Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume VII

[Flynbyu]

These guys are on their way to Oshkosh.

~Brian

[exentix]

I've been across the street at the airport, I watched a guy crash a Piper Cub.

Winds are picking up, and there are four others flying cross country. This guy just ground looped this airplane, and it's going to be a total loss.

~Brian

piper planes are made in my hometown  lock haven pa

[UpOnTwo]

Whats up fellas?! Long time no talk, just thought Id say whats up!

[shookie]

Whats up man

Any one know how hard it would be to rebuild a 1998 yamaha 500 vmax snowmobile? What all would i need?

[Krandall]

Hey guys! I'm off for the night. Gettin up early to go ridin w/ my bro! 

GOOD NIGHT RAPTORSOURCE!!!!

[UpOnTwo]

I have no idea Shookie, Im sure someone here can help tho

Lata Krandall!! Lucky bastard! Mine hasnt even had a battery in like 4 months!! 

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Jul 26 1826

Schoolmaster Cayetano Ripoll is hanged in Valencia, after uttering his last words: "I die reconciled to GERD and to man." He is the last person executed by the Spanish Inquisition.

Jul 26 1947

The National Security Council is created.

Jul 26 1984

Serial killer and cannibal Ed Gein dies at the Mendota Mental Health Institute, a home for the criminally insane. Gein inspired the films Psycho and Silence of the Lambs.

Jul 26 1991

Actor Paul Reubens (aka "Pee-wee Herman") is arrested in Sarasota, Florida for jacking off twice with his left hand inside the South Trail XXX Cinema. It was screening the triple feature Catalina Five-O: Tiger Shark, Nancy Nurse, and Turn Up The Heat. Following his masturbatorial debut, Reubens loses his children's television show and product endorsements.

Jul 26 1998

Three spectators are killed by flying debris during the U.S. 500 race at Michigan Speedway. The debris resulted when the car driven by Adrian Fernandez impacted the wall of the raceway, flinging pieces of his suspension into the crowd. Tragically, Fernandez' knees are lightly bruised in the accident and he is unable to complete the race.

Birthdays today...
1030 - Stanislaus of Szczepanów, St. Stanislaw (d. 1079)
1678 - Joseph I, Holy Roman Emperor (d. 1711)
1782 - John Field, Irish composer (d. 1837)
1791 - Franz Xaver Wolfgang Mozart, composer (d. 1844)
1802 - Mariano Arista, President of Mexico (d. 1855)
1829 - Auguste Marie François Beernaert, Belgian statesman, Nobel Laureate (d. 1912)
1846 - Texas Jack Omohundro, American frontier scout, actor, and cowboy (d. 1880)
1855 - Ferdinand Tönnies, German sociologist (d. 1936)
1856 - George Bernard Shaw, Irish writer, Nobel Laureate (d. 1950)
1865 - Philipp Scheidemann, First Chancellor of the Weimar Republic (d. 1939)
1874 - Serge Koussevitsky, Russian conductor (d. 1951)
1875 - Carl Jung, Swiss psychiatrist (d. 1961)
1875 - Antonio Machado, Spanish poet (d. 1939)
1880 - Volodymyr Vynnychenko, Ukrainian statesman (d. 1951)
1885 - André Maurois, French author (d. 1967)
1886 - Lars Hanson, Swedish actor (d. 1965)
1892 - Sam Jones, American baseball player (d. 1966)
1894 - Aldous Huxley, English-born author (d. 1963)
1895 - Jane Bunford, Britain's tallest-ever person (d. 1922)
1895 - Gracie Allen, American actress and comedian (d. 1964)
1896 - Henry Birkin, British racing driver (d. 1933)
1897 - Paul Gallico, American author (d. 1976)
1903 - Estes Kefauver, U.S. Senator from Tennessee (d. 1963)
1906 - Irena Iłłakowicz, Polish agent of Intelligence (d. 1943)
1909 - Peter Thorneycroft, British politician (d. 1994)
1909 - Vivian Vance, American actress (d. 1979)
1914 - Erskine Hawkins, American musician and bandleader (d. 1993)
1914 - Ellis Kinder, American baseball player (d. 1968)
1918 - Marjorie Lord, American actress
1919 - Virginia Gilmore, American actress (d. 1986)
1920 - Bob Waterfield, American football player (d. 1983)
1921 - Jean Shepherd, American writer (d. 1999)
1922 - Blake Edwards, American film director
1922 - Jason Robards, American actor (d. 2000)
1923 - Jan Berenstain, American author
1923 - Hoyt Wilhelm, American baseball player (d. 2002)
1925 - Jerzy Einhorn, Polish-Swedish doctor, researcher and politician (d. 2000)
1926 - James Best, American actor
1926 - Ana María Matute, Spanish author
1928 - Don Beauman, British racing driver (d. 1955)
1928 - Francesco Cossiga, 8th President of the Italian Republic
1928 - Ibn-e-Safi, Pakistani fiction writer and Urdu poet (d. 1980)
1928 - Stanley Kubrick, American film director (d. 1999)
1928 - Peter Lougheed, Canadian politician
1929 - Marc Lalonde, French Canadian politician
1929 - Alexis Weissenberg, Bulgarian-born French pianist
1931 - Takashi Ono, Japanese gymnast
1936 - Mary Millar, English actress (d. 1998)
1938 - Darlene Love, American singer
1939 - John Howard, 25th Prime Minister of Australia
1939 - Bob Lilly, American football player
1940 - Dobie Gray, American singer
1940 - Mary Jo Kopechne, American aide to Robert F. Kennedy (d. 1969)
1940 - Bobby Rousseau, Quebec ice hockey player
1940 - Tolis Voskopoulos, Greek singer
1941 - Bobby Hebb, American musician
1941 - Brenton Wood, American singer-songwriter
1942 - Vladimír Mečiar, Slovak prime minister
1942 - Teddy Pilette, Belgian racing driver
1943 - Peter Hyams, American film director
1943 - Mick Jagger, English singer (The Rolling Stones)
1944 - Kiel Martin, American actor (d. 1990)
1945 - Helen Mirren, English actress
1949 - Roger Taylor, English musician (Queen)
1949 - Thaksin Shinawatra, ex-Prime Minister of Thailand
1950 - Susan George, English actress
1950 - Nelinho, Brazilian footballer
1950 - Rich Vogler, American race car driver (d. 1990)
1951 - Rick Martin, Canadian ice hockey player
1953 - Robert Phillips, classical guitarist
1954 - Vitas Gerulaitis, American tennis player (d. 1994)
1956 - Dorothy Hamill, American figure skater
1956 - Tommy Rich, American professional wrestler
1957 - Nana Visitor, American actress
1957 - Yuen Biao, Hong Kong actor
1957 - Hart Hanson, American television writer and producer
1959 - Rick Bragg, American writer
1959 - Kevin Spacey, American actor
1959 - Michael Ross, American serial killer (d. 2005)
1961 - Gary Cherone, American musician (Extreme)
1961 - Andy Connell, English musician (Swing Out Sister, A Certain Ratio)
1961 - Keiko Matsui, Japanese musician and composer
1961 - Dimitris Saravakos, Greek footballer
1964 - Sandra Bullock, American actress
1964 - Ralf Metzenmacher, German painter and designer
1964 - Danny Woodburn, American actor
1965 - Jeremy Piven, American actor
1965 - Jim Lindberg, American musician (Pennywise)
1967 - Anthony Durante, American professional wrestler (d. 2003)
1967 - Tim Schafer, American computer game designer
1968 - Olivia Williams, English actress
1970 - Joan Wasser, American singer and musician
1973 - Kate Beckinsale, British actress
1973 - Lenka Šarounová, Czech astronomer
1974 - Dean Sturridge, English Footballer
1974 - Daniel Negreanu, Canadian poker player
1974 - Dan Konopka, American musician (OK Go)
1975 - Joe Smith, American basketball player
1976 - Brad Wilkins, American architect
1977 - Martin Laursen, Danish footballer
1977 - Rebecca St. James, Australian-born singer
1979 - Peter Sarno, Canadian ice hockey player
1979 - Erik Westrum, American ice hockey player
1980 - Dave Baksh, Canadian guitarist (Sum 41)
1980 - Lee Dong-gun, South Korean actor
1981 - Abe Forsythe, Australian actor/director
1982 - Chez Starbuck, American actor
1983 - Delonte West, American basketball player
1983 - Roderick Strong, American professional wrestler
1985 - Gaël Clichy, French footballer
1985 - Audrey De Montigny, Quebec singer
1987 - Miriam McDonald, Canadian actress
1993 - Taylor Momsen, American actress

Famous deaths...
796 - Offa, King of Mercia
811 - Nicephorus I, Byzantine Emperor (killed in battle)
1380 - Emperor Komyo of Japan (b. 1322)
1471 - Pope Paul II (b. 1417)
1592 - Armand de Gontaut, baron de Biron, French soldier (b. 1524)
1611 - Horio Yoshiharu, Japanese warlord (b. 1542)
1680 - John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester, English writer (b. 1647)
1684 - Elena Cornaro Piscopia, Italian mathematician (b. 1646)
1712 - Thomas Osborne, 1st Duke of Leeds, English statesman (b. 1631)
1723 - Robert Bertie, 1st Duke of Ancaster and Kesteven, English statesman (b. 1660)
1863 - Sam Houston, President of the Republic of Texas (b. 1793)
1867 - King Otto of Greece (b. 1815)
1919 - Sir Edward Poynter, British painter (b. 1836)
1925 - Gottlob Frege, German mathematician and logician (b. 1848)
1925 - William Jennings Bryan, American politician (b. 1860)
1925 - Antonio Ascari, Italian racing driver (b. 1888)
1932 - Frederick S. Duesenberg automotive pioneer (b. 1876)
1935 - Winsor McCay, American cartoonist (b. 1871)
1941 - Henri Lebesgue, French mathematician (b. 1875)
1942 - Roberto Arlt, Argentinian writer (b. 1900)
1952 - Eva Perón, First Lady of Argentina and wife of Argentine President Juan Perón (b. 1919)
1953 - Nikolaos Plastiras, Greek general and politician (b. 1883)
1960 - Maud Menten, Canadian biochemist (b. 1879)
1960 - Cedric Gibbons, American art director (b. 1893)
1964 - Francis Curzon, 5th Earl Howe, British politician, naval officer and racing driver (b. 1884)
1969 - Frank Loesser, American composer (b. 1910)
1970 - Robert Taschereau, French Canadian lawyer and Chief Justice of Canada (b. 1896)
1971 - Diane Arbus, American photographer (b. 1923)
1980 - Ibn-e-Safi, Pakistani fiction writer and Urdu poet (b. 1928)
1984 - George Gallup, American statistician and opinion pollster (b. 1901)
1984 - Ed Gein, American serial killer (b. 1906)
1986 - Averell Harriman, American diplomat (b. 1891)
1988 - Fazlur Rahman, Pakistani scholar (b. 1919)
1990 - Brent Mydland, American keyboardist (Grateful Dead) (b. 1952)
1992 - Mary Wells, American singer (b. 1943)
1993 - Matthew Ridgeway, American army general (b. 1895)
1995 - Laurindo Almeida, Brazilian guitarist (b. 1917)
1995 - Raymond Mailloux, Quebec politician (b. 1918)
1995 - George Romney, American businessman and politician (b. 1907)
2000 - John Tukey, American statistician (b. 1915)
2001 - Rex Barber, American WWII aviator (b. 1917)
2001 - Peter von Zahn, German journalist (b. 1913)
2005 - Betty Astell, British actress (b. 1912)
2005 - Alexander Golitzen, American art director (b. 1908)
2005 - Jack Hirshleifer, American economist (b. 1925)
2005 - Gilles Marotte, Canadian ice hockey player (b. 1945)
2007 - Lars Forssell, Swedish writer, member of the Swedish Academy (b. 1928)
2007 - John Normington, English actor (b. 1937)
2007 - Skip Prosser, American basketball coach (b. 1950)

Holidays and observances...
Cuba - Anniversary of the Moncada Barracks Attack (1953); Day of the National Rebellion
India - Vijay Divas (end of Kargil War])
Liberia and Maldives - Independence Day

Have a great Saturday.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Jul 26 1991

Actor Paul Reubens (aka "Pee-wee Herman") is arrested in Sarasota, Florida for jacking off twice with his left hand inside the South Trail XXX Cinema. It was screening the triple feature Catalina Five-O: Tiger Shark, Nancy Nurse, and Turn Up The Heat. Following his masturbatorial debut, Reubens loses his children's television show and product endorsements.

"I'm a loner Dotty, a rebel"

[ThisGuyAlex]

morning peeps

[Colorado700R]

morning

[Mad Dog]

To those of you I have not slighted without reconciliation; good morning and have a great weekend.

[Flynbyu]

To those of you I have not slighted without reconciliation; good morning and have a great weekend.

Hey Mike!

How's it going man!

~Brian

[ThisGuyAlex]

i must say i'm impressed with itp's customer svc. i run holeshot hd rears and the left rear the tread blocks were ripping off leaving 6"x6" bald patches.....i shot em an email bitching bout it and they shipped me a new one free....didn't even pay shipping or anything...... to itp

[Krandall]

i must say i'm impressed with itp's customer svc. i run holeshot hd rears and the left rear the tread blocks were ripping off leaving 6"x6" bald patches.....i shot em an email bitching bout it and they shipped me a new one free....didn't even pay shipping or anything...... to itp

Grats on the new tire  :grin_nod:




Jul 26 1991

Actor Paul Reubens (aka "Pee-wee Herman") is arrested in Sarasota, Florida for jacking off twice with his left hand inside the South Trail XXX Cinema. It was screening the triple feature Catalina Five-O: Tiger Shark, Nancy Nurse, and Turn Up The Heat. Following his masturbatorial debut, Reubens loses his children's television show and product endorsements.





What's wrong w/ jacking off at a porn movie...... 

[exentix]

any ho's here