Preddy! Help! They are molesting my thread!
Boo friggin hoo!
Just be like preddy... Grit your teeth and take it. You know it's comin... If you fight, it only gets worse.
Yea, Pealers right. Play possium and they'll leave you alone 
the only possum I know of is a vile Australian marsupial, intorduced to NZ in the early 1900's that breeds like friggn crazy & is a major pest.
So, play possum & I will shoot you or club you to death with the back of a spade & feed you to the dogs
After he has sex with it of course
multiple times. 
I wouldn't even put your dick near one of these nasty critters, not while still alive anyway.
Teeth & claws, carriers of disease (notably bovine tuberculosis) & angry at the world to boot.
But hey, whatever lights your fire!
Cone visit
I'll give you a jar of peanut butter, & send you out in the dark.
Slather yourself liberally, & you should be good to go.
The chances of returning in one piece are about the same as Preddy ever finishing this quad!
