Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume VIII

[who else but rk]

maybe it seems like that but there not. actually the ktms are bigger. there big bikes

wanna hear something shitty? i gota bent fu#cking subframe. i have no idea how to bend it back

[kyledvor61]

no wonder he think the yfz is torquey his feet cant even touch the foot pegs so the bike just slings him all around  
and that also explains why his face was in his gfs boobs  

im short and she was tall, perfect

exentix its only 10:30 here you homo

[exentix]

haha kyle thats hilarious! im like MAYBE an inch shorter than my dad and like 2-3 taller than my mom...


dam you kyle im not a homo! i have a gf so no i wont go out with you 

[kyledvor61]

maybe it seems like that but there not. actually the ktms are bigger. there big bikes

wanna hear something shitty? i gota bent fu#cking subframe. i have no idea how to bend it back

ill have to sit on them when we go the dealership next.


how the f*ck do you bend a subframe on a new ktm?!?!

[darkside94]

dude if you are 5' you not up to my chest your up to my......
well um ass crack  
im 14 but already 5'10

[kyledvor61]

haha kyle thats hilarious! im like MAYBE an inch shorter than my dad and like 2-3 taller than my mom...


dam you kyle im not a homo! i have a gf so no i wont go out with you 

yea its pretty funny yet sad at the same time

gotta marry a tall girl so maybe theres a chance

chirs told me to start hinting to see if you were or not since he was to skeered to ask you himself

[kyledvor61]

dude if you are 5' you not up to my chest your up to my......
well um ass crack  
im 14 but already 5'10

damn thats like what rk probably was

[who else but rk]

maybe it seems like that but there not. actually the ktms are bigger. there big bikes

wanna hear something shitty? i gota bent fu#cking subframe. i have no idea how to bend it back

ill have to sit on them when we go the dealership next.


how the f*ck do you bend a subframe on a new ktm?!?!

bike flipped over me lol. i got my ass kicked

[kyledvor61]

maybe it seems like that but there not. actually the ktms are bigger. there big bikes

wanna hear something shitty? i gota bent fu#cking subframe. i have no idea how to bend it back

ill have to sit on them when we go the dealership next.


how the f*ck do you bend a subframe on a new ktm?!?!

bike flipped over me lol. i got my ass kicked

thats pretty awesome when mine was bent i just put a long ass screwdriver on the bent down side and bent it back up. good as new

[exentix]

haha im only like 5'6"-7" but im taller than half my family, and im short for 16...


kyle you say that name one more time i kill you...   i cant stand him anymore

[kyledvor61]

haha im only like 5'6"-7" but im taller than half my family, and im short for 16...


kyle you say that name one more time i kill you...   i cant stand him anymore

its ok you wont be able to catch me

is he douchetastic or something?

[darkside94]

douchetastic.... brilliant 

[exentix]

he just makes me very angry... first off he hits on every one of his friends gf's (with the exception of mine, he knows better- even tho i have the hottest gf  ) and thinks its ok... my cuz claims he doesnt like him either, but yet they still hang out  ... really hes never done anything to me for me not to like him but hes done enough to my family for me not to want to talk to him...

and yes douchetastic is a dam good word for it 

[kyledvor61]

that sounds pretty vaginal spongy to me

[exentix]

haha yea you could say that i guess... he made out with his best friends gf and then they hung out the next day and his friend knew about it and didnt confront him... and he calls my cuz's gf his sister  thats a little too close imo