Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume VIII

[Colorado700R]

yikes, yeah at least install the dukes of hazzard horn for next time.

[UncleBeaner]

i have one, but was not planning it so it scared the crap out of me

[Colorado700R]

i have one, but was not planning it so it scared the crap out of me

sure you didn't.....


told Manders to "hold my beer and watch this shit" didn't you??

[UncleBeaner]

no beer, and no manders trying to get her jeep done for sat

[kyledvor61]

beaner we laid down some serious whoring last night

[UncleBeaner]

why what do you mean?

[kyledvor61]

why what do you mean?

we were whorin

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Aug 13 1521

After an 80-day siege, Spanish conquistador Hernando Cortés captures Tenochtitlan, capital of the Aztec Empire. When the Spaniards fail to discover Montezuma's treasure, they torture Cuauhtemoc by pouring hot oil over his feet. The emperor responds by asking, "Am I on a bed of roses?" They hang him three years later.

Aug 13 1926

Fidel Castro is born on his father's 23,000-acre sugar cane plantation near Biran, Cuba.

Aug 13 1942

Walt Disney's Bambi premieres in New York City.

Aug 13 1986

11 Mexican peace officers abduct DEA special agent Victor Cortez, Jr. along with an informant. The two are taken to a Guadalajara police station, where the men are beaten and tortured for four hours in an attempt to extract the names of other American drug enforcement agents operating in Mexico. The pair are freed only after Cortez's superior somehow arrives at the station and demands their immediate release.

Birthdays today...
582 - Arnulf of Metz, French bishop and saint (d. 640)
1311 - King Alfonso XI of Castile and Leon (d. 1350)
1584 - Theophilus Howard, 2nd Earl of Suffolk, English politician (d. 1640)
1625 - Rasmus Bartholin, Danish physician, mathematician, and physicist (d. 1698)
1662 - Charles Seymour, 6th Duke of Somerset, English politician (d. 1748)
1666 - William Wotton, English scholar (d. 1727)
1700 - Heinrich, count von Brühl, German statesman (d. 1763)
1717 - Louis François I, Prince of Conti, French military leader (d. 1776)
1752 - Marie Caroline of Austria, queen of the Two Sicilies (d. 1814)
1764 - Louis Baraguey d'Hilliers, French general (d. 1816)
1790 - William Wentworth, Australian explorer and politician (d. 1872)
1792 - Adelaide of Saxe-Meiningen, Queen consort of William IV of the United Kingdom (d. 1849)
1803 - Vladimir Odoevsky, Russian philosopher and writer (d. 1869)
1814 - Anders Jonas Ångström, Swedish physicist (d. 1874)
1818 - Lucy Stone, American suffragette (d. 1893)
1819 - George Gabriel Stokes, Irish physicist (d. 1903)
1820 - Sir George Grove, English music historian (d. 1900)
1823 - Goldwin Smith, English-born historian and journalist (d. 1910)
1841 - Johnny Mullagh, Australian First Class cricketer (d. 1891)
1851 - Felix Adler, German-born educator (d. 1933)
1860 - Annie Oakley, American sharpshooter (d. 1926)
1866 - Giovanni Agnelli, Italian industrialist (d. 1945)
1872 - Richard Willstätter, German chemist, Nobel Prize Laureate (d. 1942)
1879 - John Ireland, English composer (d. 1962)
1884 - Harry Dean, England cricketer (d. 1957)
1887 - Julius Freed, American inventor and banker (d. 1952)
1888 - John Logie Baird, Scottish television pioneer (d. 1946)
1888 - Gleb W. Derujinsky, Russian-American sculptor (d. 1975)
1889 - Camillien Houde, Quebec politician, mayor of Montreal (d. 1958)
1890 - Ellen Osiier, Danish Olympic champion fencer (d. 1962)
1895 - Bert Lahr, American actor (d. 1967)
1899 - Alfred Hitchcock, English film director (d. 1980)
1902 - Felix Wankel, German engineer and inventor (d. 1988)
1904 - Charles 'Buddy' Rogers, American actor (d. 1999)
1907 - Sir Basil Spence, Scottish architect (d. 1976)
1908 - Gene Raymond, American actor (d. 1998)
1911 - William Bernbach, Famous Advertiser (d. 1982)
1912 - Ben Hogan, American golfer (d. 1997)
1912 - Salvador Luria, Italian-born biologist, Nobel Prize Laureate (d. 1991)
1913 - Fred Davis, English snooker player (d. 1998)
1913 - Makarios III, Archbishop and first President of Cyprus (d.1977)
1914 - Luis Mariano, Basque operetta singer (d. 1970)
1917 - Sid Gordon, American baseball player (d. 1975)
1918 - Frederick Sanger, English chemist, Nobel Prize Laureate
1919 - Rex Humbard, American television evangelist (d. 2007)
1919 - Sir George Shearing, British jazz pianist
1920 - Neville Brand, American actor (d. 1992)
1926 - Fidel Castro, Cuban revolutionary and politician
1930 - Don Ho, American musician (d. 2007)
1930 - Bernard Manning, English comedian (d. 2007)
1930 - Wilmer David Mizell, American baseball player (d. 1999)
1933 - Doctor Joycelyn Elders, American physician, 15th Surgeon General of the United States
1935 - Mudcat Grant, American baseball player
1935 - Rod Hull, British television entertainer (d. 1999)
1938 - Dave "Baby" Cortez, American pop keyboardist
1940 - Tony Cloninger, American baseball player
1941 - Erin Fleming, Canadian actress (d. 2003)
1944 - Divina Galica, British athlete and racing driver
1944 - Kevin Tighe, American actor
1945 - Lars Engqvist, Swedish politician
1945 - Robin Jackman, England cricketer
1947 - Margareta Winberg, Swedish politician
1948 - Kathleen Battle, American soprano
1949 - Bobby Clarke, Canadian ice hockey player
1951 - Dan Fogelberg, American singer/songwriter (d. 2007)
1952 - Herb Ritts, American photographer (d. 2004)
1954 - Nico Assumpção, Brazilian bass player (d. 2001)
1955 - Keith Ahlers, British racing driver
1955 - Hideo Fukuyama, Japanese racing driver
1955 - Paul Greengrass, English film director
1958 - Fergal Sharkey, musician
1958 - Sgt. First Class Randall Shughart, Medal of Honor recipient (d. 1993)
1959 - Danny Bonaduce, American actor
1959 - Tom Niedenfuer, American baseball player
1959 - Bruce French, England cricketer
1960 - Phil "The Power" Taylor, English darts player
1960 - Koji Kondo, Japanese composer
1961 - Dawnn Lewis, American actress
1961 - Stuart Maconie, English music writer and broadcaster
1961 - Tom Perrotta, American novelist
1961 - Sunil Shetty, Indian Actor, Producer
1961 - Neil Mallender, England cricketer
1963 - John Slattery, American actor
1963 - Sridevi, Indian actress
1964 - Jay Buhner, American baseball player
1964 - Hank Cheyne, American actor
1965 - Hayato Matsuo, Japanese composer
1966 - Shayne Corson, Canadian ice hockey player
1967 - Amélie Nothomb, Belgian writer
1969 - Midori Ito, Japanese figure skater
1970 - Will Clarke, American novelist
1970 - Elvis Grbac, American football player
1970 - Matt Hyson, American professional wrestler
1970 - Alan Shearer, English footballer
1971 - Moritz Bleibtreu, German actor
1971 - Patrick Carpentier, Quebec race car driver
1971 - Rolando Molina, Salvadoran-born actor
1972 - Kevin Plank, American entrepreneur (Under Armour)
1973 - Brittany Andrews, American pornographic actress
1973 - Molly Henneberg, American journalist
1973 - Eric Medlen, American drag racer and rodeo star (d. 2007)
1974 - Jarrod Washburn, American baseball player
1975 - Shoaib Akhtar, Pakistani cricketer
1975 - Joe Perry, English snooker player
1975 - Marty Turco, Canadian ice hockey player
1977 - Michael Klim, Australian swimmer
1978 - Benjani Mwaruwari, Zimbabwean footballer
1979 - Román Colón, Dominican baseball player
1979 - Corey Patterson, American baseball player
1979 - Taizō Sugimura, Japanese politician
1982 - Shani Davis, American speed skater
1983 - Ales Hemsky, Czech ice hockey player
1983 - Ľubomír Michalík, Slovakian footballer
1983 - Sebastian Stan, Romanian-born actor
1984 - Niko Kranjčar, Croatian footballer
1984 - Boone Logan, American baseball player
1984 - Heath Pearce, American soccer player
1984 - Baby Blue, American rapper (Pretty Ricky)
1986 - Joseph Lapira, American soccer player
1992 - Katharine Close, Scripps National Spelling Bee champion
1992 - Ben Madden, Australian Olympic swimmer

Famous deaths...
586 - Radegund, wife of Clotaire I
900 - Zwentibold, last King of Lotharingia (b. 870)
1134 - Piroska of Hungary, Empress consort of John II Comnenus
1382 - Eleanor of Aragon, wife of John I of Castile (b. 1358)
1523 - Gerard David, Flemish painter
1617 - Johann Jakob Grynaeus, Swiss Protestant clergyman (b. 1540)
1667 - Jeremy Taylor, Irish author and bishop (b. 1613)
1686 - Louis Maimbourg, French-born historian (b. 1610)
1721 - Jacques Lelong, French bibliographer (b. 1665)
1744 - John Cruger, Dutch-born Mayor of New York (b. 1678)
1749 - Johann Elias Schlegel, German critic and poet (b. 1719)
1755 - Francesco Durante, Italian composer (b. 1684)
1826 - René Laënnec, French physician (b. 1781)
1863 - Eugène Delacroix, French painter (b. 1798)
1865 - Ignaz Semmelweis, Austro-Hungarian physician (b. 1818)
1910 - Florence Nightingale, English nurse (b. 1820)
1912 - Jules Massenet, French composer (b. 1842)
1917 - Eduard Buchner, German chemist, Nobel Prize Laureate (b. 1860)
1937 - Arthur Plunkett, Australian civil engineer (b. unknown)
1946 - H. G. Wells, English writer (b. 1866)
1948 - Elaine Hammerstein, American actress (b. 1897)
1958 - Otto Witte, acrobat and King of Albania (b. 1868)
1965 - Ikeda Hayato, Prime Minister of Japan (b. 1899)
1982 - Joe Tex, American singer and songwriter (b. 1933)
1984 - Tigran Petrosian, Soviet/Armenian chess player (b. 1929)
1989 - Tim Richmond, American race car driver (b. 1955)
1989 - Larkin Smith, U.S. Representative from Mississippi (b. 1944)
1991 - Jack Ryan, American designer (Barbie) (b. 1926)
1995 - Jan Křesadlo, Czech-born writer (b. 1926)
1995 - Mickey Mantle, American baseball player (b. 1931)
1996 - António de Spínola, Portuguese general and politician, 15th President of Portugal (b. 1910)
1996 - David Tudor, American pianist and composer (b. 1926)
1998 - Nino Ferrer, French-Italian singer and composer (b. 1934)
1998 - Julien Green, American novelist (b. 1900)
1999 - Jaime Garzón, Colombian journalist and comedian, murdered (b. 1960)
2000 - Nazia Hassan, Pakistani pop singer (b. 1965)
2001 - Otto Stuppacher, Austrian racing driver (b. 1947)
2003 - Ed Townsend, American songwriter and producer (b. 1929)
2004 - Julia Child, American chef and television personality (b. 1912)
2005 - David Lange, 32nd Prime Minister of New Zealand (b. 1942)
2006 - Tony Jay, English actor (b. 1933)
2006 - Payao Poontarat, Thai Olympic boxer (b. 1957)
2007 - Brian Adams, aka Demolition Crush, American professional wrestler (b. 1964)
2007 - Brooke Astor, American philanthropist (b. 1902)
2007 - Yone Minagawa, Japanese woman, oldest person (114) (b. 1893)
2007 - Phil Rizzuto, American baseball player and sportscaster (b. 1917)

Holidays and observances...
Roman festivals - Vertumnalia in honor of Vertumnus and Diana, on the Aventine hill.
International Lefthanders Day.
Laos - Lao Issara, Day of the Free Laos.
In Brazil, Friday 13 August (agosto) is considered to be especially filled with sorrow (desgosto).

Have a great Wednesday.

~Brian

[exentix]

good morning ho's

[who else but rk]

Today in history...



Birthdays today...
1992- RK!!!!!!!!r


Have a great Wednesday.

~Brian

:grin_nod:

[Colorado700R]

Today in history...



Birthdays today...
1992- RK!!!!!!!!r


Have a great Wednesday.

~Brian

:grin_nod:

Happy Birthday RK 


Can't believe you were born the year I graduated HS 

[socalrappy700]

Happy birthday RK.

Sorry I'm late.  Didn't set an alarm.

[Peelz]

Today in history...



Birthdays today...
1992- RK!!!!!!!!r


Have a great Wednesday.

~Brian

:grin_nod:

Happy Birthday RK 


Can't believe you were born the year I graduated HS 

happy b-day rk

[who else but rk]

maybe im your secret kid then colorodo 

thanks guys, im going to a new track today. i cant wait

[socalrappy700]

I hope daddy isn't buying it for you.