Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume VI

[Peelz]

Mormon leader Joseph Smith, along with his brother Hyrum, are shot and killed by a mob while in jail at Carthage, Illinois. According to church legend, after Smith is shot a man raises a knife to decapitate him, but is thwarted by a thunderbolt from heaven.

*cough* Bull Shit! *cough*

double b.s.! Though, It would be cool if we could play the heaven card any time we needed. a thunderbolt from heaven just robbed that liquor store, officer.

good morning all you sissymary's!

Hey Socal, thanks for the tip on the SE2, but I have to pass. Need to sell the 660 and/or the prairie first(she does'nt get to ride it enough). But the thought of being without a quad even for a short while, makes me cry a little.

[socalrappy700]

Mormon leader Joseph Smith, along with his brother Hyrum, are shot and killed by a mob while in jail at Carthage, Illinois. According to church legend, after Smith is shot a man raises a knife to decapitate him, but is thwarted by a thunderbolt from heaven.

*cough* Bull Shit! *cough*

double b.s.! Though, It would be cool if we could play the heaven card any time we needed. a thunderbolt from heaven just robbed that liquor store, officer.

good morning all you sissymary's!

Hey Socal, thanks for the tip on the SE2, but I have to pass. Need to sell the 660 and/or the prairie first(she does'nt get to ride it enough). But the thought of being without a quad even for a short while, makes me cry a little.

Sell them fast!  I would take the risk and pick it up.  you know your quad will sell.   

[Colorado700R]

Mormon leader Joseph Smith, along with his brother Hyrum, are shot and killed by a mob while in jail at Carthage, Illinois. According to church legend, after Smith is shot a man raises a knife to decapitate him, but is thwarted by a thunderbolt from heaven.

*cough* Bull Shit! *cough*

Thunderbolt was one gunshot too late.  But not really 

[RR34]

good morning.

[Krandall]

The LAPD arrests streetwalker Divine Brown on Hawthorn Ave. where she is discovered giving British movie star Hugh Grant a blowjob in his white BMW. To be fair, they also arrest Grant for procuring said blowjob.


Atta boy Hugh :grin_nod: :grin_nod:

[Flynbyu]

The LAPD arrests streetwalker Divine Brown on Hawthorn Ave. where she is discovered giving British movie star Hugh Grant a blowjob in his white BMW. To be fair, they also arrest Grant for procuring said blowjob.


Atta boy Hugh :grin_nod: :grin_nod:

Why would Hugh want to have a nasty Hollywood hooker when he had Elizabeth Hurley at the time to service his  :grin_nod::grin_nod: .


Divine Brown


Elizabeth Hurley

Liz gets my vote!

~Brian

~Brian

[RR34]

was that dude on crack or somethin?

[Flynbyu]

was that dude on crack or somethin?

Who knows. His stock went WAY down after it happened.

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

was that dude on crack or somethin?

Who knows. His stock went WAY down after it happened.

~Brian

Liz Hurley is F@ckin' smokin' hot.  Whata idiot 

[Peelz]

was that dude on crack or somethin?

Who knows. His stock went WAY down after it happened.

~Brian

Liz Hurley is F@ckin' smokin' hot.  Whata idiot 

aww hell, here we go. last time you  mentioned her....10 pages of drooling for sure!

[RR34]

hmm lets see do i want a bj from a crack whore/hooker prostitute skanky bitch or do i want to rail the shit out of one of the hottest women in the world.


 

[Peelz]

+1 for RR. working hard to hide your true sexual preference. j/k

[preddy08]

ERMAHGERD thats my girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


F Hugh Grant!!

Can we get a pic of here photoshoped on a raptor and put her oon the banner?

[Colorado700R]

Well since she's single again maybe I got a chance    


Nah!  F@ck it!!  I'll just go spank it to watch her in that Austin Powers movie again.

[RR34]

that movie where she is the devil is F@cking HOT too.