Singer Chaka Khan came out with a line of chocolates called "Chakalates."
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable."
In 1884, Dr. Hervey D. Thatcher invented the milk bottle.
an denn?
3 days later, the first homemade crackpipe was made from said milk bottle
you want a short fact? look down.
Quote from: Geo on November 29, 2011, 04:06:13 PM
you want a short fact? look down.
We're not all like you Geo..................
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
short people are far more unlikely to discover that the doorway they are walking through is, in fact, 1" shorter than anticipated
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Quote from: Gunz on December 01, 2011, 08:30:30 AM
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
I call :bs: , if that were true MD would make RacinJason look "thick" :lol:
The Chinese politician Mao Zedong refused to ever brush his teeth and instead just washed his mouth with tea
as opposed to preddy, he only washes his mouth with beer............
Quote from: dragonz on December 02, 2011, 05:33:37 PM
as opposed to preddy, he only washes his mouth with beer............
and crown :thumbs:
Quote from: preddy08 on December 03, 2011, 06:49:09 PM
Quote from: dragonz on December 02, 2011, 05:33:37 PM
as opposed to preddy, he only washes his mouth with beer............
and crown :thumbs:
Too easy. Just know that it was there.
Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
The 1912, a wrestling match in Stockholm between Finn Alfred Asikainen and Russian Martin Klein lasted more than 11 hours. Klein eventually won, but was to tired to participate in the championship match.
Quote from: dragonz on December 02, 2011, 05:33:37 PM
as opposed to preddy, he only washes his mouth with beer............
and semen
The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.
Quote from: Gunz on December 04, 2011, 04:50:12 PM
Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
seriously?
I was thinking about getting a dog for the kids.
Fuk that.
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 06, 2011, 09:47:50 AM
Quote from: Gunz on December 04, 2011, 04:50:12 PM
Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
seriously?
I was thinking about getting a dog for the kids.
Fuk that.
I dunno, sounds like a fair swap to me :thumbs:
The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.
I'm not typical, I'm superhuman.
Quote from: Gunz on December 07, 2011, 08:02:40 AM
The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.
I'm not typical, I'm superhuman.
Loving Farm animals doesn't make you superhuman.
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 06, 2011, 09:47:50 AM
Quote from: Gunz on December 04, 2011, 04:50:12 PM
Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
seriously?
I was thinking about getting a dog for the kids.
Fuk that.
Peelz, how much do you cost your family. k,thx,bai
Quote from: Krandall on December 07, 2011, 12:06:12 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 06, 2011, 09:47:50 AM
Quote from: Gunz on December 04, 2011, 04:50:12 PM
Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
seriously?
I was thinking about getting a dog for the kids.
Fuk that.
Peelz, how much do you cost your family. k,thx,bai
I take car of mah biznass!! I, unlike a dog, do not ruin carpets, wii controllers, and laptop PC's. I will never be able to justify spending 6 grand on something, only to watch it shit on my rugs...or at best, have to stand outside in the freezing ass cold while I watch it take a shit. :lol: That is enjoyment?? Then have to try to ignore the smell of my house, and the fur everywhere, all because it's "so cute"
that 6400 is closer to 10k, including pain and suffering. :lol:
it teaches your kids to HTFU when it dies.
:lol:
LOL
"White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree"
Quote from: Gunz on December 08, 2011, 08:35:55 AM
"White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree"
:lol: noted. Imma start asking all the college grads I know.... :rofl:
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 08, 2011, 08:38:41 AM
Quote from: Gunz on December 08, 2011, 08:35:55 AM
"White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree"
:lol: noted. Imma start asking all the college grads I know.... :rofl:
Good luck, I think Iowa has 3 or 4 of them total...
Quote from: Gunz on December 08, 2011, 08:35:55 AM
"White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree"
local female lawyer (mid to late 20's) brought in her laptop for repair..
the recycle bin was filled with pictures of her with a blue dildo in her ass!
true story.. and now I know why!
Quote from: Hefe on December 08, 2011, 10:18:59 AM
Quote from: Gunz on December 08, 2011, 08:35:55 AM
"White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree"
local female lawyer (mid to late 20's) brought in her laptop for repair..
the recycle bin was filled with pictures of her with a blue dildo in her ass!
true story.. and now I know why!
Did you look at my pics too? Did you keep them?????? AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I call :bs: heffer. when I found pics of a girl having posters made of herself for her football player husband...I shared...
make with the pornz :lol:
found pictures of Gunny with a blue dildo up his ass, but sadly I already had those pics.
Answer Gunny...
I never look for shit I do not wanna see!
and Peels, I have seen tons of shit, but I would never want it posted up for fear it would come back and bite my ass
Quote from: Hefe on December 08, 2011, 11:50:28 AM
and Peels, I have seen tons of shit, but I would never want it posted up for fear it would come back and bite my ass
OH NO SIR... I am careful. setup email account just for doing so :lol: shared with all my raptor buddies.
not cool.
Well, I have some nice pics of Lydia & Starla together.. maybe I will share them with ya Peels
Quote from: Krandall on December 08, 2011, 12:07:47 PM
not cool.
not cool? you liked them when I sent them to you. :confused: :lol:
lol Hef...
I don't really remember them, but :shrug:
I dunno, Not a fan of it. Just a geek code thing. Heard about geek squad getting busted (again) for stealing pics off someones computer. cripes.
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 08, 2011, 12:52:54 PM
Quote from: Krandall on December 08, 2011, 12:07:47 PM
not cool.
not cool? you liked them when I sent them to you. :confused: :lol:
lol Hef...
Yeah, Not cool.....................
Cos ya never sent them to me :P
after 12 years of doing this shit I am rarely suprised, and never "looking" for it
feels sleezy...
but sometimes you can't help it.. like the afore mentioned recycle bin..
I always look in there, more to see what they "tried to fix it with"
there are almost always tell tale signs of what they were up to..
Rule of thumb.. you can never "un-see" something!
Quote from: Hefe on December 08, 2011, 01:10:17 PM
after 12 years of doing this shit I am rarely suprised, and never "looking" for it
feels sleezy...
but sometimes you can't help it.. like the afore mentioned recycle bin..
I always look in there, more to see what they "tried to fix it with"
there are almost always tell tale signs of what they were up to..
Rule of thumb.. you can never "un-see" something!
Which is whay sane people should never go to a Raptor Rally...............
jealous much?
Quote from: Hefe on December 08, 2011, 01:14:32 PM
jealous much?
he's TOTALLY jealous that he hasn't "hit that".
Quote from: Krandall on December 08, 2011, 12:59:07 PM
I don't really remember them, but :shrug:
I dunno, Not a fan of it. Just a geek code thing. Heard about geek squad getting busted (again) for stealing pics off someones computer. cripes.
Yeah I get where you are coming from..., they were "given" to me "accidentally" on a usb drive by another printing firm trying to trouble shoot a color problem. they have the same digital press, and that is done sometimes...
Sorry Dragonz, I did it like the end of hangover....look once, then delete :lol:
:thumbs:
Hefe is an old man pervert you can't blame him for snooping.
5% of adults have sex once a day. 20% have sex 3 - 4 times per week.
I must be in the top 1%........
Sadly I was with you Gunz but for some reason it has been cut back to once a day...
I am in the 3-4 times a week group
??? I am sorry Hefe
sex with your hand doesn't count gunny.
Quote from: Krandall on December 09, 2011, 03:34:50 PM
sex with your hand doesn't count gunny.
If I counted my hand, I would be in the top .01% :rofl: :rofl:
Once in the morning, 2-3 times at night, and some random times during the week. My Penis has filed assault and battery charges a time or two. Even packed his bags and left, but he likes the beatings I guess cause he always cums back.
Sex is overrated, but only when you're not getting any..............
-321°F is the temperature at which sperm banks store donor semen. At this temperature, semen can be stored indefinitely.
I keep mine in a ziploc bag.
Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend.
:dance:
When sexually aroused, 60% of men get erect nipples
Most men under 40 years of age can achieve an erection in less than 10 seconds.
10 seconds? Im already smoking a cigarette at 10 seconds... :rofl:
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 13, 2011, 09:03:26 PM
10 seconds? Im already smoking a cigarette at 10 seconds... :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
A higher I.Q. equals more dreams: The smarter you are, the more you dream. A high I.Q. can also fight mental illness. Some people even believe they are smarter in their dreams than when they are awake.
It is said that 5 minutes after a dream, we have forgotten 50% of the dream's content, and 10 minutes later we've forgotten 90%.
So, do you think people can't remember that they were smart in their dream? Does that make them dumb then?
I dream alot, and I mean alot. I catch myself day dreaming. I can remeber dreams from my childhood as if they were yesterday. Then again I do forget dreams 10 minutes after I wake up. I would love to write a book (for myself) of the dreams I have.
am I in them? 8)
I remember 5 or 6 really messed up ones I've had over the years... Lucid Dreaming happens right before you wake up...When you kinda realize youre dreaming, and it feels like it's really happening.
I've found, when I eat really bad for you food, I dream more, or I at least remember them. Kind of weird.
I read one time about groups of people who attempt to lucid dream. They try to prompt themselves to realize that they are in a dream and control what they get to do...Id try it, but I always wake up when something cool is about to happen :mad: :lol:
OK, you're in a forest.
(forest?)
With Heather Locklear.
(With heather?)
And your very warm.
VERY.... WARM....
LOL :clap:
About 1% of women can achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.
Quote from: Colorado700R on December 01, 2011, 11:23:51 AM
Quote from: Gunz on December 01, 2011, 08:30:30 AM
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
I call :bs: , if that were true MD would make RacinJason look "thick" :lol:
LMAO is that a skinny joke?
as for the dreams you can control in a way, not sure how but I have known in just a couple of dreams that I knew I was dreaming and tried to "control" them. Very strange... Suppose parts of the dream we do or dont remember is where da ja vu comes from?
Quote from: racinjason68 on December 15, 2011, 08:47:51 PM
Quote from: Colorado700R on December 01, 2011, 11:23:51 AM
Quote from: Gunz on December 01, 2011, 08:30:30 AM
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
I call :bs: , if that were true MD would make RacinJason look "thick" :lol:
LMAO is that a skinny joke?
as for the dreams you can control in a way, not sure how but I have known in just a couple of dreams that I knew I was dreaming and tried to "control" them. Very strange... Suppose parts of the dream we do or dont remember is where da ja vu comes from?
that happens within an hour or so before waking up. Ive done it...but I always wake up before it gets really cool. LOL I get deja vu all the time.
Radio waves travel so much faster than sound waves that a broadcast voice can be heard sooner 18,000 km away than in the back of the room in which it originated.
That's not true. Because the radio wave has to be converted back to a sound wave for the distant listener and that sound wave had to travel to his ear.
Women who have given birth have darker labia minora than women who haven't.
Quote from: Colorado700R on December 16, 2011, 12:14:38 PM
That's not true. Because the radio wave has to be converted back to a sound wave for the distant listener and that sound wave had to travel to his ear.
Why? It's a scenario to help the reader understand the speed in which radio waves vs sound waves relate, Newton.
Thought is was " fact" of the day. Not " can be true if x,y,z variables are met"
Just sayin...
'short facts than can be debunked if you wanna get high school physics technical" :nod: :rofl:
It is a fact.... Einstein. Radio waves are faster then sound waves. Sweet Jesus man, I rather argue with MD.
Quote from: Gunz on December 18, 2011, 09:00:39 PM
It is a fact.... Einstein. Radio waves are faster then sound waves. Sweet Jesus man, I rather argue with MD.
whoa :lol:
I agree with you. I was giving Aaron shit. :lol:
Quote from: Gunz on December 18, 2011, 09:00:39 PM
It is a fact.... Einstein. Radio waves are faster then sound waves. Sweet Jesus man, I rather argue with MD.
Wasn't argueing. Of course Radio waves are faster. I was just stating that the example is contigent on the distance of the listener to the radio on far end.
Thought these posts were supposed to enspire conversation :dunno:
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 18, 2011, 09:03:46 PM
Quote from: Gunz on December 18, 2011, 09:00:39 PM
It is a fact.... Einstein. Radio waves are faster then sound waves. Sweet Jesus man, I rather argue with MD.
whoa :lol:
I agree with you. I was giving Aaron shit. :lol:
Was talking to Aaronstein.. :rofl:
Quote from: Colorado700R on December 18, 2011, 10:05:34 PM
Quote from: Gunz on December 18, 2011, 09:00:39 PM
It is a fact.... Einstein. Radio waves are faster then sound waves. Sweet Jesus man, I rather argue with MD.
Wasn't argueing. Of course Radio waves are faster. I was just stating that the example is contigent on the distance of the listener to the radio on far end.
Thought these posts were supposed to enspire conversation :dunno:
1) back of the room....a --voice waves--b-----voice waves-----y--voice waves--z ....front of room = fast
2) back of the room....a---voice waves--b-----radio waves-----y--voice waves--z ....18,000km away =faster
Assuming a-b equals 1 ms, b-y equals 1 ms, and y-z equals 1ms.
Using b-y as the changing factor, 2 is so fast that it reaches the distance of 18000km completing the transmission before 1 can complete the distance of a room. Making the statement true.
Radio waves travel so much faster than sound waves that a broadcast voice can be heard sooner 18,000 km away than in the back of the room in which it originated.
chances are anyways... if you are 18,000km away (11,250 miles) you won't hear whatever sound was made w/ out the use of radio waves :)
I can't hear it even if it was 3 ft away so :sit: all of you
Quote from: Spartan on December 19, 2011, 08:08:22 AM
I can't hear it even if it was 3 ft away so :sit: all of you
:rofl:
whole theory debunked :thumbs:
:rofl:
:lol: :beans:
A person transmits via radio (distance to microphone = 1 meter at ~340 meters/sec, takes roughly .003 seconds) transciever to a reciever 18,000km (speed of light ~300,000km/second, takes ~.06 of a second.) where another person is sitting 3 meters away from the outputting speaker on the distant end (3 meters at ~340 meters/sec. takes roughly .009 of a second.
Totals .003 + .06 +.009 = .072 seconds
Example A. A person is 4 meters away in the back of the room. 4 meters (at 340 meters/per second) = ~.0117 seconds
Examble B. A person is 8 meters away in the back of the room (at 340 meters/per second)= ~.0235 seconds
Example C. A person is 30 meters away in back of the room (at 340 meters/per second)= ~.0882 seconds
So even if you take out the rest of the orginal equation (Voice to microphone, and reciever speaker to listeners ear) It has to be a bigass room to be true.
:lol:
It is a big fuckin room!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Must be a room at your mansion pimp ;) :lol: