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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #120 on: October 26, 2010, 07:43:57 AM »
2001    President George W. Bush signed the USA Patriot Act, giving authorities unprecedented ability to search, seize, detain or eavesdrop in their pursuit of possible terrorists.




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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #121 on: October 27, 2010, 06:49:43 AM »
The President has recently appointed a Golf Czar and major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective in November 2010.  This is only a preview as the complete rule book (expect 2000+ pages) is being rewritten as we speak. Here are a few of the changes.

Golfers with handicaps:
- below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.
- between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.
- above 18 will get a $20 check each time they play.

The term "gimme" will be changed to "entitlement" and will be used as follows:
- handicaps  below 10, no entitlements.
- handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts.
- handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up.

These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring.  In addition, a player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round.  Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par.  Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again.  The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term 'net score' will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above. This is intended to 'redistribute' the success of winning by making sure that in every competition, the above 18 handicap players will post only 'net score' against every other player's gross score.  These new rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf.

Golf must be about fairness.   It should have nothing to do with ability, hard work, practice, and responsibility.  This is the "right thing to do."

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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #122 on: October 27, 2010, 11:44:04 AM »
Happy hump day guys.


I'm having problems keeping my sanity w/ my cube neighbor.

he's constantly tapping his feet. and he does this thing to clear his throat like once every 10-30 seconds...... :funyun:




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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #123 on: October 27, 2010, 11:47:49 AM »
CS gas grenade.......problem solved

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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #124 on: October 27, 2010, 11:57:10 AM »
CS? need more info please.


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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #125 on: October 27, 2010, 12:15:14 PM »
Tear gas

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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #126 on: October 27, 2010, 12:19:14 PM »



Writing on the wall is sooooo true.  Cuase these exercises will comtinue without the mask :help:

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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #127 on: October 27, 2010, 12:22:22 PM »
sorry for the big pics...but here's the exit scene :lol:



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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #128 on: October 27, 2010, 12:29:22 PM »
hmmm reminds me of my house for some reason.
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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #129 on: October 27, 2010, 02:30:42 PM »
Cripes.

Is that so, when you fire off tear gas, its supposed to help you think twice?


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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #130 on: October 27, 2010, 02:35:41 PM »
and acclamate you to it in case it gets launched at you.  :thumbs:
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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #131 on: October 28, 2010, 10:13:50 AM »
interesting. kind o flike how chuck norris uses pepper spray as eye drops?

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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #132 on: October 28, 2010, 10:53:32 AM »
interesting. kind o flike how chuck norris uses pepper spray as eye drops?

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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #133 on: November 02, 2010, 08:55:23 AM »
dammit randy. :rofl:
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Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
« Reply #134 on: November 02, 2010, 08:56:00 AM »
:bird:


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