Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IX

[LittleBuddha]

Scott in da house.

~Brian

What's up cracka?  You guys busy out there?

Today it's slow, but yesterday we had a ton of idiots.

~Brian

Speaking of idiots...  So the Silverback's sweet Exploder does what Exploders do.  Sounded like a grenade went of in the tranny.  So without even checking it out he orders a transfer case ($1K) and slaps that bitch in there an lo and behold...wait for it...wait for it...still has the same problem.  D'oh.  So he orders a tranny ($1250) from Ford and slaps that bitch in and problem solved.  He has a perfectly good transfer case if you know anyone that needs one.   

[Flynbyu]

What an idiot!

What would have been best if he would have asked for a payroll advance to cover said douchebaginess purchase.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

What an idiot!

What would have been best if he would have asked for a payroll advance to cover said douchebaginess purchase.

~Brian

And what makes you think he didn't?  Oh yeah, that's why payroll is such a pain in the ass for me.  He bought the transfer case over the series of tubes so at least I didn't have to front him that.  Asshole.

[socalrappy700]

damn, I can't wait to meet that guy someday.

Oh Scott, Jenee' just downloaded the pics from the game.  I'll have to send you a few.  Got a good one of you two and the little O. 

[Flynbyu]

What an idiot!

What would have been best if he would have asked for a payroll advance to cover said douchebaginess purchase.

~Brian

And what makes you think he didn't?  Oh yeah, that's why payroll is such a pain in the ass for me.  He bought the transfer case over the series of tubes so at least I didn't have to front him that.  Asshole.

What a douche.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Nom nom nom nom.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

damn, I can't wait to meet that guy someday.

Oh Scott, Jenee' just downloaded the pics from the game.  I'll have to send you a few.  Got a good one of you two and the little O. 

Nice.  I need to send you some too.  I'll see if she has downloaded them yet. 

[socalrappy700]

Is she still talking baby?

[Flynbyu]

If she is, just use the other hole.



~Brian

[Peelz]

Scott in da house.

~Brian

What's up cracka?  You guys busy out there?

Today it's slow, but yesterday we had a ton of idiots.

~Brian

tis' everyday here. brian have you noticed the "full mooner effect"?  Whenever there is some sort of gov't payout, or dealership sale, "full mooners" come out of the woodwork to buy a clunker. Like werewolves on the full moon . Favorite day ever was "push, pull, drag sale day"   then, once, we had a "whomever was sitting in the car at 7 am, got the car for wholesale" Saw iowa's finest that day.

[LittleBuddha]

Is she still talking baby?

It's even worse now because she just got done reading some stupid book so she's talking crazy talk.  And thanks for having such a well behaved kid.  Would it have been too much to ask for a fussy baby while we were there?  A little museum freak out would've been nice.  Thanks.  

[socalrappy700]

If she is, just use the other hole.



~Brian

I told him to try but she's still not into it.  It was a lot of work but I got Jenee' sold on it.

[socalrappy700]

Is she still talking baby?

It's even worse now because she just got done reading some stupid book so she's talking crazy talk.  And thanks for having such a well behaved kid.  Would it have been too much to ask for a fussy baby while we were there?  A little museum freak out would've been nice.  Thanks.  

It was all over for you at the game.  He gave her his trademark smile and she was done.  Oh, and I went to heaven on seven yesterday for lunch.   :grin_nod:

[LittleBuddha]

If she is, just use the other hole.



~Brian

I'm making drain babies.  

[Flynbyu]

Scott in da house.

~Brian

What's up cracka?  You guys busy out there?

Today it's slow, but yesterday we had a ton of idiots.

~Brian

tis' everyday here. brian have you noticed the "full mooner effect"?  Whenever there is some sort of gov't payout, or dealership sale, "full mooners" come out of the woodwork to buy a clunker. Like werewolves on the full moon . Favorite day ever was "push, pull, drag sale day"   then, once, we had a "whomever was sitting in the car at 7 am, got the car for wholesale" Saw iowa's finest that day.

Every month man.

Hospitals are full and people that are very special tend to make it out.

Everyone just gets really stupid here on a full moon.

~Brian