Post some good jokes here!!!!

[BRAD]

good one Aaron

[Peelz]

Did you guys hear about the Circus Fire?


It was "In Tents"  

[Krandall]

[BRAD]

pretty good one Peels

[Colorado700R]

Why do Penis hate their jobs???











































How would you like it if some put a rubber sack over head thats air tight, shoved you in a dark smelly hole, and made you do push-ups till you puke???

[BRAD]

old one but funny man

[Out Back Welding]

in the newspaper it said that the local hospital was hiring circumsicors. wages are pretty low but...........











































they said u could keep the tips!

[Krandall]

   ewwww

[Flynbyu]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it!"


~Brian

[Krandall]

 

[Peelz]

  excellent

[FoundArealQuad]

nice

[BRAD]

Good one Brian

[robkd]

 

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