questions that bug me

[kyledvor61]

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape
or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on Luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties"
plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no
decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy
dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what
is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a
hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but
when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

[preddy08]

I have always wondered if you can get a ticket for shitting in a handicapped stall

[kyledvor61]

I have always wondered if you can get a ticket for shitting in a handicapped stall

hmm...

[pj4553]

I have always wondered if you can get a ticket for shitting in a handicapped stall

Only stall I'll shit in

[Livingmylife93]

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a noise?


lol, good post.

[kyledvor61]

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a noise?


lol, good post.

no. i was reading a book (i know, nerdy) about music and your brain and that was in there and no, it does not make a sound. I cant remember how the hell he explained it but the answer was no.

[Livingmylife93]

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a noise?


lol, good post.

no. i was reading a book (i know, nerdy) about music and your brain and that was in there and no, it does not make a sound. I cant remember how the hell he explained it but the answer was no.

[shookie]

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a noise?


lol, good post.

no. i was reading a book (i know, nerdy) about music and your brain and that was in there and no, it does not make a sound. I cant remember how the hell he explained it but the answer was no.

[jmitch660]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Its for taxes.....

[grap660]

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a noise?


lol, good post.

no. i was reading a book (i know, nerdy) about music and your brain and that was in there and no, it does not make a sound. I cant remember how the hell he explained it but the answer was no.

[kyledvor61]

ill have to find that book tonight and type it word for word

[UncleBeaner]

on id like to know were does midget end and dwarf start?

[Colorado700R]

on id like to know were does midget end and dwarf start?

Well for Socal and lil buddha, I'd say the midget ends at E's wang, and the dwarf starts in scotts ass   

[Peelz]

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

yes, indeed.   Same notes. (I have kids)

[Bert]

Why is it we park in a driveway & drive on a parkway?

Why was Mickey Mouse mad?  Minney was fucking Goofey