Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume VIII

[preddy08]

We are selling a van to a family of fat asses.

We had to throw in FOUR seatbelt extenders.

No shit.

~Brian

LOL, that funny shit! I hope its a 2500.

Nope, it's a mini van!!!!

~Brian

Cough, cough, in my best singing voice. " Fat family in a little van"


LOL, never fails. Fat people in little cars. Hey fat people little cars dont make you look little. My brother has a buddy thats pushin 400 and refuses to own anything other than a three cylinder Ford Festevias. Hes had 4 of them, hummmm wonder why?

[BRAD]

Whats happenin guys?

[Flynbyu]

Festiva?



~Brian

[preddy08]

Festiva?



~Brian

Oh, close enough. You get the point.

[Colorado700R]

We are selling a van to a family of fat asses.

We had to throw in FOUR seatbelt extenders.

No shit.

~Brian

LOL, that funny shit! I hope its a 2500.

Nope, it's a mini van!!!!

~Brian

Cough, cough, in my best singing voice. " Fat family in a little van"


LOL, never fails. Fat people in little cars. Hey fat people little cars dont make you look little. My brother has a buddy thats pushin 400 and refuses to own anything other than a three cylinder Ford Festevias. Hes had 4 of them, hummmm wonder why?

The clown car trick just isn't the same with only four people 

[Flynbyu]

Festiva?



~Brian

Oh, close enough. You get the point.

No, I'm laughing at the fact this guys is in a Festiva, not your spelling! I didn't notice that!



~Brian

[Peelz]

We are selling a van to a family of fat asses.

We had to throw in FOUR seatbelt extenders.

No shit.

~Brian

funniest thing I have read today. You do get a good cross section of our society by working at a dealership.  
I left the biggest shop in town to go work for a  new one opening up. It was JD Byrider. (before I knew what they were, wouldn't have done so otherwise). I saw some winners while I was working there.  :grin_nod: Saw one guy take a hay bale out of his trade and put it right in the car he bought. An escort wagon. Or a guy who was well into the high 400 lb range buy a sunbird convertible, then return for service twice because he broke the seat.    It was hilarious to watch him get in and out of it, though.

[NaturalRaptor]

We are selling a van to a family of fat asses.

We had to throw in FOUR seatbelt extenders.

No shit.

~Brian

funniest thing I have read today. You do get a good cross section of our society by working at a dealership.  
I left the biggest shop in town to go work for a  new one opening up. It was JD Byrider. (before I knew what they were, wouldn't have done so otherwise). I saw some winners while I was working there.  :grin_nod: Saw one guy take a hay bale out of his trade and put it right in the car he bought. An escort wagon. Or a guy who was well into the high 400 lb range buy a sunbird convertible, then return for service twice because he broke the seat.    It was hilarious to watch him get in and out of it, though.

The hay bale is too funny!        Where was this?

[Flynbyu]

We have traded for some crazy shit.

We had a guy not long ago that wanted to trade in his big sat dish in his backyard......He thought it ought to be worth around $750 since he paid $1500 for it 20 years ago.

I said "Sir, have you seen the size of the dishes they make now?" "The large ones are worth $5 per pound at the scrap yard."



~Brian

[Peelz]

We are selling a van to a family of fat asses.

We had to throw in FOUR seatbelt extenders.

No shit.

~Brian

funniest thing I have read today. You do get a good cross section of our society by working at a dealership.  
I left the biggest shop in town to go work for a  new one opening up. It was JD Byrider. (before I knew what they were, wouldn't have done so otherwise). I saw some winners while I was working there.  :grin_nod: Saw one guy take a hay bale out of his trade and put it right in the car he bought. An escort wagon. Or a guy who was well into the high 400 lb range buy a sunbird convertible, then return for service twice because he broke the seat.    It was hilarious to watch him get in and out of it, though.

The hay bale is too funny!        Where was this?

down here in Iowa. JD Byrider is a "buy here, pay here" dealership. not in it for the car sales, in it for the loan. The car is just a dummy for them to earn interest.  They get people with not so good credit into a car. But the cars they sell are low end, and people pay an exorbitant amount of interest. One guy ended up paying like 7 grand for an 89 chevy celebrity-this was in 1995 I worked there. WOW!

[Peelz]

We have traded for some crazy shit.

We had a guy not long ago that wanted to trade in his big sat dish in his backyard......He thought it ought to be worth around $750 since he paid $1500 for it 20 years ago.

I said "Sir, have you seen the size of the dishes they make now?" "The large ones are worth $5 per pound at the scrap yard."



~Brian

priceless.

Sometimes, it is difficult to hold a straight face.

Iremember a guy complaining, because he accidentally saw the wholesale price of his car. And thought that is what he should have paid. "why do they gotta make all that money, and I get f$%#ed?" "that's bullchit!!!" Ummmmmm hello! Ever heard of retail? Yes, said gentleman sported a mullet, Brian.

[Flynbyu]

Gotta love someone with mullitude.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Gotta love someone with mullitude.

~Brian

  "mullitude" on that note, I'm outta here, later girlies.

[exentix]

any ho's in da house?? 

[dick-84]

Whats going on guys?