Annette Dytrt, German skater figure
1983 - Philip Deignan, Irish cyclist
1983 - Mehmet Topuz, Turkisher footballer
1984 - Vera Zvonareva, Russian tennis player
1985 - Márcio Rafael Ferreira de Souza, Brazilian footballer
1986 - Colin Delaney, American Professional Wrestler
1987 - Evan Rachel Wood, American actress
1987 - Aleksandra Wozniak, Canadian tennis player
1988 - Kevin Love, American basketball player
1990 - Tanja Kolbe, German ice dancer
1993 - Joshua Wilkinson, prince of self proclaimed principality sealand

Famous deaths...
355 - Claudius Silvanus, Roman usurper
1151 - Geoffrey of Anjou (b. 1113)
1312 - King Ferdinand IV of Castile (b. 1285)
1496 - King Ferdinand II of Naples (b. 1469)
1552 - Guru Angad Dev, second Sikh Guru (b. 1504)
1559 - Robert Estienne, French printer (b. 1503)
1632 - Emperor Susenyos of Ethiopia
1644 - Guido Bentivoglio, Italian statesman (b. 1579)
1654 - Yom-Tov Lipmann Heller, Bohemian rabbi (b. 1579)
1655 - François Tristan l'Hermite, French dramatist (b. 1601)
1657 - Arvid Wittenberg, Swedish count, field marshal and privy councilor (b. 1606)
1719 - John Harris, English writer
1729 - William Burnet, British-born American statesman (b. 1688)
1708 - Tekle Haymanot I of Ethiopia
1799 - Louis Guillaume Lemonnier, French botanist (b. 1717)
1809 - Buddha Yodfa Chulaloke, King of Thailand (b. 1737)
1840 - Étienne-Jacques-Joseph-Alexandre MacDonald, French marshal (b. 1765)
1881 - Sidney Lanier, American writer (b. 1842)
1891 - Lorenzo Sawyer, 9th Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of California (b. 1820)
1892 - John Greenleaf Whittier, American poet (b. 1807)
1920 - Simon-Napoléon Parent, politician, premier of the province of Quebec (b. 1855)
1921 - Alfred William Rich, watercolor painter (b. 1856)
1939 - Kyoka Izumi, Japanese novelist (b. 1873)
1943 - J. P. Morgan, Jr., American financier (b. 1867)
1949 - José Clemente Orozco, Mexican painter (b. 1883)
1951 - Maria Montez, Dominican actress (b. 1912)
1954 - Bud Fisher, American cartoonist (b. 1885)
1955 - Ham Fisher, American cartoonist (b. 1900)
1959 - Maurice Duplessis, Québec Prime Minister (b. 1890)
1962 - Eiji Yoshikawa, Japanese novelist (b. 1892)
1962 - Kirsten Flagstad, Norwegian singer (b. 1895)
1962 - Isak Dinesen, Danish author (b. 1885)
1965 - Catherine Dale Owen, American actress (b. 1900)
1971 - Spring Byington, American actress (b. 1886)
1978 - Keith Moon, English drummer (The Who) (b. 1946)
1982 - Ken Boyer, American baseball player (b. 1931)
1984 - Joe Cronin, American baseball manager and executive (b. 1906)
1986 - Spectacular Blue Smith, Member of R&B Group "Pretty Ricky"
1990 - Earle E. Partridge, United States Air Force general (b. 1900)
1991 - Edwin McMillan, American physicist (b. 1907)
1994 - James Clavell, Australian-born American author (b. 1924)
1994 - Dennis Morgan, American actor (b. 1908)
1994 - Godfrey Quigley, British actor (b. 1923)
1994 - Terence Young, British film director (b. 1915)
1997 - Mobutu Sese Seko, dictator of Zaire (b. 1930)
1999 - Jim Keith, American conspiracy theorist (b. 1949)
2001 - Spede Pasanen, Finnish television personality (b. 1930)
2001 - Billie Lou Watt, American actress (b. 1924)
2002 - Katrin Cartlidge, British actress (b. 1961)
2002 - Erma Franklin, American singer (b. 1938)
2002 - Uziel Gal, Israeli firearm designer (b. 1923)
2003 - The Great Antonio, Canadian eccentric (b. 1925)
2003 - Warren Zevon, American musician (b. 1947)
2004 - Bob Boyd, American baseball player (b. 1925)
2005 - Sergio Endrigo, Italian singer (b. 1933)
2005 - Hope Garber, Canadian actress (b. ca. 1924)

Holidays and observances...
RC Saints - Saint Regina; Saint Evurtius (Heortius), St. Cloud (Clodoald), Saint Gratus of Aosta, Saint Anastasius the Fuller
Also see September 7 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics).
Brazil - Independence day (from Portugal, 1822).
Aydın Turkey - Independence day 1922
Pakistan - Defence Day (Pak-Air-Force Day) Since 1971
Mozambique - Victory Day

Have a great Sunday.

~Brian

[darkside94]

rip tupac  :'(

[Colorado700R]

Today in history...

Sep 7 1978

Keith Moon, drummer for The Who, dies in his London residence from an overdose of chlormethiazole edisylate, a prescription drug used to treat alcoholism. Moon's flat, #12 Curzon Place, was the same spot where Mama Cass died of a heart attack in 1974.



Have a great Sunday.

~Brian

But Momma Cass died with a ham sammich stuffed in her face.  "What no mustard?"   "ahhhhhh!!!!!!"/heart attack 

[kyledvor61]

i just jumped an rzr

[darkside94]

hey thats awesome kyle 
is this your girlfriend 

[kyledvor61]

nah im not into firecrotches

[darkside94]

haha wtf that girl has lipstick on already 

[BRAD]

whats up whores?