Post some good jokes here!!!!

[Magz]

I found the Avatar script..........

[Magz]

on a lighter note.... I read that a lot of people are feeling suicidal after realizeing Pandora is not real.
seriously you can't make this stuff up.......http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/11/avatar.movie.blues/index.html

[Krandall]

wow... fricken losers.

[dragonz]

wow... no fricken way! :'( What losers would go telling people that!
Of course she's real.

Delusional???
You go figure it out

[Krandall]

Dragonz. No one invited you in..

[dragonz]

Dragonz. No one invited you in..

WTF are yew gonna do about it
Wanna be careful that my size 12 steel caps don't catch you somewhere tender as you leave

[Krandall]

A CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a tight 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.

"What's the idea in writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."

Jenkins was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."

[Magz]

This one is dedicated to my little buddy peels. Text I got.

Hey don't forget to list your MOUTH on you 2009 tax return. I heard it got a lot of work this year. Just file it under "Earned in-Cum". 

[Peelz]

Hey don't forget to list your MOUTH on you 2009 tax return. I heard it got a lot of work this year. Just file it under "Earned in-Cum". 

how much did this net you on your return?

[Krandall]

one for peelio

An English teacher at the local university spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students' written work. She wasn't sure how much of an impact she was having until one overly busy day when she was sitting at her desk, rubbing her temples.

A student asked: "What's the matter, Ms. Dalton?"

"Tense," she replied, describing her emotional state.

After a slight pause the student tried again: "What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter...?"

[Peelz]

cute

[Spider/Paleface513]

[Spider/Paleface513]

 A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra. Mother asks "why?" He replies, "isn't tht what u give dad when his shit won't get hard?"

[Peelz]

A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra. Mother asks "why?" He replies, "isn't tht what u give dad when his shit won't get hard?"

bwaaahaaahaaahaaahaaa nearly spit out my glass of water!

[Krandall]

ERMAHGERD!!!!!!