Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume VIII

[exentix]

shhhhhhhhhhhhh

F ck yea office season 2 is done downloading

haha you hit a curb with a viper, daddy will be pissed...

ive never watched the office, i heard its gay tho 

[dragonz]

In the tradition of Webb
Random Whore!!
(PG13 I promise)

wtf 
shes got more belly than shes got boobs 

You like this better then??

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[kyledvor61]

I got mine like 7 years ago. 

I still gots a few years



any ho's?

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Aug 15 1057

Macbeth is killed in the Battle of Lumphanan in Aberdeenshire. He had been king of Scotland for 17 years.

Aug 15 1935

Will Rogers, the most famous man in America, dies near Barrow, Alaska when his sea plane plunges into a lagoon. At the time, he and one-eyed aviator Wiley Post were surveying possible flight paths between Seattle and the Soviet Union.

Aug 15 1969

Woodstock begins on Max Yasgur's farm in upstate New York. Tickets are $18 for three days of counterculture musical acts, including Jimi Hendrix, The Who, and Sha-Na-Na.

Aug 15 1994

International terrorist Carlos the Jackal is jailed in France. The assassin was turned over by the Sudanese government after he checked into a Khartoum hospital for varicose vein surgery on one of his testicles.

Birthdays today...
1171 - King Alfonso IX of Leon (d. 1230)
1195 - Anthony of Padua, Portuguese saint (d. 1231)
1432 - Luigi Pulci, Italian poet (d. 1484)
1575 - Bartol Kašić, Croatian writer and linguist (d. 1650)
1613 - Gilles Ménage, French scholar (d. 1692)
1717 - Blind Jack, English roadbuilder (d. 1810)
1740 - Matthias Claudius, German poet (d. 1815)
1769 - Napoleon Bonaparte, Emperor of the French (d. 1821)
1771 - Sir Walter Scott, Scottish novelist and poet (d. 1832)
1785 - Thomas De Quincey, English author (d. 1859)
1813 - Jules Grévy, 2nd President of the French Third Republic (d. 1891)
1844 - Thomas-Alfred Bernier, Canadian journalist and politician (d. 1908)
1856 - Ivan Franko, Ukrainian writer (d. 1916)
1857 - Albert Ballin, German shipping tycoon (d. 1918)
1858 - E. Nesbit, English author (d. 1924)
1859 - Charles Comiskey, American baseball owner (d. 1931)
1860 - Henrietta Vinton Davis, American elocutionist (d. 1941)
1860 - Florence Harding, American First Lady (d. 1924)
1863 - Alexei Krylov, Russian engineer and mathematician (d. 1945)
1865 - Usui Mikao, founder of Reiki (d. 1926)
1872 - Sri Aurobindo, Indian writer and philosopher (d. 1950)
1875 - Samuel Coleridge-Taylor, English composer (d. 1912)
1878 - Pyotr Nikolayevich Wrangel, Russian counter-revolutionary (d. 1928)
1879 - Ethel Barrymore, American actress (d. 1959)
1881 - Alfred Wagenknecht, German-born American activist (d. 1956)
1883 - Ivan Meštrović, Croatian sculptor (d. 1962)
1885 - Edna Ferber, American novelist (d. 1968)
1886 - Bill Whitty, Australian cricketer (d. 1974)
1890 - Elizabeth Bolden, American Supercentenarian (d. 2006)
1890 - Jacques Ibert, French composer (d. 1962)
1892 - Louis, 7th duc de Broglie, French physicist, Nobel Prize Laureate (d. 1987)
1893 - Leslie Comrie, New Zealand astronomer and computing pioneer (d. 1950)
1896 - Gerty Cori, Austrian-born biochemist, Nobel Prize Laureate (d. 1957)
1896 - Catherine Doherty, Russian-born Canadian activist (d. 1985)
1896 - Paul Outerbridge, American photographer (d. 1958)
1896 - Leon Theremin, Russian inventor (d. 1993)
1898 - Jan Brzechwa, Polish poet (d. 1966)
1901 - Pyotr Sergeyevich Novikov, Russian mathematician (d. 1975)
1909 - Hugo Winterhalter, American composer and bandleader (d. 1973)
1910 - Signe Hasso, Swedish actress (d. 2002)
1912 - Julia Child, American cook (d. 2004)
1912 - Dame Wendy Hiller, English actress (d. 2003)
1914 - Paul Rand, American graphic designer (d. 1996)
1916 - Aleks Çaçi, Albanian writer
1917 - Jack Lynch, fourth Taoiseach (d. 1999)
1917 - Oscar Romero, El Salvador Roman catholic priest (d. 1980)
1919 - Huntz Hall, American actor (d. 1999)
1919 - Benedict Kiely, Irish author
1922 - Lukas Foss, German-born composer
1923 - Rose Marie, American actress
1924 - Robert Bolt, English playwright and screenwriter (d. 1995)
1925 - Mike Connors, American actor
1925 - Oscar Peterson, Canadian jazz pianist (d. 2007)
1925 - Bill Pinkney, baritone singer (d. 2007)
1926 - Costis Stephanopoulos, Greek politician
1927 - Eddie Leadbeater, England cricketer
1928 - Nicolas Roeg, English film director
1930 - Ageeda Paavel, Estonian freedom fighter
1933 - Bobby Helms, American pop singer (d. 1997)
1933 - Jim Lange, American game show host
1934 - Bobby Byrd, American soul/funk singer (d. 2007)
1934 - Nino Ferrer, French-Italian singer (d. 1998)
1934 - Reginald Scarlett, West Indian cricketer
1935 - Jim Dale, English actor
1935 - Vernon Jordan Jr., American presidential advisor
1935 - Lionel Taylor, American football player
1938 - Maxine Waters, American politician
1938 - Janusz A. Zajdel, Polish writer
1940 - Gudrun Ensslin, German terrorist
1940 - Rita Shane, American soprano
1942 - Larry Hartsell, American martial arts instructor (d. 2007)
1943 - María Rojo, Mexican actress and politician
1944 - Linda Ellerbee, American journalist
1944 - Tom Murphy, American politician
1944 - Dimitris Sioufas, Greek lawyer and politician
1944 - Sylvie Vartan, Bulgarian pop singer
1945 - Begum Khaleda Zia, Bangladeshi politician
1945 - Gene Upshaw, American NFL executive
1946 - Tony Robinson, English actor and television presenter
1946 - Jimmy Webb, American musician and composer
1947 - Raakhee Gulzar, Indian actress
1947 - Jenny Hanley, British TV presenter
1948 - Uschi Digard, American pornographic actress and model
1948 - Patsy Gallant, Canadian pop singer
1948 - George Ryton, British engineer
1949 - Richard Deacon, Welsh sculptor
1949 - Beverly Lynn Burns,first woman captain in the world on the boeing 747.
1950 - Tommy Aldridge, American musician
1950 - The Princess Anne, Princess Royal of the United Kingdom
1950 - Tom Kelly, American baseball manager
1951 - Daba Diawara, Malian politician
1951 - Bobby Caldwell, American singer and musician
1951 - Ann Biderman, American film and television writer
1951 - John Childs, England cricketer
1951 - Ranjan Gunatilleke, Sri Lankan cricketer
1954 - Mary Jo Salter, American poet
1956 - Lorraine Desmarais, French-Canadian jazz pianist and composer
1957 - Željko Ivanek, Slovenian-American actor
1958 - Victor Shenderovich, Russian satirist
1958 - Craig MacTavish, Canadian ice hockey player/coach
1958 - Rondell Sheridan, American actor and comedian
1961 - Ed Gillespie, American White House counsel to George W. Bush
1962 - Tom Colicchio, American chef
1963 - Alejandro González Iñárritu, Mexican film director
1963 - Jack Russell, England cricketer
1964 - Melinda French Gates, American wife of Bill Gates
1964 - Debi Mazar, American actress
1965 - Rob Thomas, American writer
1966 - Scott Brosius, American baseball player
1966 - Shirley Kwan, Hong Kong singer
1967 - Peter Hermann American actor
1968 - Debra Messing, American actress
1969 - Kevin Cheng, Hong Kong actor and singer
1970 - Anthony Anderson, American comedian and actor
1970 - Maddie Corman, American actress
1970 - Ben Silverman, American TV executive
1972 - Ben Affleck, American actor
1972 - Chris Morrissey, American film director/actor
1974 - Natasha Henstridge, Canadian actress
1975 - Kara Wolters, American basketball player
1975 - Bertrand Berry, American football player
1975 - Brendan Morrison, Canadian hockey player
1975 - Vijay Bharadwaj, Indian cricketer
1976 - Boudewijn Zenden, Dutch football player
1977 - Nicole Paggi, American actress
1977 - Igor Cassina, Italian gymnast
1977 - Martin Biron, Canadian ice hockey goaltender
1978 - Tim Foreman, American bassist (Switchfoot)
1978 - Lilia Podkopayeva, Ukrainian gymnast
1978 - Stavros Tziortziopoulos, Greek footballer
1978 - Kerri Walsh, American beach volleyball player
1979 - Carl Edwards, American NASCAR driver
1980 - Nathalie Press, English actress
1981 - Brendan Hansen, American swimmer
1981 - Oliver Perez, American baseball player
1981 - Song Ji-hyo, South Korean actress
1982 - Casey Burgener, American weightlifter
1989 - Belinda, Mexican singer
1989 - Tiffanie Anderson, American singer, dancer
1989 - Joe Jonas, American singer from the Jonas Brothers

Famous deaths...
423 - Flavius Honorius, Western Roman Emperor (b. 384)
778 - Roland, Frankish commander
1038 - King Stephen I of Hungary
1040 - King Duncan I of Scotland
1057 - King Macbeth of Scotland
1118 - Alexius I Comnenus, Byzantine Emperor (b. 1048)
1196 - Conrad II, Duke of Swabia (b. 1173)
1274 - Robert de Sorbon, French theologian and founder of the Sorbonne (b. 1201)
1369 - Philippa of Hainault, Queen consort of Edward III of England
1528 - Odet de Foix, Vicomte de Lautrec, French military leader (b. 1485)
1552 - Hermann of Wied, German Catholic archbishop (b. 1477)
1621 - John Barclay, Scottish writer (b. 1582)
1666 - Johann Adam Schall von Bell, German Jesuit missionary (b. 1591)
1714 - Constantin Brâncoveanu, Prince of Wallachia (b. 1654)
1728 - Marin Marais, French composer and viol player (b. 1656)
1758 - Pierre Bouguer, French mathematician (b. 1698)
1799 - Giuseppe Parini, Italian poet (b. 1729)
1852 - Johan Gadolin, Finnish scientist (b. 1760)
1880 - Adelaide Neilson, English Actress (b. 1848)
1907 - Joseph Joachim, Austrian violinist (b. 1831)
1909 - Euclides da Cunha, Brazilian writer and sociologist (b. 1866)
1917 - Thomas J. Higgins, decorated Union Army soldier (b. 1831)
1925 - Konrad Mägi, Estonian artist (b. 1878)
1935 - Wiley Post, American pilot (airplane crash) (b. 1898)
1935 - Will Rogers, American humorist and actor (airplane crash) (b. 1879)
1936 - Grazia Deledda, Italian writer, Nobel Prize Laureate (b. 1871)
1945 - Korechika Anami, Japanese War Minister (b. 1887)
1951 - Artur Schnabel, Polish pianist (b. 1882)
1953 - Ludwig Prandtl, German physicist (b. 1875)
1959 - Blind Willie McTell, American singer (b. 1901)
1962 - Lei Feng, Chinese revolutionary (b. 1940)
1967 - René Magritte, Belgian painter (b. 1898)
1971 - Paul Lukas, Hungarian-born actor (b. 1887)
1975 - Sheikh Mujibur Rahman, President of Bangladesh (b. 1920)
1975 - Clay Shaw, alleged John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracist & businessman (b. 1913)
1982 - Hugo Theorell, Swedish scientist, Nobel Prize Laureate (b. 1903)
1990 - Viktor Tsoi, Russian musician (b. 1962)
1995 - John Cameron Swayze, American journalist (b. 1906)
1999 - Sir Hugh Casson, British architect and artist (b. 1910)
2001 - Richard Chelimo, Kenyan athlete (b. 1972)
2003 - Gösta Sundqvist, Finnish songwriter and singer (heart attack) (b. 1957)
2004 - Semiha Berksoy, first Turkish opera singer (b. 1910)
2004 - Sune Bergström, Swedish biochemist, Nobel Prize Laureate (b. 1916)
2004 - Amarsinh Chaudhary, Indian politician (b. 1941)
2006 - Te Atairangi Kaahu, Māori queen (b. 1931)
2007 - John Gofman, American Manhattan Project scientist and advocate (b. 1918)
2007 - Geoffrey Orbell, New Zealand bush walker (b. 1908)

Holidays and observances...
VJ Day / VP Day
India – Independence Day (from the United Kingdom, 1947).
Egypt – Flooding of the Nile Day.
Italy, Ferragosto, remembrance of an ancient Roman holiday in honor of Augustus (Feriae Augusti).
Korea – Gwangbokjeol (Liberation Day).
Tuva – Naadym.
Costa Rica– Mother's Day.
Eastern Orthodoxy – Feast of the Dormition of the Theotokos, the commemoration of the death of Mary, the mother of Jesus.
Feast day of the Assumption of Mary, the mother of Jesus, Holy Day of Obligation. Public Holiday in: Austria, Belgium, Benin, Burundi, Cameroon, Chile, Côte d'Ivoire, Croatia, Cyprus, East Timor, France, Greece, Guatemala, India, Italy, Lebanon, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Mauritius, Poland, Portugal, Seychelles, Slovenia, Spain and Switzerland.
National Acadian Day

Have a great Friday.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Aug 15 1969

Woodstock begins on Max Yasgur's farm in upstate New York. Tickets are $18 for three days of counterculture musical acts, including Jimi Hendrix, The Who, and Sha-Na-Na.


Jimi Hendrix rocks, but I bet he kicks ass High. 

[Peelz]

what's shakin' bacons? Busy here. At work and on call at night.    Ready for a nap.

[Krandall]

what's shakin' bacons? Busy here. At work and on call at night.    Ready for a nap.

you guys busy while on call?

We're really hit or miss while on call, I've gone a full week w/out getting paged.

[who else but rk]

shhhhhhhhhhhhh

F ck yea office season 2 is done downloading

haha you hit a curb with a viper, daddy will be pissed...

ive never watched the office, i heard its gay tho 

lol just cause i hit a curb on the raptor dont mean i hit every fucking curb i go.

the office is hilarious, but so far season 1 was alot better then 2

[exentix]

shhhhhhhhhhhhh

F ck yea office season 2 is done downloading

haha you hit a curb with a viper, daddy will be pissed...

ive never watched the office, i heard its gay tho 

lol just cause i hit a curb on the raptor dont mean i hit every F cking curb i go.

the office is hilarious, but so far season 1 was alot better then 2

i kno im just pickin on ya...


any ho's here 

[Krandall]

shhhhhhhhhhhhh

F ck yea office season 2 is done downloading

haha you hit a curb with a viper, daddy will be pissed...

ive never watched the office, i heard its gay tho 

lol just cause i hit a curb on the raptor dont mean i hit every F cking curb i go.

the office is hilarious, but so far season 1 was alot better then 2

Wait till you watch Season 3!!!!

Office is the only show I make sure I'm home for to watch. :grin_nod:

[who else but rk]

" your a jerk"
"well i dont know about that"

[preddy08]

shhhhhhhhhhhhh

F ck yea office season 2 is done downloading

haha you hit a curb with a viper, daddy will be pissed...

ive never watched the office, i heard its gay tho 

lol just cause i hit a curb on the raptor dont mean i hit every F cking curb i go.

the office is hilarious, but so far season 1 was alot better then 2

Wait till you watch Season 3!!!!

Office is the only show I make sure I'm home for to watch. :grin_nod:

I can't get into that show. I have watched a couple of episodes, and wanted to shoot myself in the foot.

I love that since of humor, but there must be something I'm missing.

[Krandall]

" your a jerk"
"well i dont know about that"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7PHL4HXm1o


"ooh... Dicepline... Kinky"

[who else but rk]

  how did i kno the first one was gonna be that 

[Krandall]

how did i kno the first one was gonna be that 

Bears Beats BattleStar Galactica :rofl:a