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#1
Off-Topic / Re: Peelz Christmas Poems (Col...
Last post by Mad Dog - January 15, 2025, 12:06:41 PM
Quote from: Peelz on December 23, 2024, 08:08:33 AMcranky old man xmas poem  :rofl:

So now its xmas on the source, December 2024
Just here lurking silently, hoping to encounter an old wh*re

I turn fitty this year, one foot in the grave,
Hopein hell has some moly and is a 24 hr rave. :rofl:

Gettin all sappy, maybe thats just the era I am in,
But I feel like a voodoo doll that always stuck with a pin :rofl:

As time has dragged on, weve grown older, and everything hurts.
We only pop up in chat, in small little spurts.

Krandall's a Dad now, he's got no time to post
But in the STD competition, he's still got the most

hefe is so old, he probably shits dust
junk like a beat up old car, covered in rust.

Me, work is crap, my back hurts, and my memory is shot,
Maybe its age, maybe its smokin the p0t :peelz:

Still we log on and hope to be thrown back to 2010
Where whoring was habit, and we were surrounded by devious men

But lets not try to fight the persistence of time,
and dont mourn the passing of being in your prime.

Instead, lets smile because it happened, look back with cheer
Gotsta make more memories with each passing year

And dont try to live longer, thats no way to live
Id rather die younger later, with no shits left to give

This poem makes no sense, sorry guys, but i dont give a f*ck
Gotta go to meeting, so Have a good year, and best of luck.

 ;)





 :tiphat:

Quote from: Krandall on January 08, 2025, 01:29:07 PMIt's not that I don't care or couldn't give two shits
It's that my meth has run'd out, I just need a hits

Your poems you write bring me nothin but joy
There's days where I get sappy and act all coy

Lets all not forget... you're all blowed out too
This place feels like it's held together with scotch tape and glue

I love poppin in to see who said Hi
Real life gets so busy makes me want to cry.

I've made some real friends from this weird place on the net
The lack of posts doesn't mean I don't like you, don't fret

I've stuck it in you have too
It's much easier to take a poo

I've got somethin in my britches, its quite the small prize.
Merry Christmas/Happy New Year to all of you fine guys

 :conceit:

 :raptorrally:
#2
Off-Topic / Re: Peelz Christmas Poems (Col...
Last post by Peelz - January 09, 2025, 08:06:25 AM
Quote from: Krandall on January 08, 2025, 01:29:07 PMIt's not that I don't care or couldn't give two shits
It's that my meth has run'd out, I just need a hits

Your poems you write bring me nothin but joy
There's days where I get sappy and act all coy

Lets all not forget... you're all blowed out too
This place feels like it's held together with scotch tape and glue

I love poppin in to see who said Hi
Real life gets so busy makes me want to cry.

I've made some real friends from this weird place on the net
The lack of posts doesn't mean I don't like you, don't fret

I've stuck it in you have too
It's much easier to take a poo

I've got somethin in my britches, its quite the small prize.
Merry Christmas/Happy New Year to all of you fine guys

 :conceit:

#3
Off-Topic / Re: Peelz Christmas Poems (Col...
Last post by Krandall - January 08, 2025, 01:29:07 PM
It's not that I don't care or couldn't give two shits
It's that my meth has run'd out, I just need a hits

Your poems you write bring me nothin but joy
There's days where I get sappy and act all coy

Lets all not forget... you're all blowed out too
This place feels like it's held together with scotch tape and glue

I love poppin in to see who said Hi
Real life gets so busy makes me want to cry.

I've made some real friends from this weird place on the net
The lack of posts doesn't mean I don't like you, don't fret

I've stuck it in you have too
It's much easier to take a poo

I've got somethin in my britches, its quite the small prize.
Merry Christmas/Happy New Year to all of you fine guys

 :conceit:
#4
Off-Topic / Re: Peelz Christmas Poems (Col...
Last post by Peelz - January 07, 2025, 02:32:59 PM
Quote from: Spartan on December 28, 2024, 05:06:15 PM:nana:

money first

here I go and write a poem and krandull cant even be arsed to read it. what a letdown.  :rofl:
#5
Off-Topic / Re: Peelz Christmas Poems (Col...
Last post by Spartan - December 28, 2024, 05:06:15 PM
 :nana:
#6
Off-Topic / Re: Peelz Christmas Poems (Col...
Last post by Hefe - December 24, 2024, 08:13:49 AM
well done!! :clap:
#7
Off-Topic / Re: Peelz Christmas Poems (Col...
Last post by Peelz - December 23, 2024, 08:08:33 AM
cranky old man xmas poem  :rofl:

So now its xmas on the source, December 2024
Just here lurking silently, hoping to encounter an old wh*re

I turn fitty this year, one foot in the grave,
Hopein hell has some moly and is a 24 hr rave. :rofl:

Gettin all sappy, maybe thats just the era I am in,
But I feel like a voodoo doll that always stuck with a pin :rofl:

As time has dragged on, weve grown older, and everything hurts.
We only pop up in chat, in small little spurts.

Krandall's a Dad now, he's got no time to post
But in the STD competition, he's still got the most

hefe is so old, he probably shits dust
junk like a beat up old car, covered in rust.

Me, work is crap, my back hurts, and my memory is shot,
Maybe its age, maybe its smokin the p0t :peelz:

Still we log on and hope to be thrown back to 2010
Where whoring was habit, and we were surrounded by devious men

But lets not try to fight the persistence of time,
and dont mourn the passing of being in your prime.

Instead, lets smile because it happened, look back with cheer
Gotsta make more memories with each passing year

And dont try to live longer, thats no way to live
Id rather die younger later, with no shits left to give

This poem makes no sense, sorry guys, but i dont give a f*ck
Gotta go to meeting, so Have a good year, and best of luck.

 ;)



#9
Off-Topic / Re: yo momma
Last post by Magz - October 21, 2024, 10:42:56 PM
you won the bet,  :confused:
#10
Off-Topic / Re: yo momma
Last post by Peelz - October 10, 2024, 07:53:54 AM