Post some good jokes here!!!!

[FoundArealQuad]

 :lol:That was pretty good

[BRAD]

Good one AJ

[wastednuts]

    

[Krandall]

 

[AJ RAPTOR]

Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:

My Dear Honey,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that
you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please
don't be upset I shall be home before midnight.'


When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you
are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local
college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be
at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,
is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

[Krandall]

 

[Out Back Welding]

  yeah, thats pwnage right there

[FoundArealQuad]

One day in school, little Johnny's class was going over different farm tools. Mrs. Rogers showed the class a picture of a shovel to the class, and asked if anyone knew what it was. "its a shovel!" shouted Suzie. next, she showed the class a picture of a tractor."its a tractor" said bobby. finally, she showed the the class a picture of a hoe.
"i know what it is" said johnny. "ok Johnny," she said, "what is it." "a rake!"
"no johnny, its a hoe." "that's bullshit" he replied. "my mom's a hoe and she doesn't look that that at all!"

[Flynbyu]

Tasteless humor......

Q: Whats the best thing about f*cking a tranny?


A: When you put your hand round the front, it feels like its gone all the way through.



~Brian

[Peelz]

Awesome, sunk to a new level...wasn't sure it was possible.

[Flynbyu]

I work a t a car dealership.

What do you expect?



~Brian

[Peelz]

I work a t a car dealership.

What do you expect?



~Brian

true, you have many levels to go.

[BRAD]

  that's just sick. Even for you Brian

[FoundArealQuad]

A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while."

Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.

"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs."

[Krandall]