Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume VII

[Peelz]

yea if they remember where they parked their space ship

[exentix]

ahhh im bored! 

[RR34]

no shit me 2. i think im gonna make my first cover video.

[Peelz]

Nighty-Night second shift whores. Gonna go to the Bar..... Maybe some drunk posting later.

[RR34]

Nighty-Night second shift whores. Gonna go to the Bar..... Maybe some drunk posting later.

5 more years

[Sand84]

Nighty-Night second shift whores. Gonna go to the Bar..... Maybe some drunk posting later.

5 more years

Sucks to be u

[RR34]

ive got good alternatives

[ThisGuyAlex]

mornin beeeeeeeeeatches......i ate $h again yesterday trying to ride on 2 wheels at like 35mph yesterday

<------ = dumbass

[exentix]

mornin beeeeeeeeeatches......i ate $h again yesterday trying to ride on 2 wheels at like 35mph yesterday

<------ = dumbass

way to be! 

[Krandall]

mornin beeeeeeeeeatches......i ate $h again yesterday trying to ride on 2 wheels at like 35mph yesterday

<------ = dumbass

The first step is admiting it.   


how bad is the roadrash?

[Peelz]

more importantly, hows the quad? :grin_nod:

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

Jul 24 1704

After a three-day siege, a force of 1,800 English and Dutch troops seizes Gibraltar from Spain. In 1713, the Treaty of Utrecht officially deeds it to Great Britain, who never gives it back.

Jul 24 1915

Almost 800 Western Electric employees and their family members perish when the chartered steamer Eastland rolls over in Chicago harbor. History blames the top-heaviness of the ship, exacerbated (ironically) by the recent addition of lifeboats.

Jul 24 1980

Comedic actor Peter Sellers dies of a heart attack in the Dorchester Hotel, London.

Jul 24 1993

After a game in Los Angeles, New York Mets outfielder Vince Coleman tosses an M-100 firecracker at a crowd of baseball fans in Dodger Stadium's parking lot. The firework injures three children waiting for autographs, including two-year-old Amanda Santos. Coleman spends 200 hours performing community service and the rest of the year not playing professional baseball.

Jul 24 1998

Russell E. Weston Jr., who believed Navy Seals were hiding in his cornfield, kills two cops and wounds a civilian with a .38 at the U.S. Capitol building. It is later revealed that Weston is a schizophrenic who stopped taking his medication. Two days prior to the Capitol shooting, at his grandmother's insistence, Weston shot and killed his family's 25 cats because they had fleas.

Jul 24 1999

Former Guns N' Roses guitarist "Slash" is arrested in West Hollywood for allegedly beating his girlfriend at the Le Parc Hotel five days prior.

Jul 24 2002

By a vote of 420 to 1, James Traficant is expelled from the House of Representatives for a variety of abuses, chiefly: bribery, tax evasion, and racketeering. Traficant himself could not vote on the matter; the sole vote against expulsion came from embattled Congressman Gary Condit. Primarily he will be remembered for his magnificent toupee. At least we think it's a toupee.

Birthdays today...
1660 - Charles Talbot, 1st Duke of Shrewsbury, English politician (d. 1718)
1725 - John Newton, English cleric and hymnist (d. 1807)
1757 - Vladimir Borovikovsky, Russian painter (d. 1825)
1783 - Simón Bolívar, South American liberator (d. 1830)
1786 - Joseph Nicollet, French mathematician and explorer (d. 1843)
1794 - Johan Georg Forchhammer, Danish geologist (d. 1865)
1802 - Alexandre Dumas, père, French writer (d. 1870)
1803 - Adolphe Charles Adam, French composer (d. 1856)
1821 - William Poole, Infamous member of New York City's Bowery Boys gang (d. 1855)
1826 - Ivan Bloch, military theorist and peace activist (d. 1902)
1851 - Friedrich Schottky, German mathematician (d. 1935)
1853 - William Gillette, American actor and author (d. 1937)
1856 - Charles Émile Picard, French mathematician (d. 1941)
1857 - Henrik Pontoppidan, Danish writer, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1943)
1860 - Alfons Mucha, Czech artist (d. 1939)
1864 - Frank Wedekind, German writer (d. 1918)
1867 - Edward Frederic Benson, English writer (d. 1940)
1867 - Fred Tate, England cricketer (d. 1943)
1874 - Oswald Chambers, Christian writer (d. 1917)
1877 - Calogero Vizzini, Sicilian mafioso (d. 1954)
1878 - Lord Dunsany, Irish writer (d. 1957)
1880 - Ernest Bloch, Swiss composer (d. 1959)
1880 - Kristian Hellström, Swedish athlete (d. 1946)
1886 - Jun'ichirō Tanizaki, Japanese novelist (d. 1965)
1888 - Arthur Richardson, Australian cricketer (d. 1973)
1895 - Robert Graves, English author (d. 1985)
1897 - Amelia Earhart, American aviator (disappeared 1937)
1899 - Chief Dan George, Meti actor (d. 1981)
1900 - Zelda Fitzgerald, American artist, wife of writer F. Scott Fitzgerald (d. 1948)
1904 - Leo Arnaud, French-American composer (d. 1991)
1908 - Cootie Williams, American trumpeter (d. 1985)
1910 - Harry Horner, American art director (d. 1994)
1914 - Ed Mirvish, Canadian businessman, philanthropist and theatrical impresario (d. 2007)
1915 - Enrique Fernando, Chief Justice of the Philippine Supreme Court (d. 2004)
1916 - John D. MacDonald, American novelist, (d. 1986)
1917 - Robert Farnon, Canadian-born conductor, composer, and arranger (d. 2005)
1917 - Jack Moroney, Australian cricketer (d. 1999)
1918 - Ruggiero Ricci, American violinist
1919 - Robert Marsden Hope, Australian Justice (d. 1999)
1919 - Ferdinand Kübler, Swiss cyclist
1920 - Bella Abzug, U.S. Congresswoman from New York (d. 1998)
1921 - Giuseppe Di Stefano, Italian operatic tenor (d. 2008)
1922 - Madeleine Ferron, French Canadian writer
1929 - Alfred Binns, West Indian cricketer
1931 - Ermanno Olmi, Italian director
1931 - Éric Tabarly, French sailor (d. 1998)
1933 - Doug Sanders, American golfer
1933 - John Aniston, American Actor
1935 - Pat Oliphant, Australian political cartoonist
1935 - Derek Varnals, South African cricketer
1936 - Ruth Buzzi, American actress and comedian
1936 - Mark Goddard, American actor
1937 - Manoj Kumar, Indian actor
1938 - Eugene J. Martin, American painter, artist
1938 - John Sparling, New Zealand cricketer
1940 - Stanley Hauerwas, American theologian
1940 - Dan Hedaya, American actor
1942 - Chris Sarandon, American actor
1945 - Azim Premji, Indian businessman
1947 - Robert Hays, American actor
1947 - Peter Serkin, American pianist
1947 - Zaheer Abbas, Pakistani cricketer
1949 - Michael Richards, American comedian
1949 - Yves Duteil, French singer and songwriter
1951 - Lynda Carter, American actress
1951 - Chris Smith, British politician
1952 - Gus Van Sant, American film director
1953 - Claire McCaskill, American politician, junior senator from Missouri
1956 - Charles Crist, Governor of Florida
1956 - Pat Finn, American game show host and producer
1957 - Pam Tillis, American singer
1961 - Kerry Dixon, former English footballer
1962 - Johnny O'Connell, American race car driver
1963 - Paul Geary, American musician (Extreme)
1963 - Julie Krone, American jockey
1963 - Karl Malone, American basketball player
1964 - Barry Bonds, American baseball player
1964 - Banana Yoshimoto, Japanese author
1965 - Kadeem Hardison, American actor
1965 - Andrew Gaze, Australian basketball player
1965 - Doug Liman, American film director
1966 - Martin Keown, English footballer
1968 - Kristin Chenoweth, American singer and actress
1968 - Colleen Doran, American comic book writer and artist
1968 - Laura Leighton, American actress
1968 - Malcolm Ingram, Canadian director
1969 - Rick Fox, Bahamian basketball player
1969 - Jennifer Lopez, American actress and singer
1970 - Stephanie Adams, American model and author
1971 - Dino Baggio, Italian footballer
1971 - John Partridge, English singer
1972 - Reverend Jen Miller, American poet, painter, writer and actress
1972 – Kaiō Hiroyuki, Japanese sumo wrestler
1975 - Torrie Wilson, American wrestler
1975 - Eric Szmanda, American actor
1975 - Jamie Langenbrunner, American ice hockey player
1976 - Nate Bump, American baseball player
1976 - Rafer Alston, American basketball player
1976 - Tiago Monteiro, Portuguese Formula One driver
1977 - Mehdi Mahdavikia, Iranian football player
1977 - Danny Dyer, English actor and television presenter
1979 - Lee Si-yeon, South Korean actress
1979 - Stat Quo, American rapper
1979 - Valerio Scassellati, Italian racing driver
1979 - Anne-Gaëlle Sidot, French tennis player
1979 - José Valverde, American baseball player
1979 - Rose Byrne, Australian actress
1980 - Gauge, American pornographic actress
1980 - Wilfred Bungei, Kenyan middle-distance runner
1981 - Summer Glau, American actress
1982 - Anna Paquin, Canadian-born actress
1982 - Elise Crombez, Belgian supermodel
1982 - Thiago Medeiros, Brazilian racing driver
1983 - Daniele De Rossi, Italian footballer
1984 - John Dhani Lennevald, Swedish singer (former A-Teens member)
1985 - Teagan Presley, American pornographic actress
1985 - Patrice Bergeron, Canadian hockey player
1986 - Andrei Lutai, Russian figure skater
1986 - Megan Park, Canadian actress
1987 - Mara Wilson, American actress
1988 - Luke Mitchell, Scottish murderer
1990 - Daveigh Chase, American actress
1998 - Bindi Irwin, Australian entertainer and daughter of Steve Irwin

Famous deaths...
1115 - Matilda, Countess of Tuscany (b. 1046)
1129 - Shirakawa, Emperor of Japan (b. 1053)
1240 - Konrad von Thüringen, fifth Grand Master of the Teutonic Knights
1568 - Prince Don Carlos of Spain (b. 1545)
1594 - John Boste, Catholic saint and martyr (b. 1544)
1739 - Benedetto Marcello, Italian composer (b. 1686)
1768 - Nathanial Lardner, English theologian (b. 1684)
1862 - Martin Van Buren, 8th President of the United States (b. 1782)
1910 - Arkhip Kuindzhi, Russian painter (b. 1841)
1927 - Ryūnosuke Akutagawa, Japanese writer (b. 1892)
1957 - Sacha Guitry, French actor, director, screenwriter and playwright (b. 1885)
1965 - Constance Bennett, American actress (b. 1904)
1966 - Tony Lema, American golfer (b. 1934)
1969 - Witold Gombrowicz, Polish novelist and dramatist (b. 1904)
1970 - Peter de Noronha, Indian businessman (b. 1897)
1974 - James Chadwick, English physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1891)
1980 - Peter Sellers, British comedian and actor (b. 1925)
1980 - Uttam Kumar, Indian actor (b. 1926)
1986 - Fritz Albert Lipmann, American biochemist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1899)
1991 - Isaac Bashevis Singer, Polish-born Yiddish author, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1904)
1992 - Sam Berger, Canadian football owner (b. 1900)
1992 - Arletty, French singer and actress (b. 1898)
1993 - Rene Requiestas, Filipino comedian (b. 1957)
1995 - Jerry Lordan, English composer and singer (b. 1934)
1995 - George Rodger, British photojournalist (b. 1908)
1996 - Alphonso Roberts, West indian cricketer and politician (b. 1937)
1997 - William J. Brennan, U.S. Supreme Court Justice (b. 1906)
1997 - Saw Maung, Burmese dictator (b. 1928)
2000 - Ahmad Shamlou, Iranian poet (b. 1925)
2001 - Georges Dor, Canadian author, composer, singer and playwright (b. 1931)
2005 - Richard Doll, English epidemiologist (b. 1912)
2007 - Albert Ellis, American psychologist (b. 1913)
2007 - Chaney Kley, American Actor (b. 1972)

Holidays and observances...
Ecuador - Simón Bolívar Day.
Utah - Pioneer Day (1847).
Ancient Latvia - Jekaupa Diena held.
In the United States, National Tequila Day is July 24.

Have a great Thursday.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Jul 24 1998

Russell E. Weston Jr., who believed Navy Seals were hiding in his cornfield, kills two cops and wounds a civilian with a .38 at the U.S. Capitol building. It is later revealed that Weston is a schizophrenic who stopped taking his medication. Two days prior to the Capitol shooting, at his grandmother's insistence, Weston shot and killed his family's 25 cats because they had fleas.


f*ckin crazies....



And National Tequila day? I've never had it before. but gives me a reason to now!

[Colorado700R]

Jul 24 1999

Former Guns N' Roses guitarist "Slash" is arrested in West Hollywood for allegedly beating his girlfriend at the Le Parc Hotel five days prior.


She was found with two black eyes..........He must of told her twice!!!  

[Flynbyu]

Jul 24 1998

Russell E. Weston Jr., who believed Navy Seals were hiding in his cornfield, kills two cops and wounds a civilian with a .38 at the U.S. Capitol building. It is later revealed that Weston is a schizophrenic who stopped taking his medication. Two days prior to the Capitol shooting, at his grandmother's insistence, Weston shot and killed his family's 25 cats because they had fleas.


f*ckin crazies....



And National Tequila day? I've never had it before. but gives me a reason to now!

You've never had tequilla before?

~Brian