Post some good jokes here!!!!

[Busby]

The Urinal Is Too High

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn
about
thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one
of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their wee wees
to
direct the flow. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he
was
unusually well-endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in
the 4th grade.'

'No, ma'am, ' he replied. 'I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh.'

[kyledvor61]

The Urinal Is Too High

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn
about
thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one
of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their wee wees
to
direct the flow. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he
was
unusually well-endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in
the 4th grade.'

'No, ma'am, ' he replied. 'I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh.'

you pickin on midgets?


awesome

[Busby]

you pickin on midgets?
awesome
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nope shortie your safe today  jk, glad you liked it.

[BRAD]

them was great busby

"them was great?"  ERMAHGERD B-rad. Doing the south proud!

oh you know it peels

[Peelz]

received in an email this morning. 

"Apartment Rental"
>>
>>
>> A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
>> Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.
>>
>> He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
>> He tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
>> But he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her,
>> Calling the payment
>> 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'
>>
>> On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
>> Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
>> So he has his secretary send a check for
>> $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
>>
>>
>>
>> Dear Madam:
>>
>> Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
>> Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
>> Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;
>>
>> 1) it had never been occupied;
>> 2) that there was plenty of heat; and
>> 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
>> However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
>> That there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large
>>
>> Upon receipt of the note,
>>
>> The girl immediately returned the check for $250
>>
>> With the following note:
>>
>>
>> Dear Sir,
>>
>> First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
>> Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
>> As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
>> If you know how to turn it on.
>> Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
>> But if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
>> Please don't blame the landlady.
>>
>> Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
>> Contact your present landlady

[Busby]

 :'(    like it peels was great

[kyledvor61]

 

[BRAD]

that was great peels funny as hell

[Busby]

Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight.
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I took a taxi  home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed, three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I him " Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. 
Whew! Got Away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh. Shit,' cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped Over the coffee table and farted."

[Peelz]

  good one, now go to bed busby! it's 11:26 there!

[darkside94]

hahah good one busby
i think busby is the favorite newb 

[BRAD]

good one busby

[exentix]

ERMAHGERD both peels and busby had good ones there 

[Busby]

After a relaxing bath... Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror.

Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her.. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on GERD for help.

'GERD... If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to
you,' She prayed. And just like that... her ears fell off.

[BRAD]

After a relaxing bath... Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror.

Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her.. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on GERD for help.

'GERD... If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to
you,' She prayed. And just like that... her ears fell off.

thats just wrong but funny as hell