Help!

[Magz]

Yo ! Gentleman... I really need your advice on a serious problem:


I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The
usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes
out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she
comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in my garage between all my toys. When she
came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took
her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

I was at that moment crouched behind my 660 and I noticed a hairline
crack on my subframe.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

[Krandall]

I'd weld it up.

[Magz]

panties coated with JB Weld, should fix the crack. LOL

[Magz]

J/K
J/K
If I ever catch my wife cheating on me, I'm gonna kick that guy's seeing eye dog!

[Peelz]

Magz...you are my hero. 

sucks about the subframe. 

[Magz]

yea i'm going to double check my 700 subframe now too (after your pismo accident) 

[Spartan]

Sorry, I banged into the 660 one night on my way out.....

[Magz]

you got to be more carefull on your wild adventures with Franky. 
try to keep it in the back yard from now on.

[Peelz]

yea i'm going to double check my 700 subframe now too (after your pismo accident) 

Just have pat jam something in the crack...he has that skill down.

[Spartan]

[dragonz]

660 subframes are easliy welded.
Wives are less easy to fix

[Krandall]

you don't fix wives, you upgrade.

like going from a 660 to a 700..

the new models have all sorts of cool features.

[dragonz]

you don't fix wives, you upgrade.

like going from a 660 to a 700..

the new models have all sorts of cool features.

wouldn't mind one with some big plastic bits.................