Movie quotes.

[Peelz]

"you're not Santa, you're a fake, you smell like beef and cheese, you sit on your throne of lies"

ELF

[Colorado700R]

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever GERD you wish.
[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri.
Connor: Et Fili.
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.

Boondock Saints

[Krandall]

Anyone see the 2nd one yet? SA-WEEEEEEET!

[Gunz]

Duff: We should make up some fake names.
John: Why?
Duff: Just in case we have to communicate while we're inside.
John: OK.
Duff: I wanna be Kyle. I knew this guy at camp. He was maybe 13. He got *two* girls pregnant, man. *Two* girls pregnant. Yea, Kyle. Who you gonna be?
John: Steve...
Duff: Steve.
John: Yeah.
Duff: OK, Steve.
John: OK, Kyle.
[John and Duff continue walking]
Duff: Wait.
John: What?
Duff: I wanna change. I wanna be Steve.
John: I'm Steve; You're Karl.
Duff: Kyle!


vvvvv LOOK vvvvv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwZLOWXR7jI

[Gunz]

^^^^ Stealing Harvard^^^^^^

[Krandall]

Road... We don't need.... Road.


Back to the Future.

[Peelz]

1.21 jigowatts!

[Gunz]

So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.

Spaceballs

[Krandall]

Take off ya hoser!
Strange Brew

[Peelz]

So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.

Spaceballs

lol

"I am your uncle's cousin's sister's brother's former roommate"

what does that make us?

"absolutely nothing"

[Hefe]

Comb the desert!

[Peelz]

Comb the desert!

"we ain't found $hit!"

[Hefe]