Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IX

[who else but rk]

kyle is your gf hot or something. Im hoping she is if u are loosing it in your pants.

no i was kidding but my last one was one of the hotter ones. and she was pretty tall (and of course im a midget) so her tits were in my face whenever we were close

that is hilarious

[kyledvor61]

kyle is your gf hot or something. Im hoping she is if u are loosing it in your pants.

no i was kidding but my last one was one of the hotter ones. and she was pretty tall (and of course im a midget) so her tits were in my face whenever we were close

that is hilarious

and was pretty awesome

and thats a pretty lame excuse.

im sorry i dont have time to f*ck you

[dick-84]

also ive always ended at bjs, o i really didnt have time to go down on a girl lol

U were done b4 u een got started. 

[who else but rk]

see kyle you dont understand yet. sometimes after a man ejaculates he realizes he needs to get the FERK out of there before shit gets complicated 

[kyledvor61]

see kyle you dont understand yet. sometimes after a man ejaculates he realizes he needs to get the F ck out of there before shit gets complicated 

i understand but you dont need a condom, im sure something else would work

[dick-84]

see kyle you dont understand yet. sometimes after a man ejaculates he realizes he needs to get the F ck out of there before shit gets complicated 

WTF. 

[kyledvor61]

see kyle you dont understand yet. sometimes after a man ejaculates he realizes he needs to get the F ck out of there before shit gets complicated 

WTF. 

unless your like dick and are lucky

[dick-84]

see kyle you dont understand yet. sometimes after a man ejaculates he realizes he needs to get the F ck out of there before shit gets complicated 

i understand but you dont need a condom, im sure something else would work

a condom? What the hell is that?  

[who else but rk]

also ive always ended at bjs, o i really didnt have time to go down on a girl lol

U were done b4 u een got started. 

what i mean is she did her thing and we never moved on. her mouth was planted and i stayed planted.
unless a girl is a hoe, you wont get away with pussy without a relationship/comiment 

[dick-84]

see kyle you dont understand yet. sometimes after a man ejaculates he realizes he needs to get the F ck out of there before shit gets complicated 

WTF. 

unless your like dick and are lucky

I must have good luck or something. Some of the girls that i have pulled are hot. Im like damn foreal? Les do this then.  :grin_nod:

[who else but rk]

see kyle you dont understand yet. sometimes after a man ejaculates he realizes he needs to get the F ck out of there before shit gets complicated 

WTF. 

you have never got that feeling? like when you hooked up with your friend the minute oyu did yo thang shit got akward

[kyledvor61]

also ive always ended at bjs, o i really didnt have time to go down on a girl lol

U were done b4 u een got started. 

what i mean is she did her thing and we never moved on. her mouth was planted and i stayed planted.
unless a girl is a hoe, you wont get away with pussy without a relationship/comiment 

oh yea, i forgot about the non hoes

[dick-84]

also ive always ended at bjs, o i really didnt have time to go down on a girl lol

U were done b4 u een got started. 

what i mean is she did her thing and we never moved on. her mouth was planted and i stayed planted.
unless a girl is a hoe, you wont get away with pussy without a relationship/comiment 

Not me. I have found out if u want to hit it just tell her that u think she is sexy as hell and let it go from there.

[who else but rk]

the girls ive hooked up with havent been drunk dick 

[kyledvor61]

also ive always ended at bjs, o i really didnt have time to go down on a girl lol

U were done b4 u een got started. 

what i mean is she did her thing and we never moved on. her mouth was planted and i stayed planted.
unless a girl is a hoe, you wont get away with pussy without a relationship/comiment 

Not me. I have found out if u want to hit it just tell her that u think she is sexy as hell and let it go from there.

to a certain point, cant push it otherwise they know your sayin that to get some

some like it some dont, just depends on the chick