Yo Momma jokes

Started by Peelz, October 17, 2008, 04:42:42 PM

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BRAD

#60
October 27, 2008, 09:12:20 PM
Yo Mama is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.
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Lady4Fiddy

#61
October 27, 2008, 09:13:39 PM
yo mama is like the Town Bicycle... everyone has had a ride.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Lady4Fiddy

#62
October 27, 2008, 09:20:34 PM
Yo' mama so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner!
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Lady4Fiddy

#63
October 27, 2008, 09:22:50 PM
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Lady4Fiddy

#64
October 28, 2008, 08:52:44 PM
Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Colorado700R

#65
October 28, 2008, 09:09:54 PM
Yo momma is so fat that When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall

kyledvor61

#66
October 30, 2008, 02:22:08 PM
brads mom :lol:

Caliraptor

#67
October 31, 2008, 11:28:49 PM
yo fat a$$ momma is so fat not even a space shuttle can orbit her

yo momma is so fat she has her own gravitational pull  :rofl:

yo momma is so fat that NASA had to HAD TO! classify her as a planet
Skipping class and tapping ass

shookie

#68
November 01, 2008, 05:45:29 PM
yo momma is like dominos pizza comes in 30 minutes or less :confused:
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I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own

shookie

#69
November 01, 2008, 05:46:32 PM
yo momma is like geico so easy a caveman can do it
2008 Raptor 700r SE
Hmf Ballance(black), PCV, Pro Design Foam,Maxxis razr 2 all the way around, Pro Taper SE Raptor Bend, ASV Levers, odi ROUGE lock on grips, Tusk Billet gas cap, Dr. D Reverse Lever, Rock A-arm guards, Rock nerfs
I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own

Caliraptor

#70
November 01, 2008, 06:47:44 PM
Quote from: shookie on November 01, 2008, 05:45:29 PM
yo momma is like dominos pizza comes in 30 minutes or less :confused:

yo momma is like a little ceaser's pizza, hot and ready, only $5  :rofl:
Skipping class and tapping ass

Headrope

#71
November 03, 2008, 01:36:56 AM
Yo mama so bright her daddy calls her son.
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GYT-R Sport front grab bar                   GYT-R Swingarm guard
GYT-R Engine/frame skid plate             GYT-R Nerf bars
GYT-R A-arm guards                           OMI Steering stem mount
GYT-R Aluminum radiator guard            ODI Lock-on grips

Lady4Fiddy

#72
November 03, 2008, 09:41:23 PM
yo mama so fat she had to get her own zip code.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Danny T

#73
November 04, 2008, 12:11:49 PM
Quote from: shookie on November 01, 2008, 05:46:32 PM
yo momma is like geico so easy a caveman can do it

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