Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume VIII

[exentix]

good mornin everyone

[darkside94]

new apple product
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


Dale Sinclair

Australia

mmm tits

3
im guessing the nipple is the volume knob the harder you twist the louder they get 

[kyledvor61]

new apple product
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


Dale Sinclair

Australia

mmm tits

3
im guessing the nipple is the volume knob the harder you twist the louder they get 

mmmmmm

[darkside94]

hey kyle your fz looks urghhhhhh ummm nice 
jk it looks good 

[kyledvor61]

hey kyle your fz looks urghhhhhh ummm nice 
jk it looks good 

thanks man. now if the f*ckin a-arm bolts can stay on it would be ok

[darkside94]

clear nail polish 

[darkside94]

soooo whats crackin people is there no one on but me 

[kyledvor61]

clear nail polish 

[exentix]

maybe he just got done painting his nails??

[kyledvor61]

maybe he just got done painting his nails??

i guess so


i love my yfz

[darkside94]

everytime a bolt came loose on my go cart (that i used to have before i broke the axle) i put clear nail polish on it when i didnt have any locktite but prolly a different story for an atv me and my dad use it for certain things for our guns too especially the scopes

[kyledvor61]

everytime a bolt came loose on my go cart (that i used to have before i broke the axle) i put clear nail polish on it when i didnt have any locktite but prolly a different story for an atv me and my dad use it for certain things for our guns too especially the scopes

of course you would have clear nail polish laying around.


The piece that fell off was where the top arm connects to the hubs, i didnt tighten it all the way and i forgot to put the key thingy in there. I was haulin ass sliding around a corner then bam my tire is pretty sideways

put it up on the jack stand and the tire was damn near horizantal that woulda sucked if i woulda gone off of a jump. Also about 10 minutes afterwards the postive battery cable mount broke in half so i fixed that.



its all good now

[darkside94]

of course i would
my mom paints her nails now shut up verne

[kyledvor61]

that almost makes up for the nail polish

almost.

[exentix]

  thats awesome