Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume X

[kyledvor61]

only thing energy drinks do is calm me down. its proven if oyu get wound u by energy drinks you have a small penis  
just went outside to check the viper......again. i love that car

maybe thats why it so big, i dont drink that stuff

rk you check out that motor and clutch stuff on the last page?

[exentix]

well my gf approves so its all good, and i only drink them like once a month if that....

im pretty sure red-bull fits but idn...


well ho's im off to bed in a minute

[who else but rk]

well my gf approves so its all good, and i only drink them like once a month if that....

you cant be serious. dude your 14, not 30 and married

[exentix]

dude im 16... thats WAY different btw  :grin_nod:

[kyledvor61]

dude im 16... thats WAY different btw  :grin_nod:

still, wtf dude?

[who else but rk]

only thing energy drinks do is calm me down. its proven if oyu get wound u by energy drinks you have a small penis  
just went outside to check the viper......again. i love that car

maybe thats why it so big, i dont drink that stuff

rk you check out that motor and clutch stuff on the last page?

yea man. looks like shit gets expensive real fast. and theres no way in hell your engine gets 50 or even 30 hp after looking at the engines man

[Peelz]

Later mini-hookers!  you guys have been outdoing yourselves lately with the shameless whoring.

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Sep 1 1923

A 7.9 magnitude earthquake strikes the cities of Tokyo and Yokohama at noon. Almost 142,000 people are killed by falling building or in the resulting fires. Yokohama suffers 88 separate blazes, which rage unabated for two days. In all, 694,000 homes are destroyed, leaving 1.5 million survivors homeless.

Sep 1 1939

Hitler reluctantly invades Poland, but only after being provoked by warmongering Poles. The previous night, a Polish commando team shot their way into a German radio station in the border town of Gleiwitz, and broadcasted a radical call to arms against the peaceloving people of Germany. Except that it was all an elaborate sham engineered by Nazi general Reinhard Heydrich, dubbed Operation Canned Goods.

Sep 1 1941

The Third Reich passes a law requiring Jews to wear a prominent yellow star in public.

Sep 1 1956

Elvis Presley buys his mama a pink Cadillac.

Sep 1 1969

Troops led by Muammar Qaddafi execute Operation Jerusalem, seizing control of Libya in a military coup.

Sep 1 1974

The SR-71 Blackbird sets (and holds) the record for flying from New York to London: 1 hour 54 minutes and 56.4 seconds.

Sep 1 1983

Korean Air flight 007 strays off-course, approaching the Kamchatka peninsula. The Soviet Union scrambles fighter jets to intercept the Boeing 747, and gives the order to shoot down the passenger plane five minutes after it crosses the border. Two surface-to-air missiles later, and there are 269 corpses floating in the sea.

Birthdays today...
1286 - Elisabeth Richeza of Poland, Queen of Poland (d. 1335)
1453 - Gonzalo Fernández de Córdoba, Spanish general (d. 1515)
1566 - Edward Alleyn, English actor (d. 1626)
1588 - Henry II, Prince of Condé, French nobleman (d. 1646)
1651 - Nataliya Kyrillovna Naryshkina, Tsaritsa of Russia (d. 1694)
1653 - Johann Pachelbel, German composer (d. 1706)
1711 - William IV, Prince of Orange (d. 1759)
1795 - James Gordon Bennett, Sr., American newspaper publisher (d. 1872)
1848 - Auguste-Henri Forel, Swiss entomologist (d. 1931)
1854 - Engelbert Humperdinck, German composer (d. 1921)
1855 - Innokenty Annensky, Russian poet (d. 1909)
1856 - Sergei Winogradsky, Russian scientist (d. 1953)
1866 - James J. Corbett, American heavyweight boxer (d. 1933)
1868 - Henri Bourassa, French Canadian politician and publisher (d. 1952)
1871 - J. Reuben Clark, Jr., American Undersecretary of State (d. 1961)
1875 - Edgar Rice Burroughs, American writer (d. 1950)
1876 - Harriet Shaw Weaver, English political activist (d. 1961)
1877 - Francis William Aston, Nobel laureate (d. 1945)
1878 - Princess Alexandra of Edinburgh and Saxe-Coburg and Gotha (d. 1942)
1883 - Didier Pitre, French Canadian ice hockey player (d. 1934)
1884 - Sigurd Wallén, Swedish actor and filmdirector (d. 1947)
1887 - Blaise Cendrars, Swiss writer (d. 1961)
1888 - Andrija Štampar, Croatian physician (d. 1958)
1889 - Richard Arlen, American actor (d. 1976)
1892 - Leverett Saltonstall, 55th Governor of Massachusetts (d. 1979)
1895 - Chembai Vaidyanatha Bhagavatar, Indian musician (d. 1974)
1896 - A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada, Indian theologian (d. 1977)
1897 - Andy Kennedy, Irish footballer (d. 1963)
1899 - Andrei Platonov, Russian writer (d. 1951)
1904 - Johnny Mack Brown, American actor (d. 1974)
1905 - Elvera Sanchez, Puerto Rican dancer (d. 2000)
1906 - Joaquín Balaguer, President of the Dominican Republic (d. 2002)
1906 - Franz Biebl, German composer (d. 2001)
1907 - Walter Reuther, American labor union leader (d. 1970)
1908 - Amir Elahi, Pakistani cricketer (d. 1980)
1909 - E. Herbert Norman, Canadian diplomat (d. 1957)
1913 - Ludwig Merwart, Austrian painter and graphic artist (1979)
1913 - Christian Nyby, American director and film editor (d. 1993)
1919 - Ossie Dawson, South African cricketer
1920 - Richard Farnsworth, American actor (d. 2000)
1921 - Willem Frederik Hermans, Dutch writer (d. 1995)
1921 - Madhav Mantri, Indian cricketer
1922 - Yvonne De Carlo, Canadian-born actress (d. 2007)
1922 - Vittorio Gassman, Italian actor (d. 2000)
1923 - Rocky Marciano, American boxer (d. 1969)
1923 - Kenneth Thomson, 2nd Baron Thomson of Fleet, Canadian businessman (d. 2006)
1925 - Art Pepper, American musician (d. 1982)
1926 - Abdur Rahman Biswas, President of Bangladesh
1926 - Gene Colan, American comic book artist
1928 - Clifford Lincoln, Canadian politician
1928 - George Maharis, American actor
1929 - Anne Ramsey, American actress (d. 1988)
1931 - Boxcar Willie, American country musician (d. 1999)
1933 - Ann W. Richards, American politician (d. 2006)
1933 - Conway Twitty, American singer (d. 1993)
1935 - Seiji Ozawa, Japanese conductor
1937 - Al Geiberger, American golfer
1937 - Ron O'Neal, American actor, film director and screenwriter (d. 2004)
1939 - Lily Tomlin, American actress and comedian
1941 - Graeme Langlands, Australian rugby league footballer
1942 - C. J. Cherryh, American writer
1943 - Don Stroud, American actor
1944 - Leonard Slatkin, American conductor
1945 - Mustafa Balel, Turkish writer
1946 - Greg Errico, American drummer (Sly & the Family Stone)
1946 - Barry Gibb, English singer (Bee Gees)
1946 - Roh Moo-Hyun, President of South Korea
1947 - Al Green, American politician
1948 - Józef Życiński, Polish archbishop and philosopher
1949 - P.A. Sangma, Indian politician
1950 - Phillip Fulmer, American football coach
1950 - Dr. Phil McGraw, American talk show host
1951 - Nicu Ceauşescu, Romanian politician (d. 1996)
1951 - David Bairstow, England cricketer (d. 1998)
1952 - Phil Hendrie, American radio personality
1953 - Ted Petty, American professional wrestler (d. 2002)
1954 - Dave Lumley, Canadian ice hockey player
1955 - Billy Blanks, American martial artist
1955 - Bruce Foxton, English bassist (The Jam)
1957 - Gloria Estefan, Cuban/American singer
1957 - Duško Ivanović, Montenegrin basketball coach
1958 - Armi Aavikko, Finnish singer (d. 2002)
1959 - Kenny Mayne, American sports journalist
1961 - Bam Bam Bigelow, American professional wrestler (d. 2007)
1962 - Ruud Gullit, Dutch footballer
1962 - Tony Cascarino, Irish footballer
1963 - Stephen Kernahan, Australian rules footballer
1963 - Carola Smit, Dutch singer
1964 - Brian Bellows, Canadian ice hockey player
1964 - Cécilia Rhode, Swedish model
1964 - Ray D'Arcy, Irish DJ and TV presenter
1966 - Tim Hardaway, American basketball player
1967 - David Whissell, Quebec politician
1968 - Mohammed Atta, Egyptian terrorist (d. 2001)
1969 - Henning Berg, Norwegian footballer
1970 - Hwang Jung-min, South Korean actor
1970 - Vanna, Croatian singer
1970 - Mitsou, Quebec singer, television and radio host, actress
1971 - Ricardo Antonio Chavira, American actor
1971 - Joe Enochs, American soccer player
1971 - Yoshitaka Hirota, Japanese composer
1971 - Lââm, French singer
1971 - Jimmy Snuka, Jr., American professional wrestler
1971 - Hakan Şükür, Turkish footballer
1972 - Doug Williams, British professional wrestler
1973 - Ram Kapoor, Indian actor
1973 - J. D. Fortune, Canadian singer (INXS)
1973 - Zach Thomas, American football player
1974 - Jason Taylor, American football player
1974 - Jhonen Vasquez, American comic book artist
1975 - Scott Speedman, English-born actor
1975 - Natalie Bassingthwaighte, Australian actress and singer
1975 - Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Puerto Rican guitarist
1975 - Cuttino Mobley, American basketball player
1976 - Marcos Ambrose, Australian racing driver
1976 - Erik Morales, Mexican boxer
1976 - Jada Fire, American porn actress
1976 - Polly Shannon, Canadian actress
1976 - Sebastián Rozental, Chilean footballer
1976 - Clare Connor, England Woman cricketer
1977 - Aaron Schobel, American football player
1977 - Raffaele Giammaria, Italian racing driver
1977 - Shoshana Bean, American stage actress
1977 - Aamir Ali, Indian television actor
1977 - David Albelda, Spanish footballer
1978 - Max Vieri, Australian soccer player
1978 - Lucie Blackman, English murder victim (d. 2000)
1979 - James O'Connor, Irish footballer
1980 - Chris Riggott, English footballer
1980 - Sammy Adjei, Ghanaian footballer
1981 - Clinton Portis, American football player
1981 - Adam Quick, Australian basketball player
1982 - Ryan Gomes, American basketball player
1982 - Paul Dumbrell, Australian racing driver
1982 - Jeffrey Buttle, Canadian figure skater
1983 - José Antonio Reyes, Spanish footballer
1984 - Joseph Trohman, American musician (Fall Out Boy)
1984 - Nick Noble, American soccer player
1985 - Camile Velasco, Filipino-American singer
1986 - Gaël Monfils, French tennis player
1986 - Anthony Allen, English rugby union player
1987 - Dann Hume, New Zealand musician (Evermore)
1988 - Gabriel Ferrari, American soccer player
1988 - Mushfiqur Rahim, Bangladeshi cricketer
1989 - Juliana Lohmann, Brazilian actress
1993 - Ilona Mitrecey, French singer
1994 - Bianca Ryan, American singer

Famous deaths...
1067 - Baldwin V of Flanders
1159 - Pope Adrian IV (b. 1100)
1256 - Kujo Yoritsune, Japanese shogun (b. 1218)
1414 - William de Ros, 7th Baron de Ros, Lord Treasurer of England (b. 1369)
1557 - Jacques Cartier, French explorer (b. 1491)
1581 - Guru Ram Das, fourth Sikh Guru (b. 1534)
1600 - Tadeáš Hájek, Czech physician (b. 1525)
1615 - Étienne Pasquier, French lawyer (b. 1529)
1648 - Marin Mersenne, French mathematician (b. 1588)
1685 - Leoline Jenkins, Welsh lawyer (b. 1625)
1687 - Henry More, English philosopher (b. 1614)
1715 - François Girardon, French sculptor (b. 1628)
1715 - King Louis XIV of France (b. 1638)
1818 - Robert Calder, British naval officer (b. 1745)
1943 - Charles Atangana, Cameroonian chief (b. 1880)
1947 - Frederick Russell Burnham, father of the international Scouting movement (b. 1861)
1953 - Bernard O'Dowd, Australian poet (b. 1866)
1957 - Dennis Brain, English musician (b. 1921)
1967 - Siegfried Sassoon, English poet (b. 1886)
1967 - Ilse Koch, Nazi war criminal (b. 1906)
1969 - Drew Pearson, American newspaper columnist (b. 1897)
1970 - François Mauriac, French writer, Nobel laureate (b. 1885)
1977 - Ethel Waters, American singer (b. 1896)
1981 - Albert Speer, Nazi official (b. 1905)
1981 - Ann Harding, American actress (b. 1901)
1982 - Haskell Curry, American mathematician (b. 1900)
1982 - Wladyslaw Gomulka, Polish communist leader (b. 1905)
1983 - Henry M. Jackson, American politician (b. 1912)
1983 - Larry McDonald, American congressman (b. 1935)
1985 - Stefan Bellof, German race car driver (b. 1957)
1985 - Jay Youngblood, American wrestler (b. 1955)
1986 - Murray Hamilton, American actor (b. 1923)
1988 - Luis Alvarez, American physicist, Nobel laureate (b. 1911)
1989 - A. Bartlett Giamatti, American baseball commissioner (b. 1938)
1989 - Tadeusz Sendzimir, American inventor (b. 1894)
1994 - Boris Malenko, American professional wrestler (b. 1933)
1998 - Józef Krupiński, Polish poet (b. 1930)
1998 - Cary Middlecoff, American golfer (b. 1921)
1999 - W. Richard Stevens, Zambian computer scientist (b. 1951)
2001 - Brian Moore British sports commentator (b. 1932)
2003 - Sir Terry Frost, British artist (b. 1915)
2004 - Ahmed Kuftaro, Grand Mufti of Syria (b. 1915)
2005 - R. L. Burnside, American musician (b. 1926)
2005 - Thanos Leivaditis, Greek actor (b. 1934)
2006 - Sir Kyffin Williams, Welsh landscape painter (b. 1918)
2006 - Bob O'Connor, mayor of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (b. 1944)
2006 - Nellie Connally, wife of Texas governor John Connally (b. 1919)
2006 - Warren Mitofsky, American pollster (b. 1934)
2007 - Roy McKenzie, New Zealand philanthropist (b. 1922)

Holidays and observances...
In the Eastern Orthodox Church, the new liturgical year begins on September 1. Also see September 1 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics).
Eastern (Byzantine) Catholic Church, the new Liturgical Year (Indiction) also begins.
Church of England - Saint Giles.
Libya - Revolution Day (1969).
New Zealand - National R.A.K. (Random Act of Kindness) Day
Russia - Knowledge Day.
Singapore - Teachers' Day.
Slovakia - Constitution Day.
Uzbekistan - Independence Day (from USSR, 1991).
Start of the season when oysters are fit to eat (when month names contain an "R").
Start of the partridge-shooting season ("St. Partridge").
First day of Spring in Australia and New Zealand.
Aaron, brother of Moses
Aitillaha of Bet-Nuhadra, a companion of Acepsimas of Hnaita
Saint Giles

Have a great Monday.

~Brian

[BRAD]

whats up whores?

[Peelz]

Happy labor day girlies.

You workin' Brian?

[BRAD]

you workin Peels?

[Peelz]

you workin Peels?

nope. Gotta cut the grass...and Gonna ninja a thumb throttle.

[Flynbyu]

Happy labor day girlies.

You workin' Brian?

Well, I'm here but I hope we are dead all day to prove a point.

~Brian

[BRAD]

have fun with that

[BRAD]

Happy labor day girlies.

You workin' Brian?

Well, I'm here but I hope we are dead all day to prove a point.

~Brian

that must suck Brian. i would be pissed