How much is your soul worth?

[socalrappy700]

So am I still the worst person here?  Someone has to be worth more then mine.

[Colorado700R]

You're the only Ogre on the site Shrek 

[NaturalRaptor]

I am close to the bottom at $136,090. 

[Flynbyu]

So am I still the worst person here?  Someone has to be worth more then mine.

Sasquatches bring a premium price.



~Brian

[Peelz]

So am I still the worst person here?  Someone has to be worth more then mine.

Sasquatches bring a premium price.



~Brian

they are rare, you pay for exclusivity.

[Flynbyu]

Well groomed, expect top dollar.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Well groomed, expect top dollar.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Well groomed, expect top dollar.

~Brian

That means no fleas.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Well groomed, expect top dollar.

~Brian

That means no fleas.

~Brian

get to pickin'

[Colorado700R]

Well groomed, expect top dollar.

~Brian

That means no fleas.

~Brian

I don't remember that being in the questions, maybe Satan over bid  

We'll send him to Brian for finacing  

[Flynbyu]

Lucifer is already here.

Apparently he has some credit issues after loosing some money in the housing market.



~Brian

[Peelz]

Well groomed, expect top dollar.

~Brian

That means no fleas.

~Brian

I don't remember that being in the questions, maybe Satan over bid  

We'll send him to Brian for finacing  

as long as he doesn't bring in his sexual predator registration card for proof of residence. That was hilarious.

[Flynbyu]

That guy has been back in our store twice now.

Everyone knows who he is since we passed his sexual predator notice around and the link from the OK Department of Corrections web site.

I've seen some weird shit in my 15 years in this business, and that is near the top.


~Brian

[Headrope]

If I'm such a bad person then why is my soul worth so much?  I have no idea why he would want me, I would just kick his ass to the curb and take over. 

Maybe it's not your soul he's after?

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[Colorado700R]

"Hey, Satan, you wanna FERK?"