Post some good jokes here!!!!

[Peelz]

rawr.... 

[dragonz]

wow.. nice ass.... he must work out!

Hefe, you can have the guy :-)

[dragonz]

BTW, I posted several pages of naked women in the anything goes section a while ago. Several of them have had only 1 view. The most only 6-7.
Think good porn is clearly wasted on you lot.
Bet you'd all go look if someone posted a little guy on guy action................

[Peelz]

I really only troll RS at work.... no clicky da dirty stuff. 

[dragonz]

thats alright peelz
I only post the tasteful stuff, & no sheep pics, so you should be able to stay in mantrol...............

[Colorado700R]

Actual newspaper headlines....

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Stud Tires Out

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

[Geo]

[Krandall]

A guy is walking down the street when he trips over an old oil lamp. As he picks it up, a genie pops out and says, "I will grant you one wish."

The surprised man says, "I want to live in a mansion in Hawaii, but I am afraid of boats and planes, so I want there to be a bridge from the mainland to the island."

The genie sighs, "That's too much work. I'm sorry, but I can't make it happen."

The man says, "Fine, then I want to understand women."

The genie replies, "Would you like two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"

[Colorado700R]

[Colorado700R]

Three old guys are sitting around complaining. The first guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I almost cut my ear off." The second guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I ate breakfast today, I spilled half my coffee on my toast." The third guy says, "My hands shake so bad that the last time I went to pee I came taking my cock out."

[Colorado700R]

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see a well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang, so she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr.Chang then said, "OK,now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my GERD, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

[Krandall]

"I like the idea of a birth control pill for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest."

[Krandall]

Q: What has six boobs and five teeth?

A: The night shift at Waffle House.

[Krandall]

Two old men were sitting on a park bench discussing their love lives. One told the other, "I had sex with a 30-year-old three times last night!"

"Wow," his friend said, "you must be using that Viagra."

"Nope," the man replied, "I know a secret: wheat bread. Eat lots of it and you can make love for hours.

The second man dashed off to the nearest grocery store and bought eight loaves of wheat bread. At the checkout counter the cashier said, "That's a lot of bread. It will prob-ably get hard before you're done eating it all."

"Well, I'll be damned," the man said. "Does everybody know about this but me?"

[Krandall]

A doctor was giving a lecture on healthy eating habits to the residents of a local nursing home. "Most foods we put in our stomachs are terrible," he explained. "Red meat causes heart disease, other meats are too fatty, and soda corrodes your stomach lining. Can anyone guess which food causes grief and suffering even years later?"

After several seconds, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and said, "wedding cake?"