suuuuuure
ok, to be as cool as me
1/ you gotta be tall (6'5")
2/ fit & strong (250lb approx)
3/ own a black raptor (extra points for reliability)
4/ have f**ked at least 4 (human) girlfriends in the last 12 months (sorry RS boytoys don't count either)
5/ Be able to look up at the stars at night & see the Southern Cross
6/ ?