Movie quotes.

[kdanderson5]

Kind of a long one, but one of my fav's!

Sam: Get outta here, Dewey!
Dewey: What are y'all doin' in here?
Sam: We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit.
Dewey: You're smoking reefers?
Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?
Dewey: No, Sam. I can't.
Sam: No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!
Dewey: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.
Sam: It doesn't give you a hangover!
Dewey: Wha-I get addicted to it or something?
Sam: It's not habit-forming!
Dewey: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.
Sam: You can't OD on it!
Dewey: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
Sam: It makes sex even better!
Dewey: Sounds kind of expensive.
Sam: It's the cheapest drug there is.
Dewey:Hmm.
Sam: You don't want it!
Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it.
Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox story

Awesome movie!

I think I'd like to try me some of that ca-cane 

[Peelz]

"you use your tongue purdier than $20 whore"

Blazing saddles

[Colorado700R]

"you're my sister....you're my SISTER!!"


Joe Dirt



and Preddy's bedroom

[Peelz]

"you just got your a$$es whipped by a bunch of GERD damned nerds"

Revenge of the Nerds 

classic!

[Krandall]

"MOM. I HONESTLY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET RAPED... At one point he said LETS GET IT ON"
Step Brothers

[Gunz]

"Stupid is as stupid does", Forrest Gump

[Krandall]

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would FERK a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

Full Metal Jacket

[Magz]

"and now for my brown brothers", "sorry no tortillas"    LOL
Blook in Blood out.

[Colorado700R]

Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale: What about the world, Ronald? What would you like to do to the whole world?

Ronald Bartel: Burn it all.


Backdraft

[Krandall]

I like that motto.

[Lady4Fiddy]

It turns out you don't need a brain! 

Monsters vs. Aliens

[Colorado700R]

"Suck my white ass, Ball!!!"

Happy Gilmore

[Krandall]

"Nice work my man, you got her badge number, and a date at the municipal state court!"

Night at the Roxbury.

[funyun]

"Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! "

-Texas Ranger

[Krandall]

So much room for activities!!!

-step brothers