MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

Started by Colorado700R, July 17, 2008, 10:04:24 AM

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Colorado700R

July 17, 2008, 10:04:24 AM
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. GERD bless America !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.


:lol:

RR34

#1
July 17, 2008, 10:07:50 AM
mmmm i guess i can do it. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I LOVE MY COUNTRY!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
f*ck the system? i didnt even know there was a system!


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preddy08

#2
July 17, 2008, 10:08:40 AM
Done, and DONE!!!!!
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Krandall

#3
July 17, 2008, 10:10:45 AM
I'll have to convince my fiance' :lol: :lol:


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Colorado700R

#4
July 17, 2008, 10:11:17 AM
Quote from: Krandall on July 17, 2008, 10:10:45 AM
I'll have to convince my fiance' :lol: :lol:

I'll convince her  ;)


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RR34

#5
July 17, 2008, 10:12:00 AM
Quote from: Colorado700R on July 17, 2008, 10:11:17 AM
Quote from: Krandall on July 17, 2008, 10:10:45 AM
I'll have to convince my fiance' :lol: :lol:

I'll convince her  ;)


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i smell a  :ban:     :lol:
f*ck the system? i didnt even know there was a system!


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Krandall

#6
July 17, 2008, 10:15:41 AM
:ban: :nun:   


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#7
July 17, 2008, 10:16:21 AM
Quote from: Krandall on July 17, 2008, 10:15:41 AM
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Don't be upset becuase you know she'd do it for me !! 

:lol:

NaturalRaptor

#8
July 17, 2008, 10:18:39 AM
Quote from: Colorado700R on July 17, 2008, 10:16:21 AM
Quote from: Krandall on July 17, 2008, 10:15:41 AM
:ban: :nun:   

Don't be upset becuase you know she'd do it for me !! 

:lol:

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Krandall

#9
July 17, 2008, 10:20:08 AM
Quote from: Colorado700R on July 17, 2008, 10:16:21 AM
Quote from: Krandall on July 17, 2008, 10:15:41 AM
:ban: :nun:   

Don't be upset becuase you know she'd do it for me !! 

:lol:


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#10
July 17, 2008, 10:23:19 AM
Quote from: Krandall on July 17, 2008, 10:20:08 AM
Quote from: Colorado700R on July 17, 2008, 10:16:21 AM
Quote from: Krandall on July 17, 2008, 10:15:41 AM
:ban: :nun:   

Don't be upset becuase you know she'd do it for me !! 

:lol:


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#11
July 17, 2008, 10:28:25 AM
"Smile, you son of a bitch!!" - "Jaws"




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#12
July 17, 2008, 10:31:59 AM
Quote from: NaturalRaptor on July 17, 2008, 10:18:39 AM
Quote from: Colorado700R on July 17, 2008, 10:16:21 AM
Quote from: Krandall on July 17, 2008, 10:15:41 AM
:ban: :nun:   

Don't be upset becuase you know she'd do it for me !! 

:lol:

Can you feel the heat from hell yet?  ???

My spot in hell has been reserved since I was 16   :lol:

Colorado700R

#13
July 17, 2008, 10:45:09 AM
Quote from: Krandall on July 17, 2008, 10:28:25 AM
"Smile, you son of a bitch!!" - "Jaws"





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Peelz

#14
July 17, 2008, 10:46:45 AM
What a terribly racially charged and offensive post.....that being said







Hell Yeah! We're in! :thumbs:




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